Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Steelgrave


bob48

Oh. Shiiiii................
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

Ha, this happened to me at about 10 years old - ran straight out, trousers round ankles screaming for my dad

bob48

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 02:45:39 PM
Ha, this happened to me at about 10 years old - ran straight out, trousers round ankles screaming for my dad

..shame...and you were 34 at the time........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek


LongBlade

Quote from: Steelgrave on September 16, 2015, 01:39:43 PM
Oh HELL no............




Your house?

I had one of those just slightly smaller dart across the bathroom floor a couple of weeks ago during my morning constitution.

He knew he was in trouble. I calmly finished my business went to find a shoe (yes, I was barefoot), and then took care of him.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

Real men kill the little bastards with their bare feet.  Or their stink.  Whichever is more lethal.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Steelgrave


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave


Staggerwing

Wouldn't the proper course of action be to quickly and tightly wind up the roll, settling the multi-legged pookums snugly back into it's fluffy blanket so that the next person to use the facilities could also spend some quality time with little Boris?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Steelgrave

Quote from: Staggerwing on September 16, 2015, 09:22:29 PM
Wouldn't the proper course of action be to quickly and tightly wind up the roll, settling the multi-legged pookums snugly back into it's fluffy blanket so that the next person to use the facilities could also spend some quality time with little Boris?

LMAO!!!!  O0

bob48

Quote from: Staggerwing on September 16, 2015, 09:22:29 PM
Wouldn't the proper course of action be to quickly and tightly wind up the roll, settling the multi-legged pookums snugly back into it's fluffy blanket so that the next person to use the facilities could also spend some quality time with little Boris?

ROFL - Now I have the song, 'Boris the Spider' by 'The Who' going around my head!

creepy-crawley, creepy-crawley, etc.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

is that so mr smarty pants?

what are you going to wipe your arse on?!

bob48

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 17, 2015, 07:46:00 AM
is that so mr smarty pants?

what are you going to wipe your arse on?!

Goodbye, socks. I never really liked you anyway.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!