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bayonetbrant

#1425
December 08, 2015, 10:40:18 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#1426
December 08, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Haha! 

JasonPratt

#1427
December 08, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
The actress really nails the sad deadness of expression common to that profession; I almost feel kind of sad about the joke.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

JasonPratt

#1428
December 09, 2015, 08:23:55 AM Last Edit: December 09, 2015, 08:26:23 AM by JasonPratt


My browser is a little weird, so I'm not sure if this gif is only failing for me or for everyone else.

But apparently there are a surprising number of YT videos about pussies vs cucumbers.



....um, note, you should probably try using "cats" instead, if you go looking for those videos.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Centurion40

#1429
December 09, 2015, 08:59:37 AM
Yeah, what's up with the feline fear of cucumbers?
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#1430
December 14, 2015, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on December 09, 2015, 08:59:37 AM
Yeah, what's up with the feline fear of cucumbers?

With three cats at home... myth of cats being afraid of cucumbers... BUSTED.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#1431
December 15, 2015, 12:01:07 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#1432
January 25, 2016, 10:43:37 AM
Be sure to get your five a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv0HUvUr4k8
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#1433
February 10, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#1434
February 10, 2016, 07:06:30 PM
2-1 odds someone is going to barf after watching that.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#1435
February 10, 2016, 07:07:42 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 10, 2016, 07:06:30 PM
2-1 odds someone is going to barf after watching that.

It'll probably be me.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1436
February 10, 2016, 07:44:43 PM
(over)Serves you right!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#1437
February 11, 2016, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 10, 2016, 06:21:37 PM


I've taken that pill small piece of paper!   :D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#1438
February 11, 2016, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 11, 2016, 09:29:23 PM
I've taken that pill small piece of paper!   :D

We know - the paper with your Panthers in the Fog review.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#1439
February 12, 2016, 09:36:10 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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