World War I Dwarves

Started by besilarius, October 28, 2016, 06:57:16 AM

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Macrocosm Miniatures has designed a group of Russian Dwarves to fight in the War to End All Wars.

Wonder what races are fighting for the Kaiser, England, France, and Austria-Hungary?
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its like a littler army of Gus's....
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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The above image is like looking at a family album shot.


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