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bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

Read that off Marty's link in another thread.  Not a very good effort this week.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Martok

I agree it wasn't their best effort. 

However, I will admit that even though it was predictable, I chuckled at Bridgewater and Roethlisberger switching roles.  Also, Rodgers trolling Wilson at the end was damn funny. 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 19, 2015, 09:25:44 PM
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-championships-giggles/

QuoteAARON RODGERS    WHAT WAS THAT? I DIDN'T CATCH THAT?
CAM NEWTON     Ooh, ooh. "Things Brandon Bostick says when trying to grab an onside kick?"
Yeah, that one was pretty epic. 


Quote
MIKE McCARTHY DAMMIT, BOSTICK! YOU COULDN'T CATCH AN STD IN SAM BRADFORD'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER!
:D




We also have an "intercepted text" conversation between Brady and Commissioner Goodell.  Talk about your Cool and Unusual Punishment!  :P 

http://profootballmock.com/iphone-text/intercepted-text-roger-goodell-tom-brady-discuss-deflate-gate/

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#259
The final Facebook convo for the year.

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-goodbye-farewell-amen/


Just had a chance to read this.  There's a lot of good stuff in it.  And there is a HUGE surprise at the end.  So be sure to scroll down after Roethlisberger has the last say.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

QuoteMARSHAWN LYNCH WHITE HAIRED, GUM CHEWING, LESBIAN GRANDMA COACH NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha!

MetalDog

The first part of that whole Lynch/Carroll exchange is REALLY funny!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

QuoteTHE DANCING SHARKS BEHIND KATY PERRY

We would've called an off-tackle power run. You know. Just for the halibut.

:2funny:
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

Worst part of the whole thing.  :(
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA   :2funny:
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

Even though they've not been the greatest this last season, I'm still gonna miss them.  :( 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces