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mirth

#1710
December 12, 2016, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 12, 2016, 11:01:09 AM
No one likes have their nacelles nibbled.

Star knows a few 'ladies' who do.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1711
December 12, 2016, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 12, 2016, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 12, 2016, 11:01:09 AM
No one likes have their nacelles nibbled.

Star knows a few 'ladies' who do.

not just 'ladies' ....   O:-)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#1712
December 12, 2016, 01:31:41 PM
I'm staying out of this one.  :timeout:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#1713
December 12, 2016, 09:34:58 PM
Why now?

Sir Slash

#1714
December 12, 2016, 10:56:32 PM
Trying to be good. Santa's watching.  O:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#1715
December 13, 2016, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2016, 10:56:32 PM
Trying to be good. Santa's watching.  O:-)

After hanging around here so long, Santa's List is not one of the lists you should be most worried about.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#1716
December 13, 2016, 07:51:50 AM

Windigo

#1717
December 13, 2016, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 13, 2016, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2016, 10:56:32 PM
Trying to be good. Santa's watching.  O:-)

After hanging around here so long, Santa's List is not one of the lists you should be most worried about.

They probably love eavesdropping on us... funny, witty...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#1718
December 13, 2016, 12:22:43 PM

mirth

#1719
December 13, 2016, 01:06:21 PM
Because sometimes an AK is not enough, "Don't f*ck with me".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#1720
December 13, 2016, 01:23:28 PM
Snow leopard is coming for you photographer

And is that some face down in the snow under the horses neck, with just his boot showing

mirth

#1721
December 14, 2016, 08:15:36 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#1722
December 14, 2016, 11:39:24 PM
My wife would divorce me. But... :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#1723
December 15, 2016, 07:29:03 AM
Delivering groceries as a teen in  Norfolk, Bangor, and DC, it was rapidly apparent that the good tippers were other working folks.
The people with money were cheap tippers but expected perfection for nothing.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#1724
December 15, 2016, 09:35:33 AM
Noticed much the same when I moved furniture in my student days.  Working class guys were usually right there to grab an end.  The monied types would, at best, ignore you.  Usually they'd just hover and bitch about the possibility of us scratching the paint, the hardwood, or whatever.  Even worse was the behaviour of some when I did volunteer firefighting during forest fires a few years ago.
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