Pictures of Greatness!

Started by Mr. Bigglesworth, June 14, 2012, 03:44:32 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 112 113 114 115 116 ... 159
User actions

mirth

#1695
November 24, 2016, 09:22:10 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#1696
November 24, 2016, 08:11:55 PM
^  Nice.  Still miss you, George. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

OJsDad

#1697
November 24, 2016, 08:32:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 24, 2016, 09:22:10 AM



http://thechive.com/2016/11/22/comedians-are-on-the-front-lines-in-the-battle-against-political-correctness-11-photos/

Colleges will have to dedicate whole sections of their campuses to safe zones if they tried to introduce some ideas to the so called students.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

besilarius

#1698
November 26, 2016, 08:10:38 PM
These guys should have their own thread.
In Field Marshal Slim's book on Burma, he told the story of the Japanese attacks on Imphal-Kohima.
At one point, it was necessary to reinforce a drive in the jungle.  There was no landing field so the troops would have to dropped in.  The only troops available was a battalion of gurkhas. 
The situation was explained to the troops.  This unit had never done a jump before and the men discussed this surprise order.
An old subadar came to Slim and asked, "At what height will we get out of the planes."
"Two hundred feet."
"The men would prefer jumping out at one hundred."
"But that wouldn't allow time for the parachutes to open."
"Oh.  We get parachutes then?"
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Martok

#1699
November 27, 2016, 11:50:47 AM
LOL!  Great story.  But then, most stories involving the Gurkhas are.  :bd: 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#1700
November 27, 2016, 12:49:21 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#1701
December 07, 2016, 09:25:58 PM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#1702
December 07, 2016, 09:38:16 PM
^lmfao!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#1703
December 12, 2016, 09:47:07 AM

mirth

#1704
December 12, 2016, 10:12:41 AM
^The warp nacelles aren't nearly long enough. Weak.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#1705
December 12, 2016, 10:14:15 AM

mirth

#1706
December 12, 2016, 10:17:20 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#1707
December 12, 2016, 10:56:37 AM
Somebody probably just ate part of them that's all. Maybe a 'Giant Space Amoeba'?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1708
December 12, 2016, 10:59:16 AM
Space Hansel and Gretel.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#1709
December 12, 2016, 11:01:09 AM Last Edit: December 12, 2016, 01:36:43 PM by bob48
No one likes to have their nacelles nibbled.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 112 113 114 115 116 ... 159
User actions