Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Martok

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 04, 2014, 02:32:56 PM
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/videos/Gallery/ab/video_gallery/british-pop-star-finds-spider-living-in-her-ear/2312993038001/2312993038001_0

Better cover your orifices at night.
I'll just have to risk it.  Wearing ear-plugs on a regular/long-term basis seems to give me headaches for some reason.  :-\ 

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Arctic Blast

Quote from: Martok on November 04, 2014, 02:54:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 04, 2014, 02:32:56 PM
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/videos/Gallery/ab/video_gallery/british-pop-star-finds-spider-living-in-her-ear/2312993038001/2312993038001_0

Better cover your orifices at night.
I'll just have to risk it.  Wearing ear-plugs on a regular/long-term basis seems to give me headaches for some reason.  :-\

That's the spiders who nested in there trying to bite their way out of your skull.  ;)

Mr. Bigglesworth

Still here means they are nesting on the site.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

^  A good chart, if a little more specific than necessary. 

All I really need are two categories:  "Destroy With Extreme Prejudice" and "Flee For Your Life".  :P 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

Quote from: Martok on November 05, 2014, 03:57:07 PM
^  A good chart, if a little more specific than necessary. 

All I really need are two categories:  "Destroy With Extreme Prejudice" and "Flee For Your Life".  :P

We've got your back if you ever need to flee. 
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

I don't.  I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 05, 2014, 10:11:07 PM
I don't.  I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.


Staggerwing

I remember seeing a behind-the-scenes shot of some movie with lots of of tarantulas. It might even have been that one. All the spiders were under upside down glasses, waiting to be uncovered when the actor was in place and the cameras started to roll.
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Steelgrave

Quote from: bob48 on November 05, 2014, 01:41:27 PM


HA! Thanks, Bawb! I stole this for my Facebook page. I have friends and family in spider-plagued Oklahoma who will find this chart handy.

bob48

You're very welcome, Steelie  ;)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Centurion40

Heading to an Okie near you?

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Yes, a spider eating a bird!

Any time is a good time for pie.

undercovergeek



for a morale boost, and just to let Martok know Jesus is on his side i give you the Tarantula Hawk Wasp

she doesnt eat him, she lays an egg inside him, that egg hatches and he eats the tarantula from the inside, slowly, over a long period

fk you tarantula!!

LongBlade

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 05, 2014, 10:11:07 PM
I don't.  I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.