The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)

[MetalDog]

Bucco Bruce is a manly man!!  You can tell from the thingy he has in his mouth.

[Bison]

Bucco Bruce is a manly man!!  You can tell from the thingy he has in his mouth.

A penis?

[MetalDog]

Is that a synonym for knife?

[Bison]

No.  It means the male genitalia. 

[MetalDog]

Then no.  It's a knife he has in his teeth. 

[Bison]

Whatever you choose to call a penis is none of my business.

[MetalDog]

[Bison]

This is NOT helping your cause just so that you know.

[MetalDog]

I can't make it anything other than what it is.  They're my team, so, I have to take the bad with the good.  Besides, I console myself with the fact that there's a Super Bowl trophy in Tampa.  How's that working out for the Vikes?

[Bison]

I'm not sure.  I've been in a post-season coma since 1998.

[MetalDog]

I won't wake you then.

[Bison]

It's for the best.  I blacked out with thoughts of murdering Gary Anderson.

[MetalDog]

Or Blair Walsh.

[Bison]

Yeah I'm not sure who that is.  Bill Walsh's son or perhaps daughter?

[MetalDog]

He's your kicker who missed the field goal a couple weeks ago that would have allowed YOUR team instead of the Seahawks to be the next sacrifice to Scam Newton and the Kittykats.