WANT!

[Staggerwing]

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00NW550KU/ref=strm_fn_nad_1_2?th=1

$4.28!!! Cheap as dirt! Perfect for when you have to shovel the walk and you don't feel like saying hi to all the neighbors walking by.

[Sir Slash]

Or worrying about getting a date.

[bayonetbrant]

c'mon, you know you want this one

http://boingboing.net/2016/10/31/wolf-head-crotch-underwear-m.html

[mirth]

c'mon, you know you want this one

http://boingboing.net/2016/10/31/wolf-head-crotch-underwear-m.html

[Sir Slash]

Not where I'm from. Too many hunters around here. And they're really good shots.

[bayonetbrant]

even if you're not a fan of candles, the descriptives / names are worth a chuckle

https://urbanedcsupply.com/products/wild-well-supply-candle

[Sir Slash]

Cowboy Breakfast sounds good to me. Except I don't want to attract a bunch of Cow Punchers over early in the morning and NOT have bacon for them, just a candle. That could end badly-- for me.

[Staggerwing]

Cowboy Breakfast sounds good to me. Except I don't want to attract a bunch of Cow Punchers over early in the morning and NOT have bacon for them, just a candle. That could end badly-- for me.

Even worse if they find out you spent $40 on a scented candle.

[Martok]

even if you're not a fan of candles, the descriptives / names are worth a chuckle

https://urbanedcsupply.com/products/wild-well-supply-candle

The "Bar Fight"-scented candle brings up so many questions... 

[bayonetbrant]

[mirth]

The only way that could be cooler is if it makes a Brrrrt! sound when the door is opened.

[bayonetbrant]

The only way that could be cooler is if it makes a Brrrrt! sound when the door is opened.

what makes you think it doesn't?

[JasonPratt]

Paint "BRRRRT" in white letters along both sides. Mission accomplished. 

[undercovergeek]

Or stare out of the window every morning until the postman comes and then shout brrrrrt when he opens it

[Sir Slash]

I'm assuming that mailbox is just for, 'Airmail'?   :)))