Driving a Duct Tape Car Off a Cliff

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bayonetbrant

August 17, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
Yes, it's an ad.  It's still f'n' funny.

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mirth

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August 17, 2016, 07:17:19 PM
Ha! That's how to do an ad!
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besilarius

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August 17, 2016, 08:57:45 PM
De Soto made cars with gobs and gobs of room for gobs and gobs of gobs.
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Sir Slash

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August 17, 2016, 10:56:19 PM
That was a 'Manly' commercial. Maybe Fiber Fix can fix the Tampa Bay Bucs football team this year.
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Nefaro

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August 18, 2016, 09:51:57 AM
Manliness!


Fuckin commercial was so good, it almost made me want to buy some.  And I don't need to repair jack shit right now!

bayonetbrant

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August 18, 2016, 10:22:27 AM
I love the "can't you just use 100x more duct tape" and the shovel he holds up...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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