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GDS_Starfury

#420
October 07, 2013, 06:20:08 PM
would that be his left hand or his right?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#421
October 07, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
Which hand are you using to write that Panthers in the Fog review?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#422
October 07, 2013, 06:46:56 PM
it was classified by the DoD and NSA.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#423
October 07, 2013, 06:47:50 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 07, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
Which hand are you using to write that Panthers in the Fog review?

The one holding the little bottle of invisible ink.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#424
October 07, 2013, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 07, 2013, 06:47:50 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 07, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
Which hand are you using to write that Panthers in the Fog review?

The one holding the little bottle of invisible ink.

No, not the one he's masturbating with.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#425
October 07, 2013, 06:55:48 PM
I have both hands for that.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#426
October 08, 2013, 06:04:55 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#427
October 08, 2013, 06:06:01 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 07, 2013, 06:46:56 PM
it was classified by the DoD and NSA.

yeah, well they're off duty and the ones monitoring you weren't recalled as they're categorized "never-were-remotely-essential"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#428
October 08, 2013, 09:41:13 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

#429
October 08, 2013, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 07, 2013, 04:23:27 PM
:o


Badass.  Ghurkas have a reputation for being awesomely/terrifyingly tough mo-fo's. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

jejo68

#430
October 08, 2013, 11:09:31 AM
ghurkas are hardcore.
Still remember the ghurka sergeant WHO was tasked with delivering proof about a taliban leaders death. since he didnt have a camera he cut of his head and gave it to his CO. badass

Windigo

#431
October 08, 2013, 12:40:12 PM
whats all this gritty realism creeping in here?

life is a disney movie... dont'cha know?

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#432
October 08, 2013, 09:57:57 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#433
October 09, 2013, 03:27:47 AM Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 03:30:58 AM by Martok
Wow!  Her folks have to be either the worst or most awesome parents of all time. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#434
October 09, 2013, 08:04:58 AM Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 08:07:12 AM by GDS_Starfury
and growing up we had, at most, two dogs...  ::)
if you google her name you'll find a lot more photos.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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