Pictures of Greatness!

Started by Mr. Bigglesworth, June 14, 2012, 03:44:32 PM

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Mr. Bigglesworth

Except he probably has good negotiating skills.

If the other party does not want to negotiate he can always offer free defenestrations, on the house. With a smile.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 09, 2014, 11:09:49 PM
Except he probably has good negotiating skills.

youve obviously never had an argument with him.    ;)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 08, 2014, 03:22:52 PM


It funny, but when I read shit like that the little streak of ODD I have in me wants to put a toe over the line because I want to know, "What are they hiding?"

Having said that, I appreciate the sign and the intention behind it on its own merits.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

airboy

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 30, 2014, 11:24:53 AM
I saw this the other day and it made me bawl, because I am man enough to admit it:



We had a deal with our vet for our previous dog.  The dog had grown to be afraid of the vet towards the end of her life.  The deal with the vet was to have her put down at home - as long as we could schedule for a slow time for the vet.  Dog had a stroke, would walk in a circle hitting its head against the wall.  Nothing could make the dog's tail wag - and Snort wagged more and harder than every dog I've had before or since.  It was just time.  Snort died at home.

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Yeah it is.

We have a wonderful Bagel (part Beagle, part Bassett) that we got from a rescue org a few years ago. He was about 4 at that time. He's about 8 now and still doing well but dammit, it's going to kill me when it comes time to take care of him.

I had to do that once with a cocker spaniel my wife had since a puppy. He was doing the same thing you describe, airboy. That was more than 10 years ago and I still feel like crap because I just could not be there when they did it. That's why I bawled when I saw that comic because it really cuts deep and I still feel tremendously guilty for not being strong enough.

bayonetbrant

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Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 08:34:16 AM
some pretty good ones in here
http://myscienceacademy.org/2014/02/10/30-of-the-most-powerful-images-ever/
Some powerful images indeed. 

We should maybe warn Gus, Star, and JH about picture #2, however (it almost made me sick to my stomach). 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

believe me, we've seen worse.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
believe me, we've seen worse.
I think already more or less knew that, but it still seemed only courteous to give fair warning. 


Incidentally, I see those (what look like) score marks on the walls, and hope to hell they aren't what my imagination thinks they are... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

Quote from: Martok on October 15, 2014, 02:01:02 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
believe me, we've seen worse.
I think already more or less knew that, but it still seemed only courteous to give fair warning. 


Incidentally, I see those (what look like) score marks on the walls, and hope to hell they aren't what my imagination thinks they are...

They are just what you hope they are not....  :'(

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 15, 2014, 11:37:05 PM
on the upside though:



Anyone else notice they're using Sam the Eagle as their squadron symbol?

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.