Ok, so after posting in JH's "Dumbest Moment" thread, I thought we could invert it and tell our greatest moments!
One of mine was, when I was visiting some friends in Brazil on my second trip down there (right after graduating High School), my friends let me know that the sister or their maid, an exotic-looking and pretty girl, had a crush on me. So, in an attempt to "expedite" matters, my Brazilian friends decide to trap me in a larder with this girl until the magic happened. So I made my move and we literally spent the better part of a week making out, until she had to leave to go back to her home (and I got food poisoning, which was another story). I never saw the Brazilian girl again.
I had very little confidence in my ability to pick up women before that, and hadn't be a player in the dating game before that trip. But that experience gave me a huge confidence jolt, a big enough one to - once I returned to the States -ask out this girl who worked at the drug store with me. We went on a few dates before I went to college, then kept dating in college.
I've been with that girl for 15 years now, married for 6. :)
The first time Household 6 got pregnant. I was like my junk works, sweet! The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke. Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.
Quote from: Bison on May 29, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
The first time Household 6 got pregnant. I was like my junk works, sweet! The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke. Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.
That was a good day for me too!
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 29, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
Quote from: Bison on May 29, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
The first time Household 6 got pregnant. I was like my junk works, sweet! The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke. Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.
That was a good day for me too!
I'll let the wife know we have an international following on the power of my seed! ;)
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.
No Gus. SoM was revelling in the power of Bison seed.
I bet you my seed can beat up yours.
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:51:03 PM
I bet you my seed can beat up yours.
We are NOT going to find out.
Fine. Buzzkill.
What ever you are drinking Gussy ... I'll have one too.
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.
Right after you were intimate with Windi's Mom... boy, it's been a weird day today at the Groghead.
Quote from: Windigo on May 29, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
What ever you are drinking Gussy ... I'll have one too.
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Never mind. It's tempting, but I still refuse to shoot the tank!
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 08:35:43 PM
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.
Fresca is in no way affiliated with triumph.
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 08:35:43 PM
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.
you liquor pig
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Don't knock the Fresca. It's grapefruit flavored for chrissake!
Fresca may be good, even great, but vintage Tab, with cyclamates, was this close to perfection.
Thank God, the FDA found that by force feeding a pound of cyclamates a day to rats that it could cause cancer.
Saving us all from cola nirvana.
Quote from: Gusington on May 30, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
Don't knock the Fresca. It's grapefruit flavored for chrissake!
You seem to be saying this as though it's a positive...
If Fresca didn't have artificial sweetener, then it would be good.
Izze's Grapfruit soda is pretty... umm.. triumphant.
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice. The good shit not from concentrate.
I'm drinking a Fresca right now and none of you can stop me. I am out of control. Next I am going to pop a few Tylenol PMs and Midols...during daylight hours!!
Quote from: Gusington on May 31, 2012, 09:29:44 AM
I'm drinking a Fresca right now and none of you can stop me. I am out of control. Next I am going to pop a few Tylenol PMs and Midols...during daylight hours!!
Won't taking Midol give you bewbs or something... ;)
^Hopefully.
You'd never leave the house again for playing with them.... :o
^I know, it would be great. Big sloppy ones.
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice. The good shit not from concentrate.
With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 31, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice. The good shit not from concentrate.
With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?
I don't know. I'd figure as long as you aren't slamming 3 Whoppers and 2 Big Macs at the same you'll be alright.
^If I did that I would die instantly. I just can't handle eating that way anymore. 10 years ago was a different story. College...I don't know how I survived.
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 31, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice. The good shit not from concentrate.
With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?
I don't know. I'd figure as long as you aren't slamming 3 Whoppers and 2 Big Macs at the same you'll be alright.
Apparently Grapefruit juice the potential to really up the negative interaction/side-effects of commonly used medications (even antihistamines). This could lead to liver failure and death even in fairly healthy people! Obviously it is all about moderation here.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20010105/what-could-possibly-be-bad-about-grapefruit
I just drank a gallon of Ruby Red and chewed up an entire box of Sudafed and I feel gr
^
Damn! Now we'll never get to read the next Amsterjammin'! :(
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 01, 2012, 12:02:41 PM
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Damn! Now we'll never get to read the next Amsterjammin'! :(
Yes you will. Just expect the next post to be full of typos - zombies tend to lose extremities first.
^I would never touch the same virtual account that he has soiled.
Quote from: Gusington on June 01, 2012, 11:25:10 AM
I just drank a gallon of Ruby Red and chewed up an entire box of Sudafed and I feel gr
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