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Windigo

#1455
January 04, 2016, 04:55:25 PM
"Messerschmitt"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#1456
January 04, 2016, 05:31:04 PM
Bless you.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#1457
January 04, 2016, 06:09:51 PM
Quote from: bob48 on January 04, 2016, 05:31:04 PM
Bless you.

So did Misses Schmidt...    >:D
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

endfire79

#1458
January 04, 2016, 10:51:45 PM
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#1459
January 04, 2016, 10:53:19 PM









"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Martok

#1460
January 05, 2016, 07:08:55 AM
Huh, those are different.  If it wasn't for the Star Wars theme, you'd expect to see them in a medieval chapel/cathedral somewhere. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#1461
January 13, 2016, 07:09:23 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1462
January 13, 2016, 08:10:14 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 13, 2016, 07:09:23 PM


That's cool. My daughter saw it and wants it for her birthday.

I looked it up and turns out there's an entire webpage devoted to how to make one:

http://www.sweetdreamscakeapp.com/2015/03/23/in-a-galaxy-far-far-away-a-star-wars-at-at-cake-was-born/

MetalDog

#1463
January 14, 2016, 12:51:11 AM
Is there a page for where you buy one?  I suspect you'll be needing that ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#1464
January 16, 2016, 08:09:28 AM
Timing is everything.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#1465
January 17, 2016, 05:45:24 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#1466
January 18, 2016, 02:56:42 AM
^  Awesome.  O0 




Quote from: besilarius on January 16, 2016, 08:09:28 AM
Timing is everything.
Ha! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#1467
January 19, 2016, 11:25:42 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1468
January 19, 2016, 11:36:27 PM
They got the most important part right ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

jomni

#1469
January 29, 2016, 06:10:58 PM
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