Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Staggerwing

So are you officially a Brummie or a Geordie then?



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bob48

Quote from: Staggerwing on August 02, 2014, 06:36:13 AM
So are you officially a Brummie or a Geordie then?
I'm a..Geordie-Brummie. We've lived in Newcastle since 1976. Moved here about 18 months after we got married, so we've now lived here longer than we lived in B'Ham.
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Nefaro

Quote from: MetalDog on July 31, 2014, 02:35:32 PM
More than likely, she got it from pulling a shirt over her head from the closet.  It's possible that she got it in bed, but, it's a fallacy that Recluse hang out in your bed and wait to bite you.  The bed thing is usually caused by the bed being under a vent or light fixture and the little bastards drop down and land on the bed.  You roll over on them and they commence to biting you.

Exactly.

I wasn't implying that they're lying in wait under your covers.  Just that they tend to do their cruisin' about after the lights are off.  Sometimes on your neck.

Sleep tight!  ;)

Martok

My bed is under both a vent *and* a light fixture. 

Fuck me. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

Lived in Anchorage, Alaska for six wonderful years. No snakes, no spiders!

Of course, moose in my front yard were common, a black bear was tranquilized in my back yard, and then there were wolves...and snow...and lack of sunlight.

Still...beats the hell out of spiders and snakes.  O0

Martok

I could live with all of that.  Being a vampire, the lack of sunlight in particular wouldn't bother me. 

On the other hand, the purported lack of women up there...  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

...And I would like to thank Star -- not for the first time -- for almost choking to death trying to avoid a Force-4 soda-spew.  Fuck, that was funny.  :2funny: 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

well.....  at least you know shes not afraid to put things in her mouth.   ^-^
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

Or take things off.  Read her hat.
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"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

JasonPratt

^^ "Tee hee! And then it goes into my ear!"
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BanzaiCat

Have faith, boys. This just proves some women will put anything in their mouths.  :-*

Centurion40

Yeah, if Martok met her in a bar (near to her trailer park), and she left her spider at home, he'd go for her.  She'd show him a good time. 8)
Any time is a good time for pie.