Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Martok

Quote from: LongBlade on September 25, 2014, 10:47:22 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 25, 2014, 04:13:03 AM
Happy Christmas Martok



Martok might buy them for the irony of stomping on them!
I might...except I would also probably mistake them for actual giant spiders in the middle of the night while half-sleep, scream like a little girl, then promptly have a heart attack and die.  ::)  :-[ 

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LongBlade

Think of the power and irony as you destroy them...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: LongBlade on September 25, 2014, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on September 25, 2014, 11:37:37 PM
Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?

My dogs attack spiders without hesitation.

My dachshund has on more than one occasion flicked his tongue around as if he were bitten. But showed no ill effects.

My old cat didn't care for them either.

I suspect my pack, upon seeing said abominable slippers, would descent with righteous fury upon them and leave little but stuffing in their wake.

You have to test that. Will he dash in with courage or weiner out?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bob48

I should think they would be pretty hard to walk in. You would be forever tripping over your own...legs.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

If you're taking wee baby steps, sure you'll trip. If you're taking man-sized manly spider steps, no worries.

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Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

Quote from: LongBlade on September 30, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043

:2funny:
O0

Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 29, 2014, 11:18:59 PM

Well you don't want to burn down the house, so I recommend a sledgehammer. 




Quote from: LongBlade on September 30, 2014, 09:44:36 AM
This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043

LOL! 

Okay, that's pretty funny.  Reminds me of the time (which I believe I related here) when I was half-asleep and startled completely awake by a small spider just a few inches from my face. 

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

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Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces


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"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers