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I'm with the mouse. >:(
:2funny:
I always brace myself when reading the Sunday edition of Pearls Before Swine, as I know there's a 50-50 chance it will end in a pun. Stephan seems to take great delight in trying to make them as tortured as possible.
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one of my all time favorites
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somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
bahaha!
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!
I stopped reading after the second one. I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.
one of my all-time favorites... it's a loooooong setup, but it's worth it
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Quote from: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!
I stopped reading after the second one. I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.
maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you
I'm gonna block Brant for a while. :buck2:
I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine... ::)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2014, 11:05:15 AM
I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine... ::)
fwiw the elizabeth hurley torch and jimmy hoffa made me snort, but they are well constructed, clever puns
yours
.....are shit
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That's the second or turd insult I've had from you guys about my puns just today!
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 09, 2014, 09:39:03 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 08:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 08:47:10 PM
bahaha!
I stopped reading after the second one. I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.
maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you
I'm all FOR this!!!
some of us bat back. :knuppel2:
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 09, 2014, 08:16:13 PM
some of us bat back. :knuppel2:
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Bat to the bone if you ask me.
all hands to battle stations!
dropping puns without batting an eye
its a battalion of puns!
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)
Quote from: LongBlade on September 10, 2014, 10:57:23 AM
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)
One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on September 10, 2014, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 10, 2014, 10:57:23 AM
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)
One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...
People do the darndest things.
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I love "Pearls before Swine" and read it daily. Although I'm not a big fan of puns (except the unintentional kind), his puns are pure comic genius.
:2funny:
and into the sig line!
shit
I saw the SAMCRO flash and thought it was MD.
Hope he doesn't take any punitive actions
:2funny:
Alright, that one was pretty good.
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Musta been the tent of the guy on the end because he looks like he's about to blubber.
Also, it could be just be a fluke but if MD shows his best girl that pic I bet it'll flipper out.
Tusk, tusk, tusk. Don't bring up bad puns in this thread for MD. You'll seal your fate.
He may well flipper out.
He'll pup a vein
Maybe he'll go clubbing and get over it.
^You never know who he might sealion around on the couches in the chill-out rooms.
Possibly blubbering from the mental anguish these puns cause him.
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<chuckle>
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That might just push MetalDog over the edge.
I'm sure he'll see the funny side........
I'm with the goat. Unfortunately, both his and my request are repeatedly turned down. Then again, I should expect that. Other than one lame attempt by Starfury to comply, I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged. I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns. So, keep making puns. The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P
Im not a songwriter. :uglystupid2:
Quote from: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 07:50:11 PM
I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged. I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns. So, keep making puns. The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P
What would you prefer...
Iambic pentameter?
Please, show us the way.
Iambic puntameter
There once was a man named MetalDog
Whose sense of puns was that of a hog.
Try as he might to make puns a crime
The Pun Crowd ignored his whine
And told him to grow a pair like a Grog.
^^
huzzah!
MetalDog kept whining at our puns
While we ignored him and continued the fun
His glee was restrained
As our humor barely contained
The carpool treble hoffa light by the ton
It's a fair start. You'll get better with practice.
you haven't. :)
If you expected improvement, you haven't been paying attention ;D
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.
Quote from: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 10:30:11 PMIt's a fair start. You'll get better with practice.
I was just throwing the dog a bone
Knowing full well my verses sink like a stone
I suck at limericks
Puns are much more schtick
And I'm not all that great at rhyming
Ok. I laughed at that one :)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.
I don't want any of you to change. I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service. Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.
Quote from: MetalDog on October 15, 2014, 06:24:54 AM
Ok. I laughed at that one :)
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.
I don't want any of you to change. I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service. Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.
Braaaaainsss...
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
Puns are awesome sauce
MetalDog does not like them
Haiku can be fun
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
LMAO!!! Nice one, Bawb ;D
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
He lives in Alabama. I wouldn't take that bet.
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
Pun-master AND poet! Is there anything this man can't do (besides duck)? :D
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But THIS will make anyone's head explode...
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Friday evening at MetalDog's place...
Brain slow today- took 3-4 seconds to get joke.
......drops mic........
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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
......drops mic........
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
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Careful MD, this could happen to you..... ;D
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Quote from: Barthheart on October 23, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you..... ;D
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It seems to suggest that there's hope even for him.
Maybe he should write a book?
The Pun Also Rises would be a good working title.
Quote from: Barthheart on October 23, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you..... ;D
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Good gawd. I've just seen what Hell looks like... :o
Ditto, brother :(
Quote from: MetalDog on October 23, 2014, 01:19:09 PM
Ditto, brother :(
What did the Italian repairman say when the refrigerator fell on his foot?
Di toe!
I SOOOOOOOO don't like you right now :tickedoff:
:smitten:
Well Mr Dog-of-Metal -
Howl he ever get over it?
Are you pawsitive you don't like him?
Or are you just telling another tall tail?
I have a joke about Italian tires to go along with that "ditto" remark, but likely some would find it offensive.
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Try your worst, word wreckers! I am having a mental health day and none of you can ruin it :P
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hahahahahahhahahaha!
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BOOOOOOO! That was TERRIBLE!
We were just stringing you along.
Yeah, you were getting too tied up with these puns.
He was starting to unravel.
Lets keep this thread going.
It has me in stitches.
Pretty soon he'll be at the end of his rope
Hmm.. that strikes a cord.
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains. Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads. Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile. You should get looked at by a doctor ASAP. That's, As Soon As Possible, for those of you that forgot what the acronym stood for. It's nothing to be embarrassed by. We are your friends and will still love you no matter HOW far you degenerate into a brain destroying fog. Reduced to recycling old word play because you can't handle anything tougher than applesauce.
Dog - I went to see the doctor for a senility test.
I'm still waiting to hear from him, but for now, I'm sticking with "no noose is good noose" :)
as soon as punnable
Quote from: MetalDog on October 25, 2014, 06:50:34 PM
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains. Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads. Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile.
Senile?
I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.
whats all this rush to normalcy you people are talking aboot?
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 06:58:31 PM
Mmmm... applesauce...
I see your applesauce and raise you pork chops.
Yeah, I thought of that one first but decided we needed more cleavage. 8)
applesauce cleavage is a totally safe google search.... :(
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yeah... that one wasnt funny.
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What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....
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<puts fingers in ears and hides under the table>
He's gonna blow.............
Quote from: Steelgrave on November 11, 2014, 10:47:44 PM
What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....
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Count the heads on spikes in the hallway....
^HA!!! Love it!!! ;D
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Quote from: Barthheart on November 13, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
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Two thoughts:
Pretty dog.
That's going to me a mess to clean up.
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Quote from: Barthheart on November 13, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
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And the Infinite Sadness
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:buck2:
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I LOL'ed
Quote from: MetalDog on November 13, 2014, 11:24:39 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 13, 2014, 09:10:58 AM
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And the Infinite Sadness
Ha! Just what I was thinking.
Oh, LB. You are confused, sir. I like funny. Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from. My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny. That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing. More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am." But you and the fellas keep trying. Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny. Give youse something to shoot for...
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun. nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block. :)
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^ <chuckle>
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun. nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block. :)
I'm not offended in the least. If any one should be offended, it should be you merry punsters. Making up lame word play and needing someone else's visuals and word play to be funny. I kind of enjoy the flailing around ;)
Quote from: MetalDog on December 06, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
Oh, LB. You are confused, sir. I like funny. Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from. My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny. That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing. More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am." But you and the fellas keep trying. Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny. Give youse something to shoot for...
its our creed and should be cast in stone above each of their houses
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.
Blatant Lies (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies) :2funny:
^ Apropos of nothing, I am gladdened I'm not the only one here who references TV Tropes on a recurring basis. (I've meant to tell you that for a while now.) :)
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^Baked by Keebler Goblins, no doubt.
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There's not much more that sucks than a pun sneaking up on you and making you chuckle. :P
you've already been assimilated. its a fact of life you chose to ignore.
Bawb had you at moustache.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 12:15:01 AM
you've already been assimilated. its a fact of life you chose to ignore.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 12:16:05 AM
Bawb had you at moustache.
Don't confuse my moment of weakness with your predeliction for mustache rides.
In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?
Form an orderly queue, please, and NO PUSHING, at the back, you'll all get your turn.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 15, 2014, 07:21:32 AM
In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?
I guess I wasn't clear, he likes getting them, not giving them ;)
^ Goodness, MD. I thought that was inferred. I certainly do not wish a mangina to tickle my pink and round parts. Unless it's on Halle Berry, then that's okay.
Is Halle Berry your out card with your wife? You know, the woman, who if she knocks on your door and says, 'Plook me now you savage rascal,' that you get to do just that and your wife is ok with it? Mine was Selma Hayek. My ex's was Jon Bon Jovi. And her ex boyfriend. Guess which one showed...
Mirth?
I wouldn't wish her on anyone I even REMOTELY liked, nevermind someone that I KNOW I like.
dont worry, he likes the challenge. :D
I thought I did, too...;)
Halle is pretty damn hawt, but if I had to pick between her and Selma, it would be Selma. A wise choice, sir.
My wife, I don't know who hers is, but I would put money down she'd say Jon Bon Jovi, too. Hmm... :-\
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^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it. :'(
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 21, 2014, 10:10:19 AM
^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it. :'(
At least you know now where it ended up.
Hahaha, Best of Craigslist FTW:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/4759091080.html
QuoteHoly Shrimp! This Scampi Happening! - m4w
I figured all the good gills already had a buoy in their life. Whale I was dolphinitely wrong. No squidding! Let minnow, I'd turtley like to hook up sometime. Or maybe you're koi and need time to mullet over? I hope to be herring from you soon!
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^A classic!
http://www.wired.com/2014/12/mathematicians-make-major-discovery-prime-numbers/?mbid=social_fb
read the comments... these guys do us proud :)
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That's so oblique.
Looks good from this angle.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 23, 2014, 06:16:55 AM
Looks good from this angle.
Yep it's just right if you ask me.
you all make very good points
Q: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?
A: Gee, Om-A-Tree.
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SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
The Order Of Punnery expects better from its disciples. >:(
Mirth, bring me the gloves.
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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 23, 2014, 09:01:44 AM
The Order Of Punnery expects better from its disciples. >:(
Mirth, bring me the gloves.
I've got to
hand it to you, ever since you helped me through that
gauntlet I've never felt better about things. Even the boss' late text messages don't bother me so much...I can't put my
finger on what she was talking about...I think she wanted to go to on vacation, somewhere with sunny blue skies and
palm trees.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 23, 2014, 09:23:16 AM
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this is why Gus has PTSD.
Quote from: bob48 on December 23, 2014, 05:50:27 AM
That's so oblique.
Despite the hype, we ought to... wait, am I too late? Is it not in use anymore?
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hahahaha
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PBR...
Heineken? F*** that shit!
Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2014, 10:10:34 AM
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That's hilarious, cringe-worthy, awesome, and eyeroll-worthy all at the same time.
^ A nice tribute to the comic strip author.
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I was always more of a McCartney guy.
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Quote from: mirth on January 06, 2015, 08:28:54 PM
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And now, my infinite sadness :(
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 08:43:18 PM
And now, my infinite sadness :(
Saw that one coming a mile away. 8)
And, yes, it
also qualifies as a pun. O0
A) I already used it once (probably upthread)
and
2) NO *UCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 09:23:17 PM
2) NO *UCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!
You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 10:16:50 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.
Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!
The process...has begun. (https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1081.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj349%2Flongblade%2FSmilies%2Femporerslightning.gif&hash=069b8617f375825ebb643ec176bf18797fb4e3aa)
Quote from: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 10:16:50 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.
Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!
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My vigilance against that brain rotting word play will never cease!
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 11:28:58 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 10:16:50 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.
Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!
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My vigilance against that brain rotting word play will never cease!
You remain inert but alert for the careless blurt?
-smh- {facepalm}
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Quote from: Bison on January 07, 2015, 09:55:23 PM
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<chuckle>
I did not see that coming.
That cat is probably thinking, "D'ough!"
what a rye joke.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
what a rye joke.
Donut tell me you just made that lame pun.
how much did that challah cost?
That is just one of the many reasons I don't watch Family Guy.
A good reason, but that bit did make me laugh.
a bar for MD
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Aside from Dickens spinning in his grave, I have to admit that's actually somewhat clever.
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Quote from: Barthheart on January 13, 2015, 11:30:33 AM
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Proof that more than one person hates me :P
consider it treatment.
look at all we've done for Martok and is arachnid issues.
we are simply here to help you.
now take this pill.
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Man, Brant's kitten looks like it's having its fur plucked naked while listening to the puns in this thread. Really distressed.
(Okay I was admittedly clawing hard for that one.)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2015, 07:19:18 AM
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Where's an A-10 when you need it?
^^ Exactly what I meant to post but slightly late. ;)
Quote from: LongBlade on January 14, 2015, 10:19:24 AMWhere's an A-10 when you need it?
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one more
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2015, 10:54:02 AM
one more
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THAT is awesome. I would totally get that in a poster and framed were I to run across it!
EDIT: Well alrighty then. http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-brrrt-on/
No kidding, one of my favorite (of many, many favorite) parts of Red Storm Rising were the rare cameos by A-10s. They didn't last long in the sky over the front, but the Soviets were so scared of them they started calling them "The Devil's Cross". (Possibly also a reference to the last time they were fighting Germans. ;) )
It was because they resemble an orthodox cross. ;)
Primarily yes, but when I was typing that I suddenly realized they were fighting in Germany against a force basing out of Germany including Germans. The dialogue includes comparisons to "a twisted cross"; but it doesn't look like a swastika (though that was roundly denounced, and still is, as being an intentionally blasphemous replacement for the cross. Yes, I know it's a reverse mandala, but Hitler used it for other purposes.) It might look like an iron cross with some bends.
How I didn't even think about that in 30ish years is beyond me. :uglystupid2:
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In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun. Good thing he wasnt driving.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 03:23:16 PM
In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun. Good thing he wasnt driving.
Confessions of a Groginatti.
The punchline was, a kid nap. The worst part is, I kept waiting for more. Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
Quote from: MetalDog on January 16, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
Yes indeed.
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Quote from: MetalDog on January 16, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
I feel your pain, brother.
(Also, sigged. Very well stated!)
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At the pub today
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sent on-the-go with Tapatalk. please forgive typos and brevity.
^ See now, that's clever enough I can not only forgive it, but actually admire it. :)
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Agreed
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... okay, I've read that over and over again several times, and I have to confess I don't see the pun.
Supervision....
It took me a second read-through to get it as well.
Thanks, Star. I wasn't getting it either.
(Also: Uff-da. Bad Barthheart!) :P
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 05, 2015, 07:55:02 AM
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Awesome.
Quote from: Martok on March 04, 2015, 04:12:47 AM
Thanks, Star. I wasn't getting it either.
(Also: Uff-da. Bad Barthheart!) :P
:D
this one kinda sneaks up on you...
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^Saw that one in the paper yesterday. It's a stretch, even for "Pearls Before Swine".
There once were two skunks; one named 'In" and one named 'Out."
When Out was in, In was out, and when Out was out, In was in.
One day, Out was in and In was out, and Mother skunk said 'Out, I want you to go out and bring In in."
Out quickly went outside and almost immediately returned with In.
Mother skunk was AMAZED and gasped "How did you DO that so quickly."
"Easy," said Out. "In stinked."
Ouch! :crazy2:
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One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes. Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P
In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker. He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop. He had a very ancient, beautiful clock. When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach. The clock is vonderful, but is flawed. Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick. Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so. This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement. There he set up tools next to the clock. Sharp tools. And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."
Sounds like mashed potatoes for you, too, Bes!!!
Quote from: besilarius on March 16, 2015, 06:51:24 PM
In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker. He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop. He had a very ancient, beautiful clock. When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach. The clock is vonderful, but is flawed. Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick. Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so. This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement. There he set up tools next to the clock. Sharp tools. And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."
Excellent!
Quote from: MetalDog on March 16, 2015, 06:33:48 PM
One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes. Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P
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Quote from: MetalDog on March 16, 2015, 06:33:48 PMOne of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.
one potato
shoe potato
three potato
four
I, for one, find potato puns apeeling.
MD, don't skin us alive for that.
Taters gonna tate, and all that.
Maybe we should try to understand how irri-Tate-ing this is for MD.
just keep an eye out to make sure you don't make a hash of all the puns
Or we might have to call for MASH.
Are you people baked?
these puns have got to be gratin on MD's nerves
I yam pretty sure by night he'll be shading us. He'd rake us like the ponces we are, for days an' days.
But I'd'a hope my more subtle visual pun, chipped in, would be acceptable to peruse.
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies
I will hug him and we will drink
Well, when the chips are down........
We better pud a stop to these puns, otherwise we're not going to be able to look him in the eye.
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PMI will hug him and we will drink
spud-buddies 'til the end, eh?
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies
I will hug him and we will drink vodka
Fixed that for topicality. O:-)
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies
I will hug him and we will drink
FINALLY! Someone understands me!!
we need a clinking glasses emoticon
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies
I will hug him and we will drink
Damn but that got a scare-the-cat-under-the-couch laugh from me!
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 02:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies
I will hug him and we will drink
Still a better outcome than what Star would do to our corpses.
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon
I have one but I'd have to be pretty toasted to share it. Sorry if that takes some cheers from your celebration but you'll thank me and salut me in the morning.
Just me, my whiffle-bat, and a long, bloody tale of revenge...
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon
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uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...
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Quote from: JasonPratt on March 18, 2015, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon
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uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...
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Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.
Quote from: LongBlade on March 18, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.
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See, now that one is all right. It has the right amount of smartassery involved to be funny.
so your baseline consists of dick humor?
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 05:24:02 PM
so your baseline consists of dick humor?
I find you funny, don't I?
You made me bring sexy back.
I don't know how to reply to that.
here... drink this.
I'll pass, Joe. Thank you very much.
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Amazing that until this day, I had no idea this thread existed.
No wonder the Dawg goes full on pissy-kitty in some of the other threads.
[I still luvs ya Dawg! In fact we should get together and play some Civ5. Let you feel the wrath of my Iroquois Nation]
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That's too easy. Hence, it does not count.
@Windi: I don't play 5. The one unit per hex thing frosts my jumblies.
Piers can be dangerous places. Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk. He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier. Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew. He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly. He and two fellow counters got carried away. At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy. Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:
"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."
If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.
:2funny:
;D
Quote from: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 06:56:24 AM
:2funny:
They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2015, 07:17:48 AM
;D
Quote from: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 06:56:24 AM
:2funny:
They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...
We get a lot of US TV up here.....
That's just terrible. I thought we LIKED Canada?
Nope. It turns out we're hoarding your natural resources. Who knew? I bet Anne Murray is behind it.
http://harddawn.com/is-canada-hoarding-americas-natural-resources/ (http://harddawn.com/is-canada-hoarding-americas-natural-resources/)
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.
He's got a point.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat. :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:
the competing theory to this hat nonsense is that the US is Canada's jockstrap
its pretty obvious which claim is true because there's dick in a jockstrap whereas a hat requires brains under it
The data clearly supports jockstrap ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oooh- here it comes- family feud! :knuppel2:
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Quote from: Staggerwing on April 04, 2015, 06:24:27 AM
Oooh- here it comes- family feud! :knuppel2:
HA! we'll send Smuck and JH and take Canadistan over.
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.
ROTFL ;D
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.
I don't know if it will stop them, but it may slow their thunder run.
Smuck will shave what JH doesnt shoot.
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.
Throw in a couple of PMSing lesbo customs officers and its all over except the playing of the Canadian National anthem
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.
I do have a way with the lesbians.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.
hmmm, and its 100% plausible too, mirth is a counter to two lesbians [shoulda added more]
you should note that I have yet to mention GUS Team: Seal.
don't make me send in the HOBBIT.
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Hebrew Operations Ben B'rit Interdiction Team
the original order of battle was Jar and Smuck... mirth I can see being in there very quickly because morale and motivation would be very high, we are talking about a situation to which he is attuned for, but it'd take time for GUS Team to show up - especially if he was... errrr, motorboating
we're Americans. we can escalate shit as needed because we actually have a military. ;)
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.
Quote from: mirth on April 05, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.
Yup... the only possible counter we have I think would be the Trailer Park Boys
Now that'd be a party.
Remember, strippers cost less in Quebec and give the most.
Ideal time for an invasion would be around the time of the Grand Prix, Jazz Festival, or Just for Laughs comedy fest in the summer. Everyone will be too hosed up to figure out what's going on.
I think our friends should have a pleasant journey up north provided they don't break certain unspoken laws:
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What if they said it in French?
Oh in that case, just don't take a piss on their own beer :)
Quote from: besilarius on April 03, 2015, 06:48:42 AM
Piers can be dangerous places. Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk. He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier. Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew. He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly. He and two fellow counters got carried away. At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy. Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:
"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."
If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.
Okay, I'm over thirty, and I confess I still don't get it. (I probably don't *want* to either -- since it's presumably a pun -- but curiosity compels me to ask anyway.) :-[
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 04, 2015, 02:01:06 PM
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Oh lord, a music pun. Gods help us all...
when you're out of Schlitz you're out of beer.
Here- maybe this will help:
"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 05, 2015, 03:35:31 PM
"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"
That was supposed to make people WANT the product?! :o
look at the dates.
considering how people dressed themselves back then the beer is the least of their problems.
I have a hard time believing that anyone strongly desired a product of Milwaukee, even in the 60's.
look at vintage Windy:
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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:30:40 PM
look at vintage Windy:
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Back when Milwaukee was part of Canada.
holy shit... a walking button mushroom
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 20, 2015, 05:25:28 AM
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MD deserves this after the Charisma quip he made in the other thread.
It didn't used to be that way. It used to be Dexterity. After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma. It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
It didn't used to be that way. It used to be Dexterity. After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma. It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.
"Attack?"
We're trying to free your soul!
Quote from: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma. It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.
Oooo!
Oooo!
"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 20, 2015, 07:17:50 AM
Oooo!
Oooo!
"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"
"A pair of docs' pair of docks paradox."
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns..... ;)
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 20, 2015, 05:25:28 AM
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That's just....wicked! ;D
Quote from: Barthheart on April 20, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns..... ;)
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And that's just....wicked good!!! (We need a drooling wolf's head smiley....but it would be overused!)
Quote from: Barthheart on April 20, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns..... ;)
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While it looks great on her, it would look better on the floor. :)
^And that way you wouldn't have to read it....win/win!!! >:D
:D
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^LMAO :2funny:
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 20, 2015, 10:41:34 PM
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Saw that one coming but still like it.
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^ Kinda weak compared to his other offerings.
A noble effort but...
... uh, sorry, I was still thinking about the kitty puns. >:D
I agree with the goat.
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While those are at least a little funny, I'm pretty burned out on the Rick & Carl memes...
These were the first I've seen, actually. I usually don't go searching for memes, but my son tells me about pretty much all of them.
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You people are terrible. >:(
You have no idea
Quote from: MetalDog on April 28, 2015, 08:11:23 PM
You people are terrible. >:(
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What the hel is that pic from? ???
Emo Spidey. Spiderman 3.
The one with the black goo? I think I missed big chunks of that one.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 28, 2015, 08:45:23 PM
Emo Spidey. Spiderman 3.
bullsh!t. that's your high school yearbook photo
^ Ha, no. I wasn't nearly that handsome back then.
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That is so me. The guy that didn't fall off the cliff.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 29, 2015, 10:18:10 AM
That is so me. The guy that didn't fall off the cliff.
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Gah!!! Can't unsee!! :o
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 28, 2015, 08:50:03 PM
The one with the black goo? I think I missed big chunks of that one.
No. No, you did not. Missing something implies fondness.
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Quote from: Barthheart on April 29, 2015, 09:19:24 PM
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Ha! Supernatural pest control for the dyslexic!
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Boooo! Booooooo!!!!
Clucking cluck the clucking cluckers!
That really layed an egg.
Yolk-ay, but I did try...
That's nothing to crow about.
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you can do puns
BUT THERELL BE NO MORE FUCKING CHICKEN PUNS, ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND FKNG ON!!!!!! :uglystupid2:
Stop pecking on us!
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.
Quote from: mirth on May 03, 2015, 01:14:28 PM
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.
needs more bewbs
Everything does.
My password used to be the word "fortnight" but it was too week....
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Having read the last two, I find them representative of each of their posters.
:2funny:
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BOOOOOO!!!
Being "all right" is of course, why fascist armies never can win a war. They are inherently weak tactically.
All they have is a right wing, and a far right wing.
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^ That one's almost clever enough for me to almost not groan at it.
Almost.
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Quote from: MetalDog on May 14, 2015, 08:02:25 PM
BOOOOOO!!!
See, I just squinted at that and made it a joke about the Euro crisis. :)
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Quote from: LongBlade on May 15, 2015, 11:16:03 AM
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I know hue that is!
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If you'll give me the name and number of the next place you want to work, I will call and BEG them to give you a job! You have too much time on your hands!!
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^
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*Chuckle*
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https://youtu.be/WwdFZNQMaDU
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Really, Biggs? You hate me, too?!
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.
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Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 26, 2015, 09:28:30 AM
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.
I never realized that 'attention' meant 'torture' in Canadian. Thanks for clearing that up for me ;)
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Quote from: MetalDog on May 26, 2015, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 26, 2015, 09:28:30 AM
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.
I never realized that 'attention' meant 'torture' in Canadian. Thanks for clearing that up for me ;)
It toque you long enough to figure that out.
I call that a 'boggan, the best I ever had!
Explanation of 'boggan: 'boggan is short for toboggan. It's what the folks here call a wool hat, or a watch cap, or, in the case of mirth's not very funny at all attempt at using the French language to annoy me, a toque. So...take off, eh!
I was honoring my French-Canadian heritage. Hoser.
Quote from: MetalDog on May 28, 2015, 09:33:26 AM
I call that a 'boggan, the best I ever had!
Explanation of 'boggan: 'boggan is short for toboggan. It's what the folks here call a wool hat, or a watch cap, or, in the case of mirth's not very funny at all attempt at using the French language to annoy me, a toque. So...take off, eh!
I'll have you know that toque is not French, it's Canadian! And a toque looks nothing like a wool cap or watch cap. It loks like this:
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Must have the pompom to be a proper toque.
You have to cap these misconceptions early before they spread. Hat's off fer trying though, Eh.
While I appreciate the language and chapeau lessons, am I the only one who finds it disturbing that these people thinks it's ok to wear something named after a sled on their head?!
It took us long enough to stop wearing the toboggan.
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I think you just gave MD a stroke.
Quote from: mirth on May 28, 2015, 10:15:15 PM
I think you just gave MD a stroke.
No he gets a canoe for that.
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench. Up walks a man in a trench coat. He stands in front of the first nun and flashes her. She has a stroke. He steps in front of the second nun and flashes her. She has a stroke. He moves in front of the third nun and flashes her, too. Her arms were too short.
SMH
Flashing at nuns - its a dirty habit.
Ouch, Bawb. That pun will make MD nun too happy.
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Nice homage.
I will second that. Especially seeing as he included Steve Howe and Steve Winwood.
Never heard of them.
That was up-thread somewhere but I'm too lazy to look for it
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 29, 2015, 02:33:05 PM
Never heard of them.
Them is these
This is Steve Howe
And this is Steve Winwood (although he's more a singer/pianist than a guitar player)
Great finds MD. Great examples of their music. O0
Thank you, sir! Three characters who I happen to like the music they've made very much. All three of which I have seen in concert as well.
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Thanks for the samples MD, of the three, each got better than one before. The two songs I knew when i heard them.
My pleasure. Even more glad that you enjoyed.
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My daughter showed me the tent one last night. I boo'd her, too. The fish tank one is creative. The sushi, not the pun.
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It's a question I ask myself when I see youse guys posting this crap.
Man, MD, you're a tough crowd. Even though you appreciated a few of the last dozen or so puns, for other reasons, even those didn't make you laugh.
No pun in ten did. :-[ :'(
MD hates puns, but just wait until we introduce him to zeugmas and syllepsises.
http://grammar.about.com/od/tz/g/zeugmaterm.htm
http://grammar.about.com/od/rs/g/syllepsisterm.htm
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 10, 2015, 07:43:03 AM
Man, MD, you're a tough crowd. Even though you appreciated a few of the last dozen or so puns, for other reasons, even those didn't make you laugh.
No pun in ten did. :-[ :'(
Because it was worth reading again
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Puns will always be the one consonant around here.
Its nice to have an abjective in mind.
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 02, 2015, 06:40:59 AM
Puns will always be the one consonant around here.
Goddammit. I'm compelled to actually applaud you for that one. >:(
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Lol'd hard at most of those recent! O0
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Quote from: Barthheart on June 29, 2015, 02:05:41 PM
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LOL'd. ;D
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I just figured it was diarrhea of the brain.
Quote from: MetalDog on July 09, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
I just figured it was diarrhea of the brain.
That's a shitty diagnosis, too corny for me.
Still, Windy, there are nuggets of truth to that statement.
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
Quote from: LongBlade on July 10, 2015, 09:56:26 AM
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
Don't pooh-pooh it.
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.
Quote from: bob48 on July 10, 2015, 10:09:21 AM
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.
Sanitize it?
This thread is flush with win.
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.
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Quote from: MetalDog on July 10, 2015, 07:51:06 PM
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.
Any thing to a commode ate you.
Urinal our thoughts.
MD is probably pooped after going through so many puns.
Puts him in a defecate position
Come on, guys. Don't piss away a good chance to get a handle on some zingers here.
Like how much you play with your ball cock every time you use your toilet. ADMIT IT. We all do.
Only when there is alcohol involved.
Even the Pope had a go at it. His "dung of the Devil" reference, i will more poetically call
Payolla crapolla.
Got the tune: https://youtu.be/cpbbuaIA3Ds
Need new words.
Money! Brimstone gass. Keep your hands off myyyy crap.
Money! Grab Satan's horns and suck his ass.
Add lines.
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Putin on the Ritz...
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Boo! :P
oops, wrong place
Quote from: zap on July 19, 2015, 04:56:32 PM
Boisterous, disrespectful, arrogant, Democrats and these activists deserve each other. It apparent one thing will satisfy them everyone believe their crap.
Sounds like the description of Trump to me.
Trump is really an operative for the DNC. One of their most effective, actually...
OOpps thanks my bad.
At the risk of being mistaken for a moderator (I am not) these discussions are supposed to be limited to the Religion and Politics section of the forum. :)
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The great thing about the future Grog convocation (or, Grog-vocation) is that you bastards can only do verbal puns. And I can just turn the music louder ;)
Better start practicing the mime puns.
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AMBetter start practicing the mime puns.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The Mime next door went nuts.
My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"
I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street Mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."
We asked 100 people if they could Mime watching a game of tennis.
They all said no.
London International Mime Festival (LIMF)
What a disappointment for a dyslexic's porn search.
I think I've lost interest in my career as a Mime artist.
I feel like I'm just going through the motions.
There isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in
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Quote from: undercovergeek on July 25, 2015, 02:07:44 PMThere isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in
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Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.
OK.
There, did you like it?
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 11:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.
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LB's on fiyah!
Quote from: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 02:12:04 PM
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The Hallows sign set off 'inconspicuously' to the side, really makes that one.
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That dog is just way to cute , his face when he's told the joke ,awwwwwwwww TOO cute :smitten:, he'd be a fat little doggy if he was mine , I wouldn't be able to stop feeding him treats !!
And I LMAO at the ending !!!
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Have you seen the new Direct TV commercial with Romo?
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Admittedly Lol'd at the Cana wedding one.
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*snort*
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Sometimes, you (I mean you in the specific sense as well as all your pun posting brethren in the general sense), are a mean man.
Labrathor really got to you, didn't it?
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Quote from: mirth on August 12, 2015, 07:21:09 PM
Labrathor really got to you, didn't it?
It was the next one, you got him reflectin on ways to clean up his image. >:D
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^ LOL
Reminds me of a joke: what's the difference between a pizza and a guitar player? A pizza can feed a family of four.
I don't even like dogs, and Labrathor is awesome beyond reason. O0
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Accidents do not happen, they are caused. That is all.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 18, 2015, 07:25:13 PM
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They'd probably manage better than the current crop.
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Is that typically what you get in your mouth in the shower?
is that the best you can come up with?
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2015, 11:22:38 PM
is that the best you can come up with?
Said stars girlfriend in the shower
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Before one of you jackanapes finds this and posts it, I will preemptively pun you!
Preemptive punnery. Beautiful!
Surely you cant be...
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at all the harmless puns we make?
Sour? Soar?
Quote from: undercovergeek on August 20, 2015, 01:25:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2015, 11:22:38 PM
is that the best you can come up with?
Said stars girlfriend in the shower
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QuoteQ: What kind of doctor fixes broken web sites?
A: URLologist
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2015, 02:30:39 PM
QuoteQ: What kind of doctor fixes broken web sites?
A: URLologist
I'm a doctor!
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::)
LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.
Seconded
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 30, 2015, 08:07:42 PM
::)
LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.
Cool. Thanks for the recommendation!
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And if Microsoft made a car would you turn it off by pushing the 'Start' button?
Well it might also go to sleep and you'd have to jiggle the steering wheel to wake it up.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 31, 2015, 03:32:36 PM
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Hahaha! The man is a genius!
That man should let the mouse know the answer to his question. That was horribly laborious to get to an odious misuse of the English language.
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Quote from: LongBlade on August 30, 2015, 08:13:25 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 30, 2015, 08:07:42 PM
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LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.
Cool. Thanks for the recommendation!
I agree. The "gotcha" surprise at the end was great. I've seen a lot of the US places that are background in the book.
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Started they have, the Pun Wars.
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 06, 2015, 09:12:04 PM
Started they have, the Pun Wars.
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dont forget to send more to his PM in box and fb page.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 06, 2015, 09:20:40 PM
dont forget to send more to his PM in box and fb page.
I don't use FB anymore and I'd rather he suffered in public.
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"Now I believe... a Klingon sneezed"
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Keep'em coming! Can't get enough o'those righteous puns!!
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Quote from: MetalDog on September 06, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
Keep'em coming! Can't get enough o'those righteous puns!!
Good. We will.
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You boys have been busy. Did you give up already?
Bathe in our glory!
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It's veally not that bad.
Well done. That was rather cleaver of you. Myself, I never want to meat a vegan.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 08, 2015, 04:27:33 PM
Well done. That was rather cleaver of you. Myself, I never want to meat a vegan.
Oh-rarely? I have boned several. They liked my prime rib.
I agree with Banzai - meat is the only way to go. But he beet me to it.
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Quote from: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 05:08:49 PM
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Was that from the Audio Lab?
-smh- I must be a masochist. I keep clicking on this thread.
Quote from: MetalDog on September 11, 2015, 06:29:26 PM
-smh- I must be a masochist. I keep clicking on this thread.
You keep coming to this site. You're definitely a masochist.
Thanks, mirth. It helps to know I'm not alone.
Oh you're definitely not alone, brother.
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Boooo
A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Doin' it Olde Skool! No memes!
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 16, 2015, 05:33:38 AM
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We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time last night. The very first question was, "Here is the Church, here is the steeple, open the door and see ___?" My answer card was...Darth Vader.
Congratulations. Cards Against Humanity is perhaps one of the most fun party games you can play.
I really want to get Exploding Kittens and give that one a try to see if it gives the former a run for its money...
Exploding Kittens may be alright but
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell
2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)
Quote from: undercovergeek link=topic=11144.msg386330#msg386330
(C*nts that tell puns)
Punts!
thats them ;D
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 01:04:17 PM
1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell
2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: Transcend Dental Medication.
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that :knuppel2:
Spanish word of the day: "Bishop"
"Hey! Hillary Clinton is out of control! Can't someone shut that bishop?"
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 03:49:48 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that :knuppel2:
Fight the good fight, brother!!!
Quote from: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 03:49:48 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that :knuppel2:
Fight the good fight, brother!!!
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Quote from: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 03:49:48 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that :knuppel2:
Fight the good fight, brother!!!
You guys are such a cute couple it's like you're a
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That is not the dessert you are looking for...
*SNORT*
Leave the gun. Take the Kenobi?
Quote from: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 11:44:35 PM
Leave the gun. Take the Kenobi?
OK,
that's funny.
It's also a pun
you've come to the dark side!
No, it's NOT a pun. It's a play on words. There's a difference.
Pun
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Pun (disambiguation).
The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect - often used by feckless twats to poor effect in conversation
That's 'Mr Feckless Twat' to you, please.
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 17, 2015, 06:18:03 AM
Pun
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Pun (disambiguation).
The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect - often used by feckless twats to poor effect in conversation
Damnit, 'geek! You just knocked the legs out from under my argument! Except the 'feckless twats' part. That still applies.
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Quote from: MetalDog on September 17, 2015, 06:24:40 AM
Except the 'feckless twats' part. That still applies.
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My twat is fully fecked.
Quote from: mirth on September 17, 2015, 07:36:49 AM
My twat is fully fecked.
Badly Packed Kebab -
Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he replied, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Bow to the Great Takei!
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^^ Oh forDog's sake.
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I call foul! If you're going to abuse the English language, and all right thinking people, you can't call a violin a viola. Please take that down and try again.
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Quote from: LongBlade on September 23, 2015, 12:15:53 PM
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Only in Boston..... eh Tuna? ;)
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There must be something wrong with me. I guffawed at all three of those.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Nah. Prolly just something I ate.
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Call it Punholm Syndrome.
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QuoteBoss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.
Booo!
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^^ Now there's a pun result MetalDog can get behind!
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Okay, the pair of Caesars has to be worthy of at least some approval, MD! O0
I like the Llamasutra better. The Caesars could have been accomplished by Julius getting divorced.
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Heheheh.
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Instagram. <chuckle>
ROFL
PLEASE quit encouraging him!
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Quote from: LongBlade on October 07, 2015, 08:58:55 AM
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<chuckle>
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Glad to know you're thinking about me, Brant.
Now, STOP!!!
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sorry I had to steal your yearbook picture like that
It would have been, if I could have grown my hair that long. And I tried. For years. Never could get it past my shoulders. Nice try though.
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...I'm still trying to figure out if "Comet" even counts as a pun joke...
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Ok. Now that's just mean.
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Now you're mean, too.
Quote from: Bison on October 15, 2015, 10:07:01 PM
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I seem to remember that one from one of the Patrick O'Brian book - as spoken by Dr Maturin.
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Oh. That's REALLY good. Bravo, Brant!
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Right now one of my public speaking students is crowning her friend (also in the class) as "The King of Puns"
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^<chuckle>
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They, like puns, cause cancer. So STOP!
Quote from: MetalDog on October 27, 2015, 02:16:12 PM
They, like puns, cause cancer. So STOP!
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BOOOOO!!!
Quote from: MetalDog on October 27, 2015, 06:31:37 PM
BOOOOO!!!
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-smh-
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 28, 2015, 05:38:18 AM
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<chuckle>
(https://abbyhasissues.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/perishable-puns1.jpg)
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I saw a pumpkin on a customers front porch today that was painted pink. Does that make it a pinkin?
Quote from: MetalDog on November 04, 2015, 07:21:00 PM
I saw a pumpkin on a customers front porch today that was painted pink. Does that make it a pinkin?
No, but it does prove that you like worse puns than we do.
Maybe that's the way to get you people to stop. Make worse ones than you! ;)
No, that would just encourage us.
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 05, 2015, 06:38:47 AM
No, that would just encourage us.
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:2funny:
Quote from: MetalDog on November 04, 2015, 11:22:54 PM
Maybe that's the way to get you people to stop. Make worse ones than you! ;)
Worse?
...Impossible!
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Haha!
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on November 05, 2015, 04:00:09 PM
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ahem...
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2014, 12:10:24 PM
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WOW! That was a year ago... even I didn't remember I'd posted that. :P
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migratory cro-magnon man: meanderthal
^ Ok. THAT was funny!
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Country fried steak
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All right! Glad your humor is in good shape tonight. :)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2015, 08:44:14 PM
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When I saw this last night on FB, I laughed out loud, repeatedly. My wife and kid thought that I was nuts. But they've never watched Platoon.
Or read 13th Valley.
I can't read.
I thought it was the law for everyboody in Canada to read under penalty of a severe talking to, eh?
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 25, 2015, 01:45:47 PM
I thought it was the law for everyboody in Canada to read under penalty of a severe talking to, eh?
That's the problem. If the penalty had been "no maple syrup for a week" then they'd enjoy first world literacy rates.
"No Maple Dips" would have worked on me. Or beer.
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Some days I think you people just try and think up groaners to pollute the world with -smh-
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That was posted at least 40 pages ago. :knuppel2:
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 30, 2015, 10:31:09 AM
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Tee hee
Poor guy will get into a flap about that one.
Didn't they find that guy buried under a parking lot?
Quote from: MetalDog on November 30, 2015, 07:16:54 PM
Didn't they find that guy buried under a parking lot?
Richard III was a Mob Hit!
So the parking lot was in Jersey? I guess that would make it a car park then? ;)
Quote from: MetalDog on November 30, 2015, 07:24:04 PM
So the parking lot was in Jersey? I guess that would make it a car park then? ;)
Playing with fie ah!
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That looks like Malcolm McDowell. What movie is that from?
its breaking bad - and hes a baddie
i forget the plot now, but everytime a name was mentioned hed ring a bell on his wheelchair
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<weak groan>
Yes. Yes, they are. :buck2:
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Nice of you to drop by.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 19, 2015, 09:33:54 PM
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Well at least that one's less painful than most of the ones that get posted here...
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2015, 07:01:20 AM
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Me no get. Is it called the 'Iron Throne' or something?
You'll have to watch 'Game of Thrones' and then all will become clear.
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That reminds me of a Jackie Mason bit.
Now I'm just hungry for some good pasta.
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You know nothing, Brant Snow.
Brant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 07:00:32 AMBrant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)
that's the best he can do (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem)
'Informal fallacy' is a way of life here at GH, innit? O:-)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 13, 2016, 07:29:35 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 07:00:32 AMBrant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)
that's the best he can do (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem)
so in real life its mean, illogical and unwarranted
in a court room, its good practice
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https://twitter.com/dadjokehansolo
Mirth made me do it...
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 08:03:18 PM
https://twitter.com/dadjokehansolo
Mirth made me do it...
It wasn't a Solo effort.
Greedo should have shot first. I'm just sayin'.
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:D
Hmmm, nice beav.........................what y'all lookin' at me like that fer?
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Dammit, Banzai_Cat, you made me laugh. You're going to pay for that.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2016, 04:48:16 PM
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Or in pieces
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Couth control.
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It's truly flattering that you guys put so much effort in to thinking about me. I really dig the attention. You're certainly welcome to stop at any time.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, MD: When choosing between the lesser of two evils, I prefer my spider thread versus your pun thread. :P
How about spider pun threads?
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Well this went downhill quickly. Or rather, more quickly than before. ::)
I'm just amazed..., no, check that, IMPRESSED with the speed these guys find a pun to fit any occasion. That's truly an outstanding skill gents. Kudos.
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Seriously. Are you TRYING to kill me?!
Quote from: MetalDog on January 18, 2016, 07:30:53 PM
Seriously. Are you TRYING to kill me?!
I'm pretty sure that's been their goal this whole time...
That'd really be a bummer if true :(
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My grandfather used to say about pelicans, "...his beak can hold more than his belly can."
I heard it this way, "A marvelous bird is the Pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belly can. In his beak, he can hold enough food for a week. And I don't know how the hell he can". You also can throw in a raw word or two if you like. Sorry to break the Pun Train.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 20, 2016, 05:19:19 PM
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<slow clap>Bravo to whoever came up with that one.
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Heh.
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Disturbing and vulgarly hilarious.
Then please make them stop.
Quote from: Bison on January 28, 2016, 12:48:44 PM
Disturbing and vulgarly hilarious.
That's the kind of poor joke I expect from BC, not Mirth. >:(
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So. They got to you, too, AR?
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That's just terrible.
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Ok. I laughed at that one.
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Quote from: LongBlade on January 30, 2016, 10:22:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 30, 2016, 10:16:31 PM
Ok. I laughed at that one.
You are a very bad man.
What's worse is what you did to that cat. I'm calling PETA.
Quote from: LongBlade on January 30, 2016, 10:25:16 PM
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I suspect it would go up in smoke...
Quote from: MetalDog on February 01, 2016, 10:59:45 PM
I suspect it would go up in smoke...
:o
Pour it on, boys! He's comin' around!! :D
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I'm with the zebra.
Quote from: MetalDog on February 05, 2016, 07:28:25 PM
I'm with the zebra.
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Boooooo
Quote from: MetalDog on February 01, 2016, 10:59:45 PM
I suspect it would go up in smoke...
you just couldnt resist.
It's true. I couldn't.
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LOL
I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 07, 2016, 10:30:11 AMI wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.
I'll tell you after class on Monday
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 07, 2016, 10:30:11 AM
LOL
I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.
Some of us over 30 don't get it either... :-[
The uberclue is in the last panel. What rhymes with 'Pun'?
Quote from: Martok on February 07, 2016, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 07, 2016, 10:30:11 AM
LOL
I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.
Some of us over 30 don't get it either... :-[
<smh>
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Quote from: LongBlade on February 07, 2016, 03:30:00 PM
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That's a good one.
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A great song.
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Nice Mirth! ;D
It got me thinking ...
If bread is the staff of life, what is the life of the staff?
....
One long loaf! ;)
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
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Hahaha
Quote from: LongBlade on February 11, 2016, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
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Hahaha
That may have just won the internet for all time.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
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I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer.
Quote from: Martok on February 12, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
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I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer.
First Martok posts pics of naked spiders in order to stop an virulent outbreak of puns.
Then he laughs at a pun.
Things are looking grim.
These are the ryhmes that wry men's souls.
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You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.
Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."
And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure. ;D
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 13, 2016, 10:41:35 AM
You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.
Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."
And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure. ;D
Pretty sure I would have just walked out. Those are all just awful!
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When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 13, 2016, 09:41:59 PM
When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.
I f&cking HATED the 6pm-6am shift on the ambulance.
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Quote from: mirth on February 17, 2016, 01:22:40 PM
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This whole cartoon is the reason punsters should be killed outright.
Quote from: MetalDog on February 17, 2016, 08:00:50 PM
This whole cartoon is the reason punsters should be killed outright.
With a rib to the eye?
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Quote from: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
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reely?
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Moo!
Udderly ridiculous!
you could spot that joke a mile away
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
you could spot that joke 99.5% of the jokes in this thread a mile away
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.
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Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system. It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)
Quote from: besilarius on March 02, 2016, 07:45:21 AM
Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system. It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)
I'm fairly sure the FBI has a few episodes from various conventions of the past.
Quote from: bob48 on March 02, 2016, 06:31:54 AM
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.
We've milked this pun to death.
After 65 pages of puns I think we've herd them all.
We'd never steer MD wrong!
It would behoof him to get on board with the Pun Express and mooooooove along with the rest of us.
We're going to have to prod him back in here to read these.
I don't usually like them, but, I appreciate the effort you guys put in to dreaming these up/searching the internet for them.
Maybe you need to switch to non-calffeinated drinks. It might improve your sense of humor.
That's veally a good suggestion.
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
Oh please. We all know you gobble up these puns. ;)
I bet he tells you to pluck 0ff.
Must we switch to turkey puns? I wasn't done milking the cow puns yet.
Wattle we pun about after that?
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 03, 2016, 07:57:48 AM
Wattle we pun about after that?
That might be the best turkey pun I feather seen.
You all snood be ashamed of yourselves.
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So now OTHER languages are fair game?! Your evil knows no bounds!!!
he is working on other languages, but the project is still in its infancy.
Quote from: bob48 on March 05, 2016, 11:34:03 AM
he is working on other languages, but the project is still in its infancy.
That's ruthless. MD's not safe in his own crib.
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^ROFL + LMAO
To my shame, I LOL'ed at that as well. :-[
Zombie Federation Chief Engineer: "MAINS!"
Zombie Metal Dog: "PAINS!!"
Zombie Vikings: DANES!
Zombie Traffic Cop: LANES!!
Cut it out. All these horrible puns are giving me a MIGRAINE!
Elderly Zombie: CANES!!!
Zombie HVAC Guy: TRANES!!!
Zombie Stockbroker: GAINS!!!
Zombie Tarzan: JANES!!!
Zombie Lion-Tamer: MANES!!!
Zombie Dry Cleaner: STAINS!!
What is the most popular brand of underwear with zombies? HANES!
Zombie Jockey....... REINS!
Zombie King..... REIGNS!
Zombie Window Washer.... PANES!
Zombie Tatoo: De Planes!
Zombie Actor: ENTERTAINS!!!
Zombie Vampire: VEINS!!
Zombie Prosecutor: ARRAIGNS!!
Zombie Eskimo: Chillblains!!
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 07, 2016, 06:18:36 PM
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frank Zappa Zombie sings REFRAINS!!!
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I don't get it...
WTFM, RTFB O0
^+10
Oh how I LOL'd
i get it............
its just not funny :knuppel2:
yes it is.
No, it's not. That's what I get for trying to make a funny.
maybe it's you that isn't funny.
On a lot of occasions, I am the only one laughing. So, in order to feel better about myself, I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg. See? I'm laughing again :)
Quote from: MetalDog on March 08, 2016, 07:26:29 PM
I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg.
Yeah, but Star will suck anything.
Quote from: LongBlade on March 08, 2016, 10:25:28 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 08, 2016, 07:26:29 PM
I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg.
Yeah, but Star will suck anything.
Those poor goats.
Quote from: MetalDog on March 08, 2016, 07:26:29 PM
On a lot of occasions, I am the only one laughing. So, in order to feel better about myself, I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg. See? I'm laughing again :)
im in this club also
not the goat sucking club
some goats you don't want to mess with...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10084398/Angry-goat-terrorises-town-in-Brazil.html
meanwhile, in florida
Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.
Steelie
Why would you post that pic? >:(
GAAAA!! MY EYES!!!
Is that guy proudly F'ing a goat while people watch?
Quote from: Ubercat on March 09, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Is that guy proudly F'ing a goat while people watch?
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Quote from: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 11:51:24 AM
meanwhile, in florida
Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.
Steelie
im not sure what ive done - but apologies, there was obviously something untoward - tried to explain Star and Florida and Goats to an employee, had a laugh, went to serve customers and wash up - i can only assume an inappropriate picture was posted - again apologies
staff member slapped
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 11:51:24 AM
meanwhile, in florida
Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.
Steelie
im not sure what ive done - but apologies, there was obviously something untoward - tried to explain Star and Florida and Goats to an employee, had a laugh, went to serve customers and wash up - i can only assume an inappropriate picture was posted - again apologies
staff member slapped
Ha!
Yes, it was inappropriate. Were I you, I'd ship him off to Florida for a week with Star as punishment.
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks :-\ :-[
Quote from: LongBlade on March 09, 2016, 02:03:14 PM
Were I you, I'd ship him off to Florida for a week with Star as punishment.
That's a little severe.
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 02:05:26 PM
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks :-\ :-[
If it had been Donald Trump behind the goat, I would've left the pic up 8)
but I doubt even that would cost him votes..... ::)
I wonder what I said that made him think star was black
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 02:05:26 PM
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks :-\ :-[
Hahaha!
Need a quick tutorial for setting up a password on your screen saver?
Sh*tty comedian: DANE!! (COOK)
...okay, I'm late to the party.
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Quote from: mirth on March 10, 2016, 12:50:51 PM
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I just choked on lunch. F.U.
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Quote from: MetalDog on March 07, 2016, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 07, 2016, 06:18:36 PM
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read that, but still heard
PAINS!!!
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figures you would find cock pot pie.... ::)
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{groan}
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Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on March 14, 2016, 06:55:23 PM
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Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.
That made me laugh :)
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Booooo
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^nice!
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Quote from: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
I thought it was your low selfesteem
Quote from: Windigo on March 15, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
I thought it was your low selfesteem
Po tay toe, po tah toe
Quote from: MetalDog on March 15, 2016, 06:05:25 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 15, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
I thought it was your low selfesteem
Po tay toe, po tah toe
Taters gonna tate.
Poe's gonna Edgar Allen.
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Bayo won the thread for today!
You know Brant's been holding that for a few years...
Quote from: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 06:45:10 PM
You know Brant's been holding that for a few years...
Just saw that one today. Eyes of Marge I'd been holding onto
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I did in fact Lol hard at the DBZ joke. O0
yes, this is a stretch
yes, it's still funny
no, MD hasn't developed any better sense of humor
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Irish Baker obsessed with efficiency? Invents four-loaf cleaver
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2016, 01:16:12 PM
yes, this is a stretch
yes, it's still funny
no, MD hasn't developed any better sense of humor
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Piss. Poor
I expect a look of haughty derision and a head shake from MD will ensue
Done!
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ROFL :-)))
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Did you have to drag the Silver Surfer into the middle of this?!
He just blends in
Boooooooooo
1.) "Alloy" == "ally" is too far a stretch even for me. Worse than if they were pulled out of uranium.
2.) Silver and Iron aren't alloys, they're elements. (Although IM hasn't worn an actual iron suit since Mark I; it is in fact an alloy of other elements.)
Ah, metallurgy. Now I could tell you a thing or two............
Quote from: bob48 on April 01, 2016, 03:56:19 PM
Ah, metallurgy. Now I could tell you a thing or two............
Metallurgy- is that like having a strong craving for listening to vintage Black Sabbath?
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You're killing me man -smh-
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That one I like ;)
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Awwww...that's terrible. Now the puns are in foreign languages?!
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^ha!
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Ok. I'll give you the Simon & Garfunkel one. That was pretty good.
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Shouldn't they just call him Dav?
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Terrible. Just...terrible.
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doesnt seem mean so much as angry.
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LOL.... that's really bad.... O0
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I LOL'ed waaaaay more than that deserved
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You are all horrible people.
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-smh-
Long way to go for not much pay off.
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2016, 06:03:52 PM
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While I think I get the joke, I'm failing to see how it's a pun...? ???
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Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?
Quote from: MetalDog on April 27, 2016, 09:21:22 PM
Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?
That was such a tortuous story-pun that I think its in a new category... Dad Puns.
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Please stop. Those are crimes against the English language.
Sound like they got your Bach against the wall there.
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 28, 2016, 08:31:17 PM
Sound like they got your Bach against the wall there.
He can't stanza no more.
y'all need to give him a minuet to digest the humor
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2016, 05:01:35 AM
y'all need to give him a minuet to digest the humor
Dunno waltz the matter with MD or why he has D'major problem with all these puns ! But I'm sure he'll be right Bach at y'all :D
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis. I excoriate you for joining them :P
Dude, don't b-flat
Quote from: MetalDog on April 29, 2016, 06:35:11 PM
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis. I excoriate you for joining them :P
Well I'm honoured to be inducted into the pun hall of fame with the rest of my fearless groghead punsters ! O:-) I'll take your criticism MD as proof I've just joined the ranks as "one of the guys " ;D hahahahaha , they don't see life in black and white , they take note of life's classical and cheesy puns , and maestro just add that they /we take great delight in annoying you greatly with them :2funny:
Quote from: Emeraldlis on April 30, 2016, 07:10:19 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 29, 2016, 06:35:11 PM
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis. I excoriate you for joining them :P
Well I'm honoured to be inducted into the pun hall of fame with the rest of my fearless groghead punsters ! O:-) I'll take your criticism MD as proof I've just joined the ranks as "one of the guys " ;D hahahahaha , they don't see life in black and white , they take note of life's classical and cheesy puns , and maestro just add that they /we take great delight in annoying you greatly with them :2funny:
That attitude of glee at causing mental anguish to a fellow forumite is what makes this place what it is. Welcome to the ranks of the great punsters! Annoying the Dog of Metal for over four years now. You can all go suck an egg :P
Ha! You're singing a different tune now, then.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 08:06:08 AMYou can all go suck an egg :P
For making a yolk?
You're just a bitter shell of the Dog we once knew...
..or his memory is getting scrambled.
Quote from: bob48 on April 30, 2016, 09:12:49 AM
Ha! You're singing a different tune now, then.
Nah. No sense in being mean to someone who shows no animus. I save that for all you jerks :P
that one on the right? That's not just a Dog, it's a Metal Dog
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If someone can figure out how to cut that dog out, I will use it as my avatar.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 04:24:55 PM
If someone can figure out how to cut that dog out, I will use it as my avatar.
Thank you, sir! How does it look?
I'm going to miss Frank. :-[
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 03:20:47 PM
that one on the right? That's not just a Dog, it's a Metal Dog
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OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back :D you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !! :P
Great. Another added to the ranks. I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(
Quote from: MetalDog on April 28, 2016, 07:35:07 PM
Please stop. Those are crimes against the English language.
Do you want to hear the jump-rope joke?
Or should I ...
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skip it?
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Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 12:21:28 PM
Great. Another added to the ranks. I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(
..its not all that bad, you have me, after all :-)))
Quote from: Emeraldlis on May 01, 2016, 11:18:51 AM
OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back :D you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !! :P
DITTOS!!!
Go on. You all have your fun. When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PMGo on. You all have your fun. When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
The ghost of MetalDog
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 01, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PMGo on. You all have your fun. When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
The ghost of MetalDog
MetalGhostDog: The Way of the Punurai
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PM
Go on. You all have your fun. When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
MD's tombstone ........" Here lies the mortal remains of MD in the graveyard at the dead center of town . Always missed , my aim is poor of late , but never forgotten .....what was the dudes name again ? Tormented in life , tormented in death by the inescapable puns of the groghead punsters . May you rest in peace-ish , until the next pun comes your way " >:D
^ROFL
:P
To all of you.
-humph-
Here, let me scratch behind your ears to make you feel better.
He's a good Dog!
woof
I just wish he would stop chasing motorbikes.
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D But , oh well , in the line of duty and all ,I must continue ..... :P
So how are you today MD ?,feeling a little "woof" around the edges ;)
Quote from: bob48 on May 02, 2016, 05:30:57 AM
I just wish he would stop chasing motorbikes.
LOL, i heard the mailman doesn't get his hand through the letterbox at MD's house without getting "woofed up " :knuppel2:
Quote from: Emeraldlis on May 02, 2016, 06:08:51 AM
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D
You should have gone with your first instinct. Because, seriously, I am overwhelmingly adorable. And now you've made me sad :(
Quote from: MetalDog on May 02, 2016, 05:11:06 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on May 02, 2016, 06:08:51 AM
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D
You should have gone with your first instinct. Because, seriously, I am overwhelmingly adorable. And now you've made me sad :(
Aw mate , your sadness has given me paws for thought ......but honestly I just can't keep these egg-cellent puns of mine on a leash :P I don't wanna make you sad or drive you quackers , or walk on egg shells with you ...........but , I'm afraid the puns must go on , I just canine help myself O0 but it is adorable of you to let us , tee hee !!!!
You certainly seem to have a knack for it. You'll fit right in with the rest of the crazies. And with a 'teehee' no less!
I feel right at home :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:
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Quotedo re you fa so la ti do"
Ugh I'm sorry Karen but you're fired from the musical
"What! Why?"
Listen, it's not you, it's mi
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you wish ;)
I do!!!! How do I set one up?!
Quote from: MetalDog on May 09, 2016, 05:55:23 AM
I do!!!! How do I set one up?!
You need friends..... on your side.... ;)
:P
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Addicmirth just doesn't have the same ring ;)
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Hoots, mon - I gave a wee chuckle :-)
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Booooooooo
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^I'm gonna go all Sheldon here, UB40 released that in 1983 so wouldn't IB33?
[edit]Nevermind. Too much scotch again. :crazy2:
Quote from: bbmike on May 26, 2016, 08:31:41 PM
[edit]Nevermind. Too much scotch again. :crazy2:
I'm sorry, but this line makes absolutely no sense...
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 27, 2016, 11:17:38 AM
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.
I just meant that the concept of too much scotch makes no sense. There is no such thing as too much scotch...or bourbon...or beer.
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You really do set out to dig up some terrible sh*t, don't you?
Quote from: MetalDog on May 30, 2016, 09:42:15 AM
You really do set out to dig up some terrible sh*t, don't you?
I like to challenge myself.
Quote from: mirth on May 30, 2016, 09:29:59 AM
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:2funny:
O0
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Oh chortle!
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2016, 11:28:28 AM
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Oh ,that is a good one , ROFL :2funny: :2funny: O0
I bet sitting round that table would just drive you around the bend !!
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^ROFL
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 27, 2016, 11:17:38 AM
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.
In all fairness, I had to read that quote twice. I was all like, "did I really write that?" and then saw it was bbmike. :-[ ;)
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Quote from: mirth on June 03, 2016, 12:11:26 PM
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Coffee spew,,,,,,,,,,,
I know, right? How can she be an admiral? Austria doesn't even have a navy!
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 03, 2016, 02:44:06 PM
I know, right? How can she be an admiral? Austria doesn't even have a navy!
BTW, where is Admiral Jeff?
Ok. I laughed at a couple of those. Not saying which ones, but......
Quote from: mirth on June 03, 2016, 12:12:26 PM
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I've known some people with that on their mixing board.
Quote from: MetalDog on June 03, 2016, 09:13:43 PM
Ok. I laughed at a couple of those. Not saying which ones, but......
It was this one, wasn't it?
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Yeah. That was one of them :-[
hey MD - baseball and puns!
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^that's just cruel
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Oh man.... :buck2: :2funny:
More here - http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/portfolio/drewbacca.html
is there a sick flu-bacca?
what about an adhesive glue-bacca?
his twin two-dacca? <------- edit: apparently this one is there (I was typing before mirth ninja'ed me with the link
I think Kungfubacca is my favorite!
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2016, 06:45:56 AM
hey MD - baseball and puns!
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the estates of Abbott and Costello want their royalties.
Abbot and Costello weren't royalty
No. But they were the foremost performers of that Pearls Before Swine cartoon. They should get paid for its use. :P
To be fair, Abbot and Costello were kings of comedy.
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When I find someone accusing someone of something that's not only false, but which the accuser is actually doing himself, I'll say that's a case of the pot calling the kettle "marijuana".
This happens with some frequency.
..is that the sound of legs being slapped?..............
Quote from: bob48 on June 08, 2016, 01:57:43 PM
..is that the sound of legs being slapped?..............
No... it's the sound of one hand clapping...
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Those little mutts always make me chuckle, no matter how bad the funneh...
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Quote from: Barthheart on June 14, 2016, 12:51:59 PM
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:2funny:
It's smaller on the inside. But does have a swimming pool you can fall into. Sort of.
The famous time machine of Dr. Poo
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Oof, that last one felt especially forced...
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He stood up for his Princip(les).
Rules to live by.
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
I'm pretty sure the list was supposed to be satirical criticism of punners.
So, don't pan the satire. Even though I just fulfilled most of those rules. I AM A HERO AND HILARIOUS!! {laughing uncontrollably} O0 O:-)
Pan
the Satyr
Quote from: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 06:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 27, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 06:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!
Quote from: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 27, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 06:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!
Embrace the Goarfury.
Quote from: mirth on June 27, 2016, 09:04:49 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 27, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 06:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!
Embrace the Goarfury.
I refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.
Quote from: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 09:08:35 PMI refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.
you're going to run out of things to embrace in a hurry
Quote from: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 09:08:35 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 27, 2016, 09:04:49 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 27, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 06:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else? I can respect that. Carry on.
we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!
Embrace the Goarfury.
I refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.
Probably a good policy unless you're wearing a HazMat suit.
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It's tempting to rename this thread "Pun ic Wars"... >:D :2funny:
(Apologies MD :-X :-[ ;))
Don't make me come over there! (Shakes fist impotently!!)
Quote from: MetalDog on June 29, 2016, 07:46:01 PM
Don't make me come over there! (Shakes fist impotently!!)
:2funny: >:D
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oooooh.... pretty question marks!
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Two of them?
He's fond of the Spock-Sulu double team
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^Hilarious and unsettling.
^Very shudder-inducing.
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<chuckle>
Odysseus pretended to be Gnome Ann when blinding the Cyclops.
He needed the extra courage.
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probably posted before, but still funny
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 12, 2016, 06:19:39 AM
probably posted before, but still funny
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LOL!!
:2funny:
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Did any one else feel compelled to slowly read the above out loud?
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 13, 2016, 07:25:17 PM
Did any one else feel compelled to slowly read the above out loud?
No.
OK, just me then.
I did hear Jar Jar's voice as I read it, "Oh noes! Meesa in a jar!"
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 07:03:10 AM
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:2funny:
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For that, you should be sent to the Gulag!!
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annnnnnnnd....
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You are a mean man.
I'm just warming up :)
What have you been doing the previous 89 pages?!?!?!??!!??!?!
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 18, 2016, 07:55:03 PM
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^Missing bracket. Had you accidentally spelled the tag [/mg] it would have been even funnier. :))
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Boooooo. Try harder.
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Better. And that's not thyme.
Thumthing else?
Reeferesh our memories as tea what it could be.
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Surely you'd admit the sea prompt / DOS thing was good, MD!
(...didn't type "shorely", argh!)
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Quote from: JasonPratt on July 25, 2016, 07:26:37 AM
Surely you'd admit the sea prompt / DOS thing was good, MD!
(...didn't type "shorely", argh!)
I would have had to understand it first. I never worked on computers. Don't have any clue about the workings of DOS, and while I know what a prompt is, a sea prompt (or maybe it is a c prompt), escapes me totally.
C/:
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^ha!
So now I have to know references from 50 years ago to get these puns?!?! You guys are asking a lot. :(
It wasn't 50 years ago quite yet...
Next year it will be.
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:2funny:
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Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 02, 2016, 05:53:37 PM
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The last one you posted made me look back 50 years. This one goes back more than 1500 years ago. What next, bob's baby picture?
Quote from: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:05:21 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 02, 2016, 05:53:37 PM
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The last one you posted made me look back 50 years. This one goes back more than 1500 years ago. What next, bob's baby picture?
Yep. And then Windy's.
No chance of picts of that ;)
Quote from: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 08:09:27 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)
Maybe not a pict, but there are cave drawings in Southern France from when he was born.
A repun is still a pun.
Quote from: OJsDad on August 02, 2016, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 08:09:27 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)
Maybe not a pict, but there are cave drawings in Southern France from when he was born.
Vive L'Ancient One!
Quote from: mirth on August 02, 2016, 08:24:34 PM
A repun is still a pun.
I am not going looking for it, but, several times earlier in this very thread, reused puns are disallowed. So :P
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I kept trying to make the subtitle fit the tune to "Um dillyillyilly umdillyai, Um dillyillyilly umdillyai", until I finally realized that wasn't intended. But should have been.
Quote from: MetalDog on August 01, 2016, 06:29:06 PM
So now I have to know references from 50 years ago to get these puns?!?! You guys are asking a lot. :(
Hey, we're as spare as what we ask of Gus!
(asparagus)
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someone was having fun in the layout room
Quote from: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:05:21 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 02, 2016, 05:53:37 PM
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The last one you posted made me look back 50 years. This one goes back more than 1500 years ago. What next, bob's baby picture?
I like that - I've actually walked along that bit :-)
So how many Roman laborers had to yell at you to get off, they were still building there?
I was a hod carrier.
Well, at least you knew the 'soft spots' for later when you told William Wallace about 'em.
Its a closely guarded secret.....or at least, it was until you blabbed :-(
No, that was the Welsh I blabbed to. But they were too busy shagging sheep to care much about what happened that far north.
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ROFL :-))
Had to get it back on track, wot?
Wibble.
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^snort :-))
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 05, 2016, 04:31:05 PM
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You sir, are terrible.
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Boo
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Terrible. Just terrible.
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Knotfurlong......snort..............I like it :-)
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This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.
Quote"A joke!" Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. "I'm corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you'll be producing puns!"
"At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge," Owl replied.
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 03:00:35 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.
Quote"A joke!" Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. "I'm corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you'll be producing puns!"
"At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge," Owl replied.
Know where I can get me one of those?
Quote from: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 03:00:35 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.
Quote"A joke!" Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. "I'm corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you'll be producing puns!"
"At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge," Owl replied.
Know where I can get me one of those?
I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that >:D
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 09:11:29 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 03:00:35 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.
Quote"A joke!" Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. "I'm corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you'll be producing puns!"
"At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge," Owl replied.
I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that >:D
Know where I can get me one of those?
I don't sweat Auburn fans. They can make as much noise as they'd like. Punt, 'Bama, Punt or Kick Six, those are just the pithy sayings of second rate teams trying to make themselves look bigger against their 'rivals.' Kind of like OSU fans not acknowledging, 'that school up north.' ;)
Quote from: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 10:01:23 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 09:11:29 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 03:00:35 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.
Quote"A joke!" Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. "I'm corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you'll be producing puns!"
"At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge," Owl replied.
I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that >:D
Know where I can get me one of those?
I don't sweat Auburn fans. They can make as much noise as they'd like. Punt, 'Bama, Punt or Kick Six, those are just the pithy sayings of second rate teams trying to make themselves look bigger against their 'rivals.' Kind of like OSU fans not acknowledging, 'that school up north.' ;)
We acknowledge Michigan State
We do, too. They were a stop for Saban. I wonder how another ex-NFL coach will do at that other Michigan school?
I think he'll do very well.
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I'd say you save the really bad ones for when you REALLY want to tweak my nose. Then I remember, they're ALL bad :( :P
Oh noes!
Quote from: MetalDog on September 05, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
I'd say you save the really bad ones for when you REALLY want to tweak my nose. Then I remember, they're ALL bad :( :P
....I thought we had already been using the really bad ones. We're saving the absolutely terrible ones for an emergency.
Four years is a looooooong emergency, bob. You can call it off any time you'd like ;)
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You know I can't unsee that, right? And it's your fault.
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That made me laugh much more than it should have done :-)
..teehee.....
Because you're at the far end rocking the rifle
Si, senor.
"Arriba!"
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especially for MD
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??? ??? ??? :o ;D
You got me there, Brant.
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Needs an ISIS Cell for completion.
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Boo hiss
it would be more correct if it said Harrier II.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 15, 2016, 12:49:07 AM
it would be more correct if it said Harrier II.
Pussy-whipped and pedantic. Sad.
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I camembert to hear about tragedies such as that.
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That hot sun and swampy weather has rotted your brain, son. Wear a hat and get into the shade.
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Key phrase left off: be a man that walks 500 miles...
But I guess in this day and age, you can sexually identify yourself as a tractor trailer and not worry about having your widdle feewwwings hurt. :buck2:
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O0
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Ok. That one's good, too.
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Lol'd a lot harder than I should have at ^^.
I'm stealing that "accord" joke pronto.
I've lived in West TN near Memphis almost all my life (except for college years in Knoxville), and I am here to testify that the "Denephew" joke is historically accurate -- that's perfectly on par with how babies are often named around here. :buck2: (I haven't run across "Denephew" yet personally, but I fully believe that statistically there must be several trotting around. :crazy2: )
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That one's already appeared upstream somewhere :)
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Too cold, too cold, too cold... {shaking head}
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...what the heck does being a monk have to do with that pun?? :P
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Incidentally, I received a pun via text message from MetalDog's phone this morning. I'm worried that it may have been hacked -- that, or he's simply gone off the deep end. ???
The Pun Side is always calling to us. Eventually... all succumb.
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Quote from: Martok on October 20, 2016, 02:37:43 PM
Incidentally, I received a pun via text message from MetalDog's phone this morning. I'm worried that it may have been hacked -- that, or he's simply gone off the deep end. ???
That was TOTALLY not a pun! It was a joke. As a matter of fact, it was a junior joke. The local radio guys do a joke for the kids at 7:30. That one just tickled my fancy. :P And going off the deep end implies that I was ever anywhere near the end.
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)
:)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2016, 09:10:00 PM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)
maybe one day he'll text us one.
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeeper says "You're in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?". To which the horse says, "I don't think I am." and vanishes from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think; therefore I am.", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2016, 12:40:59 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2016, 09:10:00 PM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)
maybe one day he'll text us one.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2016, 05:13:07 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2016, 09:10:00 PMs'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)
Quote from: BEN ROTHLISBERGER on October 21, 2016, 12:40:59 AMmaybe one day he'll text us one.
You can both bite me.
:smitten:
Knew I could count on you, Star ;)
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Oy vey. ::)
Wish I knew the Hebrew for 'seconded'.
Amen?
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That's terrible, Star. Where do you find those things?!
oddly enough.... your hacked hard drive.
That explains it. It would HAVE to have been hacked for me to possess such horrible-ness.
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For Metal Dog... no puns
https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2016/10/27/recreational-weed-could-be-a-226b-industry-study.html
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Quote from: Windigo on October 27, 2016, 03:47:38 PM
For Metal Dog... no puns
https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2016/10/27/recreational-weed-could-be-a-226b-industry-study.html
Nice find, Windi. I suspect you folks will do a sensible thing with pot legalization. What I am afraid of is big business getting involved here in the States and ruining it for all of us.
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I can already hear the screams of anguish
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No anguish. He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one. The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Even Siri has it in for MD
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Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
No anguish. He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one. The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Indeed. Pastis was really reaching on that one. ::)
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That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops. Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later. And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot. WTF?!
Quote from: Martok on October 30, 2016, 08:05:55 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
No anguish. He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one. The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Indeed. Pastis was really reaching on that one. ::)
I thought it was dad-joke genius
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 10:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops. Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later. And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot. WTF?!
That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.
Quote from: mirth on November 01, 2016, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 10:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops. Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later. And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot. WTF?!
That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.
Cheap rent.
Ok, but why in the middle of a parking lot? And what's weirder, they all seemed to have like a basement level. So, who's bright idea was it to dig a hole in the middle of the lot and then slap a Fotomat on top of it?!
Middle of the parking lot was two things. 1 - easier to create drive-up access. 2 - easier to contain the chemical issues and the rest of the units in the strip mall didn't need to be chemical containment rated
Thanks, Brant. Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.
Quote from: MetalDog on November 01, 2016, 08:15:01 PM
Thanks, Brant. Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.
The word you're looking for is "flammable"
Or 'Explody'.
Thank you, gents. Knew I could count on you.
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^I camembert to look.
You guys have already done cheese before. Maybe twice.
Sends a cheddar down the spine, it does.
Boooooooooooo
are you saying we've havarti all before?
Quote from: MetalDog on November 02, 2016, 08:36:46 PM
You guys have already done cheese before. Maybe twice.
Ohhh you're sharp.
It's because cheese has such gouda jokes to go with it.
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Habitual offenders
You should both stop.
but won't
If someone can convince you to believe absurdities - they can talk you into committing atrocities.
Saw this on a bumper sticker today on a college kid's car.... whoa :peace: /s
See MD, puns aren't so bad.
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I see what you did there.
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Okay, I lol'd with Flossoraptor. O0
Ireland / Iceland was funny, too.
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too lazy to see if we already posted this
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 08:09:28 PM
too lazy to see if we already posted this
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You're too lazy to look two days ago upthread?
Quote from: mirth on November 08, 2016, 07:06:40 PM
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yep O0
That's an impressive level of laziness.
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 08:20:31 PMThat's an impressive level of laziness.
::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game? :coolsmiley:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 08:27:04 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 08:20:31 PMThat's an impressive level of laziness.
::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game? :coolsmiley:
I'm a perfectionist.
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 08:27:04 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 08:20:31 PMThat's an impressive level of laziness.
::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game? :coolsmiley:
I'm a perfectionist.
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^well played
He's using my panthers in thr fog review as an outline.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 10, 2016, 08:57:37 PM
He's using my panthers in thr fog review as an outline.
I'm plagiarizing it outright.
So you have nothing then?
Quote from: MetalDog on November 10, 2016, 09:43:49 PM
So you have nothing then?
He doesn't have an article either
And it's only been a year, not two. You exaggerating bastard.
Does that make any closer to done?
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 10:10:22 PM
Does that make any closer to done?
No, but it gives me another year to put it off.
:DD
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 10:10:22 PM
Does that make any closer to done?
No, but it gives me another year to put it off.
Touché
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 11, 2016, 01:21:45 AM
:DD
You're not helping Mr-My-Only-Article-EVER-Is-Now-More-Late-Than-Charlton-Heston's-Spaceship-Returning-To-Ape-Run-Earth
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O:-)
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 11, 2016, 10:44:49 AM
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You know what I like about real life? There's no extra charge for watching it in 3-D.
And that's about all I like about it.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 11, 2016, 05:58:19 PM
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Nicely done! But isn't the cat in the wrong piece of lingerie?
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Someone needs to go to that man's house and break all his pencils. Every. damn. day.
...well, MD. That was sharp and to the point.
You should have gotten the lead out on that comment, Bawb.
Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?' Well, here ya' go!!
Your will is cracking, MD! Soon, you will join the Pun Side! I mean, Dark Side! Well, they're kinda the same thing...
Quote from: MetalDog on November 14, 2016, 09:46:55 PM
Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?' Well, here ya' go!!
Under broad criteria that could be considered a pun.
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 14, 2016, 09:50:07 PM
Your will is cracking, MD! Soon, you will join the Pun Side! I mean, Dark Side! Well, they're kinda the same thing...
I agree they are similar. However, Led is
ALWAYS good for your head. So, any pun association is wiped away by awesomeness.
Quote from: Staggerwing on November 14, 2016, 09:50:59 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 14, 2016, 09:46:55 PM
Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?' Well, here ya' go!!
Under broad criteria that could be considered a pun.
See above ^
you've been warned...
http://multiverse.world/blog/2016/11/09/long-island-sandbox-part-seven-dramatis-personae/
QuoteChancellor Pecorinochancellor
As the boyhood friend (and right-hand man) of the good King Asiago, 'tis he and his soldiers (the Grate Blades) who safeguard the secrets of the crown, from enemies both known and unknown. Chancellor Pecorino also serves as Steward whilst the good King Asiago travels abroad (important matters of state in far-flung locales, safaris in the Vast Veldt, and such.) Once a wizard's apprentice, but ne'er actually a wizard, Chancellor Pecorino still knows his cantrips, and has proven to be full of surprises when it comes to knowledge of arcane lore. An avid S&F player and wordsmith, Chancellor Pecorino earned a reputation as Benchleydale's penultimate S&F referee. Among the players at his gaming table, you'll often find Royal Quartermaster Camembert, the Jack brothers (Royal Stablemasters, Colby and Monterey,) and yes even the good King Asiago himself (who sometimes fancies playing an axemaster PC named Sir Chopalot, when he's not playing his usual sneef PC named Jumble .) At present, Chancellor Pecorino is refereeing Doctor Forbidden's Shiny Gold (the first in a popular Doctor Forbidden series of adventure modules.)
Known Associates: King Asiago, Princess Provolone, Sir Arandell of Longbridge
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<snort>
Quote from: Barthheart on November 16, 2016, 01:45:46 PM
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you're texting with MD!?!?
Nah. As Luddite as I am, three year old flip phone and all, Barthheart is positively cave man! He doesn't even OWN a cell phone!!
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:clap:
That was a long way to go for what was essentially a groaner, AR. :P
...hungry...
that one comes up every year over the holidays
Quote from: MetalDog on November 16, 2016, 09:32:27 PM
That was a long way to go for what was essentially a groaner, AR. :P
It's not the destination, it's the journey :)
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+ Infinity!
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I was gonna post this one if you weren't. Even I was impressed by its terrible-ness (and amused by Rat's response).
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 17, 2016, 07:54:17 PM
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duuuuuuude... #:-)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 17, 2016, 08:01:59 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 17, 2016, 07:54:17 PM
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duuuuuuude... #:-)
Talk about your bad Santas
That is one movie trope I wish I'd never heard of.
Never seen the movie.
Nor will I ever.
There are things you can't unsee.
I saw the South Park episode that made fun of that movie, but that was pushing it for me.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 17, 2016, 08:01:59 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 17, 2016, 07:54:17 PM
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duuuuuuude... #:-)
Yeah, that image is gonna cause some mental scarring.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 17, 2016, 07:54:52 PM
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Repost! (Also, had to explain to one of the kids in class what this was)
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 17, 2016, 07:57:20 PM
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Reposted at least 2x !
But HUMAN SANTAPEDE wasn't posted before?
lulz
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 18, 2016, 05:48:31 PMBut HUMAN SANTAPEDE wasn't posted before?
not here it wasn't. we wouldn't remembered the therapy bills
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I would tell you to seek help, but first you have to admit you have a problem. ::)
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 07:08:11 PM
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I totally get that. Just wish you'd replace 'pun,' with, 'something actually amusing.'
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 07:55:06 PM
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Croissant spanner?
Crescent wrench (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crescent_(brand))
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^Under oath he claimed he didn't
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 07:10:18 PM
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I confess I laughed out loud at this one. Dammit.
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Gods, some of those were truly terrible.
It just occurred to me I should perhaps be drinking when I read this thread...
You mean, you attempt it sober?
Rookie mistake.
I always have been slow on the uptake. :-[
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Your visual pun is invalid. The mouse trap is improperly placed. It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel. Next.
Quote from: MetalDog on November 23, 2016, 09:53:04 PM
Your visual pun is invalid. The mouse trap is improperly placed. It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel. Next.
Hey, it caught the mouse, didn't it?
That's a pretty old mouse. Maybe it was ready to pass on but wanted to go out with cheese on it's breath.
Quote from: mirth on November 24, 2016, 06:17:11 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 23, 2016, 09:53:04 PM
Your visual pun is invalid. The mouse trap is improperly placed. It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel. Next.
Hey, it caught the mouse, didn't it?
True, but it is aesthetically unpleasing to the eye. Do better.
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THERE's the craptacular sweet spot! Way to go, mirth!!
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gotta read the comments
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 09:45:56 AM
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lol
and here's MetalDog on the web
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and finally...
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Right?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
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(https://writingonthevisualarts2013.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/62dw1.jpg)
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Bwaha!-- I mean, for shame. >:(
(I didn't find that freaking hilarious at all. Really. :-[ )
posted before, still punny
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^I got a charge out of that one
You just know that MD is gonna get amped up about it.
I would be shocked if he didn't.
You all need help. :knuppel2:
I would have thought you were well insulated against this kind of thing by now.
It's a terminal condition
Yeah. I didn't make the connection at first.
All of you suck.
You're all charged up. Maybe you should unplug before you short circuit.
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'S what happens when you don't toe the line.
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ROFL!! I have to admit, that is a fantastic use of Buddy Christ. :DD
Ohm-my-goodness, those puns are awesome.
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^ :DD
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technically, this is Two for MetalDog
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What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so badly? :buck2:
you hated puns
You got me there.
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Quote from: MetalDog on December 01, 2016, 11:01:41 PM
What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so badly? :buck2:
I know -- "lizard on a chair" isn't even strictly a pun! I think.
At best it's halfway there. :P
Quote from: JasonPratt on December 02, 2016, 04:27:40 PM
At best it's halfway there. :P
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YOU PEOPLE ALL SUCK!
I, for one, will be abstaining from puns for a while, in case we've encroached too far in breaking MD. :'(
Otherwise he's likely to hire someone to start killing us horribly.
And I don't want to be riven by a flayer.
O:-)
^ or even flayed by a reiver.
Piano played by a Retriever?
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Quote from: JasonPratt on December 05, 2016, 01:53:56 PM
I, for one, will be abstaining from puns for a while, in case we've encroached too far in breaking MD. :'(
Otherwise he's likely to hire someone to start killing us horribly.
And I don't want to be riven by a flayer.
O:-)
No need to refrain, JP. Just playing the part you people have saddled me with: voice of reason.
;)
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^ :DD
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..that was pretty dire - even by what we laughingly refer to as our standards. :hide:
standards?
got rid of those after Ex#1
Now we use a dongle instead.
Quote from: bob48 on December 09, 2016, 01:16:51 PM
..that was pretty dire - even by what we laughingly refer to as our standards. :hide:
Wow. When even our resident pun-master cringes, that's quite the achievement!
Quote from: bob48 on December 09, 2016, 05:51:31 PM
Now we use a dongle instead.
:DD
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MD's reactions to all these lovely puns
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^ spot on. And you even used pics of one of my favorite shows to cover ruining one of my favorite shows with one of your damn puns. You owe me a brand new day >:(
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Quote from: Barthheart on December 14, 2016, 08:48:16 AM
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These memes always make me laugh
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2016, 12:10:21 PM
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Oh fucking hell, that made ME groan. O0
Quote from: Barthheart on December 14, 2016, 08:48:16 AM
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That would have been even funnier if Peter had deadpanned, "Get behind me, Satan." >:D
(That said, we're talking about rabbis and they ADORED puns. Still do, I gather!)
NEVER BUY FLOWERS FROM A MONK!!!!
Only YOU can prevent florist friars!!!!
Booooooooo! Don't encourage them!
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Quote from: Barthheart on December 15, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
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excellent
+1000!
Quote from: Barthheart on December 15, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
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"Mamma Mia , mamma Mia .........mamma Mia figaro!!!!!!
\m/
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 15, 2016, 07:50:06 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 15, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
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"Mamma Mia , mamma Mia .........mamma Mia figaro!!!!!!
Or 'The Jug and the Fork-tailed Devil' which sounds like the title of a fantasy book - or maybe a D&D type game.
...maybe even the sort of dream you get after eating a cheese sarni at bed time.
you'll see this one coming a mile away. I still want to make MD groan, though...
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You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.
Is his heart filled with unwashed socks and his soul full of eels?
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Quote from: MetalDog on December 16, 2016, 08:20:16 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 16, 2016, 09:11:02 PM
Is his heart filled with unwashed socks and his soul full of eels?
Only he can truly answer that one.*
*=
But, I'm betting it's true
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Quote from: MetalDog on December 16, 2016, 08:20:16 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.
went looking for Grinch puns. found this instead
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Quote from: MetalDog on December 16, 2016, 08:20:16 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.
I bet you ...hate , hate hate , loathe .....LOATHE US ENTIRELY !!!!!
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family...........
Spare us our life from our monstrosity ......of punning MD :hide:
Oh come now - he enjoys it really.
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Those are the sort of puns that grow on you.
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Those last two towers over the others.
They're certainly causing MD some Desolation.
Let's just pretend I'm Smaug and I've burned this mother down.
I guess you'd better stop Sma-ogling this thread, then. ;D
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:....I love all your hobbit puns guys !!!!! LMAO :bd:
Yes, its the little things that make you laugh.
...as the elf queen said to the hobbit?
I feel sorry for anyone in the Shire with the thankless task of investigating crimes and interrogating suspects. A bad hobbit can be hard to break.
..................
tee-hee
...............
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:.....ANNNNND breathe...... :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: ahhhhhhhhh , my ribs hurt !!!
:) <:-)
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Booooooo! Repeat!!
Repeat?
Not yet, we'll do some new ones first.
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This thread is a smaugous board of cheese .....I love it !!! :2funny: :2funny: someone pass some more cheese around please ........"Wensleydale , grommit " :2funny:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2016, 11:41:11 AM
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I realize there is no Roman numeral 'y,' but wouldn't it be more appropriate for you to be Livy?
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2016, 06:17:04 AM
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yes
No
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2016, 06:17:04 AM
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YES ;) :) .......I definately needed that smile today :)
OK, Vance wins it today for me :DD
hip-po gnu deer.
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Quote from: Barthheart on December 15, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
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Vely, vely flightening!?
SHAMFUR DISRPAY!
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Don't you ever get tired of these? They're terrible, Brant.
Quote from: MetalDog on December 22, 2016, 06:34:27 PM
Don't you ever get tired of these? They're terrible, Brant.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns
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And the invention of the aeroplane propelled the nation forward.
It was the jet that really got things flying.
I thought it was the steam engine that got it all on track
The Clipper Ship put us on course.
No, no...it was the invention of the wheel that got everything rolling.
And the covered wagon made it plain where our manifest destiny lay.
And coding let us get everything done from C to shining C++.
MD: "This thread is that kind of dog, too!" {vomitcon} :pullhair:
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 22, 2016, 10:13:56 PM
And coding let us get everything done from C to shining C++.
We've been cruising down the information super highway ever since.
Something something assholes something
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 23, 2016, 12:23:13 PM
Steel beasts dongle shitzus something
Fixed your autocorrect.
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Why you gotta hate on a guy on Christmas?!
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^ Ok. I laughed at that one.
I found this disturbing on a couple different levels:
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Agreed, but, it was pretty funny. At least it was when I was taking my 'medicine.'
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Boooooooo. That was bad :(
Clearly the medicine has worn off.
Yup. Having some now. Post some witty stuff later.
Huh. I would have guessed you were off your meds when you laughed at the pig one. Oh well. :o
I'm a, 'strikes me funny,' type of person. When it does, I cackle like a madman. I may see the same thing again in an hour, or a day, and I won't laugh at all.
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annabellioncourt is spot on!!
Ah, Fe K9, the Way of the Pun, teach you, we will.
There's the rub, bob. There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better. Ever!
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 09:43:22 AM
There's the rub, bob. There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better. Ever!
Change your posts per page settings and you can get it down to 36 pages. Should make you feel better.
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 12:35:30 PM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.
Not true! There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good. Nowhere near as good as the puns.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 12:35:30 PM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.
Not true! There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good. Nowhere near as good as the puns.
That's a pretty low bar, Brant.
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Heh. That's right up there with the one about Native American Oncologist, Dr Chemosabe.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 31, 2016, 06:32:26 PM
Heh. That's right up there with the one about Native American Oncologist, Dr Chemosabe.
THAT made me laugh. :2funny:
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Oh heck - they made me laugh, 9 especially.
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Booo. You can do better.
how about this?
Better. But only in the sense it's not a stick in the eye.
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I'm going to start this once. (ahem)
"Pronunciation shunts
mean I am a guy
who should wither and die:
the terrible limerick ponce!"
A woman did not pay her exorcist. She was repossessed.
Run out of punny memes?
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One word: boo.
LOL
Quote from: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 06:58:58 AM
One word: boo.
clearly I'm on the right path!
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If that song wasn't already ruined by those execrable Red Sox nimrods, you would have just killed it.
Quote from: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 07:45:28 PM
If that song wasn't already ruined by those execrable Red Sox nimrods, you would have just killed it.
I've never understood the Red Sox connection with that song.
The Wiki says that it's been played at Fenway since at least 1997, but offers no reason for it. I thought it might have to do with that terrible Drew Barrymore/Jimmy Fallon movie, 'Fever Pitch,' but that came out in 2005.
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Quote from: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 08:46:53 PM
The Wiki says that it's been played at Fenway since at least 1997, but offers no reason for it. I thought it might have to do with that terrible Drew Barrymore/Jimmy Fallon movie, 'Fever Pitch,' but that came out in 2005.
Ahh, that might explain why they play it at our HS basketball games. :nerd:
a joke that's years in the making
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Quote from: MetalDog on January 03, 2017, 10:55:42 PM
Run out of punny memes?
I think you meant "puny" memesOHHHHH! ^-^
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 04, 2017, 08:59:32 PM
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I lol'd a lot harder than I was expecting.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 05, 2017, 06:47:31 AM
a joke that's years in the making
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Omg , paddy is the best !!! That made me laugh ;D gonna be using that joke for the WHOLE of the year , haha , drive friends nuts !!
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:DD :DD yep still laughing :2funny: :2funny: OMG , that reptile is totally cute ! Cute animal faces totally get me every time :dreamer:
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^ Well played, sir.
Anubis .....rocking the Egyptian dead underworld since ....um.....well , a VERY loooooooong time >:D
Very funny word play jokes .....nice :coolsmiley:
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If my knight in shining armour turned up with a six pack ....I'm in !!!! :notworthy: :bd:
not if it's Coors... You're Irish - demand better
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Love it
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 10:08:03 AM
not if it's Coors... You're Irish - demand better
I'll be sure to put that on my list of knightly requirements ,1/ must turn up with good quality booze ,2/ preferably spirits that can be mixed into a cocktail 3/ demand that said knight has an Innate preference for Irish whiskeys , Guinness , baileys and pocheen 4/ can hold his liquor as he weaves me a few good yarns about his soldiering mishaps ....oops , I mean feats of daring do and battlefield valour!!!
I only ever had pocheen once. I don't think I ever actually recovered from it.
Quote from: bob48 on January 08, 2017, 05:55:04 PM
I only ever had pocheen once. I don't think I ever actually recovered from it.
In Irish terms then .....a good night out ;D it's actually difficult to get hold of , so if you got a swig of some of the liquid gold dust , you had the luck of the Irish with you ;) hope you at least liked it , and was worth the pain , haha !
It was going back a lot of years, when a friend of a friend who lived in Eire came over for a visit. He brought with him a small medicine bottle filled with a clear liquid, and he told us what it was. I only had a very small sip and spent the rest of the day looking for the top of my head.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 06:50:57 PM
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Albert zweistein :2funny: :2funny: that's cleverer than the relativity theory !!! And Gillian without her son .......and Han Solo and sohigh :DD I just .......I just can't take it ......my face hurts ;D ;D ;D
And the cross on the bale ....geez mirth , I looked , I worked it out , i nearly choked on my drink ....I laughed THAT hard !!! :DD :DD you guys are gonna kill me ....... ;D ;D ;D ahhhhh....and breathe ;D ;D
You two are on a roll ....a hay bale roll !!!
^ E, please don't encourage them in their butchering of the English language. We do it enough unintentionally, don't give them a reason to do it on purpose
-smh-
https://theringer.com/jacksonville-jaguars-doug-marrone-head-coach-374cfbdea32d?source=reading_list---------4-1---------
Quote from: MetalDog on January 09, 2017, 08:07:10 PM
^ E, please don't encourage them in their butchering of the English language. We do it enough unintentionally, don't give them a reason to do it on purpose
-smh-
Sorry M8 , I just cannot comply with your request :D >:D
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hahahaha
Ha ha. that was a rib-tickler.
saw that joke coming, right off the chop
Now don't ham it up.
Some of you should bone up on some better puns.
MD is going to have a real beef with you all. He'll want to roast you all on a spit.
We're all for the chop.
I'd try to make another pun, but I'd probably butcher it.
MD is going to slaughter us all.
No, no...I'm pretty sure he'll find at least one of these pretty cleaver.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 10, 2017, 07:14:43 PM
No, no...I'm pretty sure he'll find at least one of these pretty cleaver.
I dunno. Some of them have been pretty lean.
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[Groucho voice] A budding young punster could loin a lot from this thread. [/Groucho voice]
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^ goddammit mirth
Quote from: mirth on January 10, 2017, 08:06:38 PM
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for a guy who doesn't like FaceBook, you sure do find some funny shit on there
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2017, 08:08:33 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 10, 2017, 08:06:38 PM
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for a guy who doesn't like FaceBook, you sure do find some funny shit on there
My google-fu is strong.
Quote from: mirth on January 10, 2017, 07:58:01 PM
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:bd:
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Sloop John Dog?
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^lol
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That one is upthread somewhere
Yes, some of this is political. But when the "Golden Showers" sandal breaks this week, remember you saw all the bad puns here first
https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 10, 2017, 08:40:54 PM
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:DD I always knew Ken was stupid ....but that takes the biscuit , :DD It totally explains why barbie moved to Malibu , and never had kids ;D ;D ;D
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this might be up-thread somewhere
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 12, 2017, 06:59:51 AM
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:DD
Dylan would be proud. MD, on the other hand...
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 12, 2017, 06:59:51 AM
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:DD :2funny: :bd:
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Even I may croak after that one...
They should tell um to hop it :)
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Meanwhile....in a taco emergency.....
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All groggy puns are ............. :notworthy:
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^^^
HA
Quote from: mirth on January 16, 2017, 02:47:20 PM
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So cold, so cold... so cold.
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Quote from: mirth on January 17, 2017, 12:37:34 PM
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*chuckle*......*lady like snort *......ahhhhhhhh .......yeah , funny ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D......I think even smee and cap't hook :arr: would have a giggle at that one ....as they're drawing their cutlass !!!!
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??? ??
gotta read this out loud for best effect
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Quote from: mirth on January 21, 2017, 07:43:40 PM
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:2funny: :2funny: ....oh boy , I was singing that as I got to the last joe leeeeeaann!!!
And Michael bass bender ;D .....I've got no complaints , that guy still looks good as a gee-tar ::) :dreamer:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 22, 2017, 07:46:49 AM
gotta read this out loud for best effect
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the fish .....I'm scared for life ;D ;D
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And now you're ruining the Beatles for everyone. -smh-
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SO...not a big Beatles fan?
Not true...
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I'm so glad you're coming to Origins this year.
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Ok. That one is a winner. I always wanted to be The Fonz.
But then you would be responsible for being the first to Jump the shark.
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 24, 2017, 08:20:06 PMBut then you would be responsible for being the first to Jump the shark.
Hang out with him at a bar. He
is the shark.
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MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 26, 2017, 08:55:26 AM
MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.
Like some sort of punal colony?
Quote from: mirth on January 26, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 26, 2017, 08:55:26 AM
MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.
Like some sort of punal colony?
:2funny:
Possibly more like a punintentary.
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And thusly, the pun haters open the floodgates...
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 26, 2017, 09:40:18 AM
Possibly more like a punintentary.
He'd have rhode us out of town! -- but we'd end up Rhode scholars. O0
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Ha!
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That just elicits a sigh of, "Don't they have any shame?"
Then I remember where I am. :idiot2:
Quote from: MetalDog on January 28, 2017, 03:26:54 PM
Then I remember where I am. :idiot2:
The realization is quite bracing, isn't it?
Sounds like the title of his next movie ;D
MD should get Gary Busey to play him in that movie. ;D Before AND after versions.
Oh boy , that guy is craaaaaazy :idiot2: I saw him on apprentice , and he was a little strange to say the least ;D I imagine he'd play the character of a tent quite well , he's quite " in-tents "......he wouldn't be "tentative" ..... And he'd have the character pegged down in a jiffy !!!!! ;D
First, E, shame on you. Those were terrible.
Second, you're a cruel man, B_C. Gary Busey?!?!?!?!? That's just mean. I at least rate Gary Sinise.
What do we need MD?
6 ft, long hair and a moustache?
Emeraldlis, you better stop all that flap, or MD is going to make a guy line for one of the poles and abandon us all.
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 29, 2017, 05:12:08 PM
Emeraldlis, you better stop all that flap, or MD is going to make a guy line for one of the poles and abandon us all.
You mean kinda like closing this flap ??? .......flap , flap , flap ;D
Quote from: undercovergeek on January 29, 2017, 04:42:25 PM
What do we need MD?
6 ft, long hair and a moustache?
There's a pic of me around here somewhere....
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MD's gonna be sneaking into your classroom leaving tacks on your chair for you to sit on after that pun :2funny: :2funny:
Brant's immune to sharp pains in the posterior.
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 09:53:16 AM
Brant's immune to sharp pains in the posterior.
and pains in the neck, after repeated exposure to you lot
I can feel the love :smitten:
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
No.
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 11:32:10 AM
No.
'Hug,' has the right letters and vowel. Just needs a different first and last letter.
I think you mean two last letters to replace that last 'g.'
This is getting complicated.
No sounds pretty definate to me !!!! Um......I withdraw my friendly hug and give you a pat on the back instead O:-) you anti social bunch :nerd:
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out :uglystupid2:
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:34:07 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out :uglystupid2:
I'm not hugging you for nuttin'
Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2017, 07:39:08 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:34:07 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out :uglystupid2:
I'm not hugging you for nuttin'
Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins
Oh, there will be hugs at Origins.
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Hugs!? I'll take a hug from ya Em. :hug:
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Hugs!? I'll take a hug from ya Em. :hug:
You're such a slut.
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Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Hugs!? I'll take a hug from ya Em. :hug:
You're such a slut.
Your just jealous that I'm better at being a slut than you are. L:-)
Quote from: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 07:57:27 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Hugs!? I'll take a hug from ya Em. :hug:
You're such a slut.
Your just jealous that I'm better at being a slut than you are. L:-)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
No, that's not it.
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:34:07 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out :uglystupid2:
Now I understand why you said no :DD.......no , I meant ......did Brant want a hug from me for being a pain in the neck ....and ar$e , 'cos he sounded pee'd off with us !!! :2funny:I just thought you sayin I feel the love was really funny :DD
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2017, 07:39:08 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:34:07 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out :uglystupid2:
I'm not hugging you for nuttin'
Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins
Looks like your luck ran out with him though mirth ..........maybe you need to buy him a drink first , get him in the mood :dreamer:
Quote from: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 11:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ? :hug:
Hugs!? I'll take a hug from ya Em. :hug:
Hug comin your way :hug:
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Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water. Good job by you O0
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water. Good job by you O0
Translation: ice, ice, baby, too cold... too cold, too cold
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water. Good job by you O0
Why you're more than welcome MD O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications :D
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 31, 2017, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water. Good job by you O0
Why you're more than welcome MD O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications :D
He's more likely to become an Auburn fan than embrace the nation of puns.
Quote from: OJsDad on January 31, 2017, 04:03:56 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on January 31, 2017, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water. Good job by you O0
Why you're more than welcome MD O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications :D
He's more likely to become an Auburn fan than embrace the nation of puns.
True that! And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:37:14 PM
True that! And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.
E.g., something that only matters to Southern hillbillies and people that marry their cousins. :)
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
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Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 06:36:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Sisters it is then.
Quote from: MetalDog on February 01, 2017, 06:51:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 06:36:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Sisters it is then.
In their defense, they were separated at birth.
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When we get to Origins, remind me to tell you the "sisters" story
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^^ ... Hermoine?!
Quote from: MetalDog on February 01, 2017, 06:51:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 06:36:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Sisters it is then.
I think the preferred term from Oxford University today is zizsters.
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He looks like he's secretly a psycho.
that looks like the headshot he used with his audition packet he sent in for the lead role in Fifty Shades of Grey
I admit to knowing little about Trudeau, but read a comment somewhere about his CV being him as a snowboard instructor, a high school math teacher, and then Prime Minister of Canada. ;D
I suspect the Venn diagram of those 3 things is probably more overlap than you think.
edit: PROOF!
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^^ :o ...wonder what the story was behind that?
Quote from: JasonPratt on February 02, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
^^ :o ...wonder what the story was behind that?
meth/coke
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 31, 2017, 07:47:17 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:37:14 PM
True that! And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.
E.g., something that only matters to Southern hillbillies and people that marry their cousins. :)
Quote from: MetalDog on February 01, 2017, 06:51:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 06:36:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do. So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Sisters it is then.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2017, 08:25:12 AM
When we get to Origins, remind me to tell you the "sisters" story
:DD :DD :DD
I'm now mortally afraid to ever visit the south !!!!! Hahahaha, and if I did I'd definitely come alone .....I'm bringing no sister of mine O:-) .....I do however have a lot of cousins , you hillbillies can impress them with your banjo playing skill-age and ya alligator boots that you probably wrestled and killed with your 12 bow shotgun whilst cheering on Alabama scoring a touchdown ....or whatever it is that they do , hehehe :D ;D ;D
I really wish I was coming to origins , I'm gonna miss the "sisters" story and the ensuing hilarity from you lot :DD
Origins was a blast. Moreso for me because I got to meet Brant & his family, Barthheart, Cap'n Darwin & his family, Dr. Sterrett & his family, Martok (who was my roomie for a couple of nights), Cyrano & his family, Panzer De, Mark Walker & his daughter. Awesome people all and I am looking forward to meeting mirth at this years Origins. I think Airboy will be there and I seem to remember OJsDad saying he might be there, too. So, I am definitely there for the social aspect.
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Quote from: MetalDog on February 03, 2017, 09:22:53 PM
Origins was a blast. Moreso for me because I got to meet Brant & his family, Barthheart, Cap'n Darwin & his family, Dr. Sterrett & his family, Martok (who was my roomie for a couple of nights), Cyrano & his family, Panzer De, Mark Walker & his daughter. Awesome people all and I am looking forward to meeting mirth at this years Origins. I think Airboy will be there and I seem to remember OJsDad saying he might be there, too. So, I am definitely there for the social aspect.
It sounds like a lot of fun , and I'd love to meet all of you guys that I've been talking to and getting to know on here :) if I could make it happen I would !!!! Enjoy yourself this year , I'm sure you will O0
And on that note , another pun for you sir !!!
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...Mr.T might not let us in anyway, Em. >:(
Quote from: bob48 on February 06, 2017, 04:29:48 PM
...Mr.T might not let us in anyway, Em. >:(
True dat >:( although who can resist a bunch of punsters like us lot :) homeland security might just let us pass for compassionate reasons , namely , it wouldn't be compassionate of them to stop the British contingent from regaling the U.S contingent at origins with all our stories and general punning and gaming goodness !!! The Trump HAS to let us in ;D
Uhhhh....I could resist a bunch of punsters. ;) I will say that we'd be glad to have any of the UK contingent here in the States for Origins. Might class the joint up a bit :bd:
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand? :dreamer:
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 02:11:57 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand? :dreamer:
Class?!?! You guys are smuggling
unclipped board games back over the border!
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 02:11:57 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand? :dreamer:
why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 07, 2017, 11:31:11 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 02:11:57 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand? :dreamer:
why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?
The ones you are complaining about... they are French! :P
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 04:25:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 07, 2017, 11:31:11 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 02:11:57 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand? :dreamer:
why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?
The ones you are complaining about... Zay are Fransh! :P
FITY
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You are a terrible man, Brant.
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This is stupid briiliant
Quote from: mirth on February 08, 2017, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Bison on February 08, 2017, 08:28:02 PM
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This is stupid briiliant
Ftfy
Quote from: MetalDog on February 08, 2017, 10:57:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 08, 2017, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Bison on February 08, 2017, 08:28:02 PM
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This is briiliant
Ftfy
Ftfy again ....think you really meant to aknowledge the brilliant awesomeness of that pun :D :2funny:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2017, 08:18:43 PM
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Yo Bro.... :2funny:
Here's a novel idea
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Hmmmm......why cant they do both ?!?! Haha , a book AND a cocktail from a guy would be potent stuff ;D not sure a girl could quite resist the lure of that :-"
..just jotting this down..........
A book about cocktails?
Cocktails is such an unfortunate word.
Quote from: Bison on February 11, 2017, 06:03:55 PM
Cocktails is such an unfortunate word.
So is dongle.
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Ah , go on now , let the the cute doggy out of the sin bin and back on the rink ;D
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 11, 2017, 05:49:26 PM
A book about cocktails?
Well, that's a brilliant idea :D and if he made me a cocktail from the book all about cocktails ...welllllll , that would be awesome and appreciated :)
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Ha!
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Now that's just trying too hard. #:-)
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You are a horrible, horrible man.
only 2 horribles? Clearly I need to up my game!
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^^^
;D
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^little behind the times, BC
Quote from: Barthheart on February 06, 2017, 10:49:00 AM
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Good on you, mate.
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Shouldn't that be "You Shay?"
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Tennish.
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That's just awful, Brant.
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I think that Brant finds all these terrible puns and when you guys log in, you find them in your pm's. Kind of spread the misery around. :knuppel2:
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lol @ the last one
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OK, that took me a while... but then I never watch the show. The newer one, that is. I was actually thinking 'the DI from Band of Brothers?' first.
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 02, 2017, 07:18:13 PMI was actually thinking 'the DI from Band of Brothers?' first.
He was CPT Sobel, the first company commander, not a DI.
Sorry- I saw BoB only once, back when it first hit DVD.
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^lol
ROFL ;D
Isn't there a thumbs down smiley around here? What kind of wargaming website are we if we can't thumbs down somebody and feed'em to the lions?!
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The top of that meme is correct. The bottom, not at all.
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QuoteThe downside of living in my area is that many have head lice.
The positive side is, we are a close nit community.
QuoteWhat kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
A trophy.
Booooooooo!
Quote from: bob48 on March 06, 2017, 01:42:56 PM
ROFL ;D
people your age cant travel that fast. O:-)
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I second the vote. That was a painful long way to come for that one.
Quote from: MetalDog on March 12, 2017, 09:07:14 AM
That was a painful long way to come for that one.
What, and the rest of Pastis' puns aren't?? Virtually all of them are reached via a tortuously circuitous rout.
That just seemed abnormally circuitous. And not the least bit funny. Gotta stay strong, my brother!
To the last breath!!
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I pun with thee!
Me, never. But that was still a hilarious -- and from you, the perfect -- response. :2funny:
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^lol
I laughed at that one, too.
Quote from: MetalDog on March 13, 2017, 09:35:06 PM
I laughed at that one, too.
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Enjoy your victory. I am sure it will be short lived.
this should ruin it ;)
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^ Oy vey. Those are almost dad joke-like in their groan-worthiness.
Yeah, they are good, aint they :)
While I have enormous respect and admiration for you and the Luftstache, Bawb, it must be said that you & I have very different definitions of "good". :P
Ah, grasshopper, you have much to learn...... ;D
A fact which I have never disputed. O:-)
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Okay, I laughed at the Mordorhead one. (The image was just too silly/absurd not to!)
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I don't know if it's just me, but I swear media editors are punning more as of late.
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Quote from: Barthheart on March 21, 2017, 01:40:47 PM
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Those are the Traffic Zebras of Bolivia.
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Oy vey...
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That's just terrible.
Also a joke that could have easily been in an original script.
Even I don't want to encourage anyone to dig those up... ::)
Best laid to rest, you mean?
Good lord, his relatives are encouraging him:
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I'm afraid it doesn't run, but gallops.
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Okay, that one made me laugh. :DD
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^ Sad to say it took me a minute on that one! #:-)
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PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
I'm actually on board with this request.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2017, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Selective memory. Or lots of drugs. Your choice.
Quote from: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2017, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Selective memory. Or lots of drugs. Your choice.
Canada is introducing the legal weed legislation sometime in the next week or so....
Quote from: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2017, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Selective memory. Or lots of drugs. Your choice.
One caused by the other. Your choice on which came first. :)
Quote from: Windigo on April 11, 2017, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2017, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Selective memory. Or lots of drugs. Your choice.
Canada is introducing the legal weed legislation sometime in the next week or so....
Good luck to your country in their quest for enlightenment and sanity O0
Quote from: OJsDad on April 11, 2017, 11:55:36 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2017, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 09:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Selective memory. Or lots of drugs. Your choice.
One caused by the other. Your choice on which came first. :)
I will give you an answer, my friend, that has survived since ancient times. Or maybe it's been far in the future. In any case, that answer is, forty two.
Now we have to figure out what the question is. Does anyone know any pan-dimensional white mice?
I admit I almost laughed at the sheer stupidity of this one:
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Quote from: Staggerwing on April 11, 2017, 07:54:29 PM
Now we have to figure out what the question is. Does anyone know any pan-dimensional white mice?
Or a hyper-intelligent shade of blue? That might do as well.
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
^lol!
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Those were both bad. And within 10 minutes of each other. You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?
Quote from: MetalDog on April 13, 2017, 07:53:13 PM
Those were both bad. And within 10 minutes of each other. You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?
I'm sure. There is :P
Quote from: mirth on April 13, 2017, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 13, 2017, 07:53:13 PM
Those were both bad. And within 10 minutes of each other. You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?
I'm sure. There is :P
Just because there's no conspiracy doesn't mean that they aren't out to get me.
Wouldn't they have gotten you by now?
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/these-hilariously-immature-parents-need-a-babysitter-50-photos-215.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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:2funny:
Quote from: MetalDog on April 13, 2017, 07:53:13 PM
Those were both bad. And within 10 minutes of each other. You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?
Your pun on Brant's #2 joke: I saw it.
I plead insanity. Or it was subconscious. Either way, I'm not owning that turd.
Soon...
Gabba gabba...
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^ Okay, that time I *did* laugh out loud at its sheer stupidity. :DD
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:2funny:
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^ha!
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^lol
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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 23, 2017, 04:50:32 PM
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and your puns ;)
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The pre-generated ones are bad enough. Now you have taken to making your own for my misery. I'll be sure to thank you if we ever meet. :P
147 pages of this wonderful stuff; it's got to perpetuate itself somehow. ;D
I see no reason why that has to be the case. ::)
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<chuckle>
And now where's the outrage, huh!? HUHH?!???!?1? #FakeGnusMatter
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Quote from: Martok on April 26, 2017, 01:40:07 AM
I see no reason why that has to be the case. ::)
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I laughed at this one
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Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?
So they can Scandinavian.
Quote from: Windigo on April 27, 2017, 02:59:28 PM
I laughed at this one
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An Oregon Trail pun. Excellent!
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Vise your Spam?
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If it's 2Bach, shouldn't there be more than one?
Quote from: MetalDog on April 29, 2017, 10:03:02 PM
Vise your Spam?
you're trying to be difficult, aren't you?
if there was an army of chupacabras, he'd be the colonel
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^I shouldn't admit it, but I laughed at that.
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If I shout out, will it keep the puns in?
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*Chuckle*
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Ha!
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Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....
(https://i.redd.it/k6pm2yqri3xy.jpg)
Quote from: Windigo on May 12, 2017, 11:45:31 AM
Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....
Or you might be going blind...
Quote from: mirth on May 12, 2017, 11:49:48 AM
Quote from: Windigo on May 12, 2017, 11:45:31 AM
Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....
Or you might be going blind...
This... I see the pic just fine....
I wish I didn't. :(
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"It's a pap" :2funny:
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ha
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^ :2funny:
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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa
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Because you all loved it so much the first time: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
Quote from: MetalDog on May 24, 2017, 10:57:39 PM
Because you all loved it so much the first time: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
the response was funnier
I think I'd rather shuck between fits.
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LOL'ed at tennis...
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/this-restaurant-is-crushing-the-sign-game-28-photos-213.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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My understanding of the above cartoon is rather limited.
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MD isn't going to get. He hasn't seen Airplane!
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hahaha
Shirley - MD must have seen Airplane by now!
No, but he does like gladiator movies.
Has he ever been to a Turkish Bath?
In reverse order:
No
No I don't
Yes I have. And quit calling me Shirley.
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*snort*
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Quote from: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 11:46:52 AM
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:DD
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 11:48:08 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 11:46:52 AM
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:DD
Because mirth wishes he was
^Carol Cleveland is the unsung member of Monty Python.
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PMI am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
no one jacks his lumber like Mirth
[yt]https://youtu.be/A52p9jc-gOo[/yt]
And no one knows it like Brant.
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?
Quote from: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?
You'll find out soon enough.
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?
You'll find out soon enough.
It's not too late to call the hotel.
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ooooh
uber dad joke right there
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This is just full of meaning.
Uh... Bes? ^^^
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You'll never beat the one SDR used to use in his sig line.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/the-workplace-is-a-treasure-trove-of-funny-signs-photos-214.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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too soon?
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^^ Odds are good, not driven by a Republican. ;)
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You do realize I will be seeing you in person in a few short days...
:)
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Quote from: mirth on June 11, 2017, 09:11:53 AM
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:smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
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I missed that, but the awesome just exudes off the screen
Blue Belle
Beauty and The X-Men Beast, all in one. Clever.
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 20, 2017, 06:29:17 PM
Beauty and The X-Men Beast, all in one. Clever.
Ding ding ding!
I guess I just don't get puns. Whelp...time to close 'er down, gents.
Nah, we're good, bro.
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ha!
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The Pork Knight
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^winning
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 25, 2017, 07:46:58 PM
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:2funny:
:bd:
:bd: :bd: :DD
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Eventually, Origins will come around again and I will see you. Then I will make you pay >:(
Pretty sure the next rounds on me anyway. ;)
I'll drink to that! But only one ;)
Is it okay to have a 40 of Olde English in the Central Command booth?
I guess the SS nerd troopers at the doors search every pack, don't they...?
Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 01, 2017, 04:03:52 PMIs it okay to have a 40 of Olde English in the Central Command booth?
you won't need it
Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 01, 2017, 04:03:52 PMI guess the SS nerd troopers at the doors search every pack, don't they...?
no they don't
I guess you get to slip in early anyway with a vendor badge.
They don't search anyone. If you've got badge you get in.
It's been a while but I know they didn't do that then. I just figured they'd be ready to enforce the silly expensive chow prices in the hall there.
Quote from: Barthheart on July 01, 2017, 06:13:21 PM
They don't search anyone. If you've got badge you get in.
Im sure BB misses the old cavity search.
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Way to keep the thread on the rails, Brant.
We've trained him well.
we were running out of steam
No need to get all stoked up about it.
True, we should conductor selves with more respect.
Coal your jets, don't get all steamed now.
Do we need more train puns or do you think diesel do for now?
Nah, we can always chug chug chug a few more down.
Love it when you guys try to kill me the old fashioned way. Memes seem like cheating.
And we love it when you express your claim to not love puns. You are conducting yourself in your normal standoffish manner, maybe because you've not been a good sleeper? Getting a good rest would be great when you alight from this pun train.
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Is that from a movie?
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/funny-clever-brilliant-ideas-people-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
seen online
QuoteI have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
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I got it the first time.
Grrrr... bad copy and paste... :-"
One of the corners must have snagged.
:2funny:
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 10, 2017, 07:21:40 PM
One of the corners must have snagged.
Very funny Mr 3D Printer Dude..... :knuppel2:
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Quote from: Barthheart on July 10, 2017, 07:20:07 PM
Grrrr... bad copy and paste... :-"
Not Czech one two?
Sweden you not be making any more dumb country puns?
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Quote from: mirth on July 16, 2017, 06:37:23 AM
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♬ "To Meeee..."
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lol. That's one of the worst yet.
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^lol
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2017, 07:58:52 AM
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That one made me LOL.
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Quote from: mirth on July 16, 2017, 08:00:48 AM
lol. That's one of the worst yet.
I know... I love it.
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^ SJWs have me so messed up that I thought the 'Rainbow' reference above the picture was a reference to Bert and Ernie's supposed homosexuality. :DD
that's funnier than the meme!
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:2funny:
^excellent!
You just like it because it's a Québécois joke.
Sauce for the goose.
He even put the little squiggly stink lines over the letters... :))
My iPad did that when it auto corrected my original mangled version.
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:DD :DD :DD
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^hahaha!
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^have you had that?
No, is it any good?
Unfortunately, I don't know either.
Any beer that's aged in whiskey barrels has to be good.
:bd:
Quote from: mirth on July 21, 2017, 01:05:12 PM
Any beer that's aged in whiskey barrels has to be good.
and that's why my folks are bringing me a couple of 4-packs of Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale next week when they come visit :)
y'all should've picked some up while you were in Columbus
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 21, 2017, 01:19:16 PM
y'all should've picked some up while you were in Columbus
I was too busy drinking cider.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 21, 2017, 01:19:16 PM
y'all should've picked some up while you were in Columbus
Cause we had all that free time.....
Yeah, Brant. Some of us were working!
Quote from: mirth on July 21, 2017, 01:23:14 PM
Yeah, Brant. Some of us were working!
how the heck do
you know what "work" looks like?! :-"
I see other people doing it all the time
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That's just terrible. Did you hurt yourself finding and posting it?
Nope. I really didn't have to hunt for it.
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I like making bad puns because that's just how eye roll...
Well that tears it... MD will soon lash out at one of these puns.
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my wife loved that one and started looking at where to order it online
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 01, 2017, 07:39:45 PM
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Saw that one coming. Didn't even mind it. Laughed out loud.
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dude tested positive for crack, too
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Those last three are just horrible.
the HBO content hack attack
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^hahahahaha!
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That's just plain terrible. Doesn't even make any sense. They could have said 'bad,' for 'bed,' and it would have made perfect sense. And been grammatically correct.
^It's from Bohemian Rhapsody.
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hahaha
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He doesn't call him Watson? That's like vampires being sparkly.
Quote from: MetalDog on August 15, 2017, 08:40:18 PM
He doesn't call him Watson?
Of course he calls him John. They are lovers after all.
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Why don't you climb on and find out?
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 16, 2017, 02:53:37 PM
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Damn it, Brant! I can't even force myself to be mad at you for that one... :crazy2:
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Don't you have anything better to do this morning than annoy me?
Nothing more fun.
You're a mean man.
Yeah, but I'm a nice guy.
Says you.
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 19, 2017, 09:19:32 PM
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LOL. I have two of those things. I'll try to remember which end means business.
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Is he wearing a track suit under his kasaya?
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hahahahaha
Quote from: mirth on August 21, 2017, 07:27:30 AM
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FRONT PAGE IS REAL! IT EXISTS!!!
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Guess so.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2017, 08:20:36 AM
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...gas inducing roughage?
That was kind of limp.
Sorry, GH can't spare a Gus. We need him here.
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 27, 2017, 09:45:27 AM
Sorry, GH can't spare a Gus. We need him here.
Too true.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/youve-got-two-tickets-to-the-pun-show-photos-214.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/youve-got-two-tickets-to-the-pun-show-photos-210.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/youve-got-two-tickets-to-the-pun-show-photos-212.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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I thought missed steak was a lapsed vegetarian.
Quote from: MetalDog on August 28, 2017, 08:09:42 PM
I thought missed steak was a lapsed vegetarian.
That doesn't make sense at all.
Light bulb. December. Gouda. Boogers. Camera.
Quote from: MetalDog on August 28, 2017, 08:12:27 PM
Light bulb. December. Gouda. Boogers. Camera.
I'll take Word Salad for 500, Alex.
Quote from: mirth on August 28, 2017, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 28, 2017, 08:12:27 PM
Light bulb. December. Gouda. Boogers. Camera.
I'll take Word Salad for 500, Alex.
These six words all have something in common.
I've no idea, but am pretty certain gameleaper would know! Let's ask him!
Leap year, snuggle, eggplant, rodeo, radial tire!
Quote from: MetalDog on August 28, 2017, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 28, 2017, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 28, 2017, 08:12:27 PM
Light bulb. December. Gouda. Boogers. Camera.
I'll take Word Salad for 500, Alex.
These six words all have something in common.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 28, 2017, 08:32:19 PM
I've no idea...
They are all made up of letters!
Quote from: mirth on August 28, 2017, 08:35:34 PM
Leap year, snuggle, eggplant, rodeo, radial tire!
Now that's just gibberish. Why don't you try and make some sense?!
I'd say it recalls a very awkward Christmas-table Photo from MD's childhood.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-503-2179.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 29, 2017, 07:00:42 AM
I'd say it recalls a very awkward Christmas-table Photo from MD's childhood.
With a few modifications, this could be a Christmas from my childhood:
Lol
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/a5375800fa904f26830f12244ec4bb15.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
;D
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^ha!
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Greek mythology puns?!?!?! Now I KNOW you really Hades me!
^ ;D
I wasn't sure if you'd like them. Your sense of humor can be hit and myth.
Quote from: MetalDog on September 11, 2017, 05:51:57 AM
Greek mythology puns?!?!?! Now I KNOW you really Hades me!
NOOOOOO!(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview1%2F2128309%2Fnoooo-willl-o.gif&hash=741228d0ba676aa81c1327916b4bd7bc8879019b)
MD is finally Kraken.
we'll keep this up all day. And no, I won't Apollogize.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 11, 2017, 08:24:28 AM
And no, I won't Apollogize.
I'd be Circely worried if you did.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-216.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=641)
^excellent
that's awesome :)
https://www.fastcompany.com/40430620/this-man-spent-a-year-exploring-competitive-punning-subculture
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:DD
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." Sod that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist pigs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloomin' thing
A couple of those had me laughing!
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2153.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/60/4b/af/604baf671d016a7d80d82a94caa13fbf--newspaper-puns.jpg)
^hahaha!
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me, today at SparkCon
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Trust you to find the pun.
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lol
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from one of the vendors at SparkCon yesterday - same place as the carrot pic above...
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You are a mean, mean, man.
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They all stink.
bwahahahahaha
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Quote from: mirth on September 17, 2017, 06:38:34 AM
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Bonus points for the motto included from The Grey's promo poster.
Points deducted for a lack of Hannibal Smith photos from The A-Team.
Lots of points deducted for a shocking lack of Darkman photos on the hood.
Nobody under 40 remembers Darkman.
How about Hudson Hawk?
I HATED Hudson Hawk.
At the time I worked at Waldenbooks. I had a manager that LOVED that movie. And when I told him it was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen, he took the pain to describe to me how I was incorrect. I admit it was a rather valid argument, but that never made me re-watch Hudson Hawk. I think I'd rather binge-watch Bruce Willis singing in Seegram's Wine Cooler commercials.
My my my my!
It all boils down to Greybriar's sig.
That's some Inception shit there, Gus.
Quote from: mirth on September 21, 2017, 12:54:11 PM
Nobody under 40 remembers Darkman.
not a lot of people over 40 do, either
Hang on BC, it gets better.
Unlike Darkman.
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:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
You people are legitimately high. Darkman was unreasonably awesome. #:-)
I must however agree that it never got better, since it got demonstrably worse with the sequels. (And... was there a TV show?)
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Quote from: mirth on September 25, 2017, 07:44:07 AM
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Who's the big hairy guy and why is he looking for a potter? Or maybe it's a hairy/Harry thing?
Quote from: mirth on September 25, 2017, 07:41:01 AM
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Now THAT one I laughed at!
1 for 2 ain't bad.
If this were baseball, I'd be the highest paid player of all time for batting .500!
If this were baseball you'd be the designated punner.
If this were baseball we'd all be asleep.
Quote from: Barthheart on September 25, 2017, 08:06:03 PM
If this were baseball we'd all be asleep.
You should be asleep.
Not done with the wine and swimming yet....
^nice
not exactly a pun, but close enough
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and back to the puns!
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(https://i.imgur.com/tKy0w7Z.jpg)
I approve that billboard. :bd:
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Someone's not on the level.
I'm inclined to agree.
To what degree?
Don't be so oblique.
We're going to get a rise out of him.
Try not to burst his bubble.
It's best to keep him on an even keel.
I hope these puns don't fall flat.
Too late
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/e313a674e00fe72c4a836984ca78941c_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
^lol
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Not happy enough ruining the English language you have to take Yes down with it?!
Yes.
Si
Da
Ja
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You're just a terrible person.
(https://i.redd.it/8muju897zfpz.jpg)
(https://i.redd.it/6fc9cbfkknoz.jpg)
(https://i.redd.it/3ww6ckjep6oz.jpg)
And just like that, we have a new terrible person. Congrats! O0
Quote from: MetalDog on October 06, 2017, 10:44:00 AM
You're just a terrible person.
this is news?
MD after our next pun binge:
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and as MD is on his way out....
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Just when I think you people can't go any lower...
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 06, 2017, 11:10:51 AM
and as MD is on his way out....
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...you go and do this!
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 06, 2017, 11:11:52 AM
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and one for Cyrano
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(https://i.imgflip.com/1x5qtp.jpg)
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Quote from: mirth on October 06, 2017, 11:36:39 AM
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that's some next-level shit right there
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(https://i.redd.it/5oy6cwfnbihz.jpg)
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I'm going to stop saying anything. It just seems to encourage you.
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ROFL ;D
eek eek
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Took a minute- I never actually watched any of it.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/1xasjo.jpg)
right in MD's wheelhouse
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Guilty as charged.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/funny_memes_to_get_you_through_the_day_640_31.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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thats how women look at Mirth. :2funny:
So bitter...
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ha
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Quote from: mirth on October 16, 2017, 11:50:26 AM
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Same location as one above?
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^ Officer Toonces soon struck fear into the hearts of the Nefarious Shoe Boys.
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Hahaha
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^ Couldn't get the loan unless he finds someone willing to...
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The lesser-known Battle of Little Big Gulp.
It looks like he's...scalping...prices.
He has a little big horn.
Hope he doesn't get Sioux'd by the little girl down the street selling lemonade, too.
He'd probably teepee her house.
Sounds like evil in tent
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QuoteCostume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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You're a terrible man. And Anthony Kiedis is missing an, "it."
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[yt]https://youtu.be/NF8O9ewd_3k[/yt]
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Dumble....... Door!!! ;D
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 06, 2017, 06:44:18 AM
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Funny!!!! ;D I think you may have just ruined that song for me though.... Like forever!!!. Curse you ya big lemon! :)
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 06, 2017, 01:05:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 06, 2017, 06:44:18 AM
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Funny!!!! ;D I think you may have just ruined that song for me though.... Like forever!!!. Curse you ya big lemon! :)
Trust me, it's for the best.
There's TONS of bad memes out there making fun of that song.
http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=living+on+a+prayer+meme
Chicken on a bear......
Lizard on a chair.....
I'm. Appalled ;D ;D OK fine.... It is funny ;D but still, you guys have just ruined a song that I find inspirational!!!! :knuppel2: ;) I'm never gonna be able to play that song now without thinking of various fruits and animals..... Y'all are big lemons!!!! :bd: :)
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 07, 2017, 07:33:06 AM
Y'all are big lemons!!!! :bd: :)
Yep, most of the old farts around here DO have a sour puss... ;)
Quote from: BanzaiCat on November 07, 2017, 07:35:01 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 07, 2017, 07:33:06 AM
Y'all are big lemons!!!! :bd: :)
Yep, most of the old farts around here DO have a sour puss... ;)
Maybe the occasional squeeze from time to time would sort that out ;)
I think you just gave half of them heart attacks. :o
I wasn't volunteering...... :DD
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 07, 2017, 07:55:57 AM
I wasn't volunteering...... :DD
You were asking to be paid?!?! :o
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^^^^^ hay barthheart that's funny!!! ;D
That scarecrow is certainly out standing in his field.
Probably guarding jean-eticly grown crops
we've had some of these before, but they're still funny
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Good list.
It's not just that they are funny, these are good.
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 08, 2017, 06:48:54 AM
we've had some of these before, but they're still funny
Made me think of these :
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 08, 2017, 06:48:54 AM
we've had some of these before, but they're still funny
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'dyslexic man walks into a bra'....... Hahahaha, funniest joke there, just priceless :2funny: to be fair, they are all really good jokes ;) ;D
If by, 'really good,' you mean, 'so terrible as to hurt my eyes from reading them and my mind from their horrible-ness,' then yes, I totally agree O0
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Quote from: MetalDog on November 11, 2017, 10:07:37 AM
If by, 'really good,' you mean, 'so terrible as to hurt my eyes from reading them and my mind from their horrible-ness,' then yes, I totally agree O0
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Well then... Here's another to wrap your mind around, lol, wouldn't want to deprive you of the awesomeness of our puns!!!!! ;)
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Emily Litella was so right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLeaSWY37I
The world needs an all-female team of bodybuilding pirates
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They can call themselves The Cut Lasses
^ First thing I thought was, "that could be a good name for a Roller Derby team."
A moment of Google-Fu and...of course it is.
https://www.facebook.com/The-Cut-Lasses-Joondalup-370058525968/
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The world needs an all-female team of bodybuilding pirates
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They can call themselves The Cut Lasses
Omg.......... :DD I wanna join!!!!!! I'm from Lancashire, I'm a lass... I'm half way there :arr:
pizza delivery in China
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 13, 2017, 09:50:33 PM
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..... :2funny: :2funny:
Quote from: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2017, 07:01:49 AM
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...... :2funny: :2funny: you guys crack me up!!!!!!! :notworthy:
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^ :2funny:
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Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 11, 2017, 09:10:34 PM
Omg.......... :DD I wanna join!!!!!! I'm from Lancashire, I'm a lass... I'm half way there :arr:
You'll make it I swea-arr.
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OK, I like that one. ;D
Quote from: JasonPratt on November 15, 2017, 09:43:52 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 11, 2017, 09:10:34 PM
Omg.......... :DD I wanna join!!!!!! I'm from Lancashire, I'm a lass... I'm half way there :arr:
You'll make it I swea-arr.
;D ;D ;D.... OOOOH Oh, lemon on a peaaaar!!!!! .... Thanks for the vote of confidence matey.... Arr :arr:
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 15, 2017, 02:10:06 PM
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.......... :DD I think you should be made to wear that jumper..... For the whole of Christmas!!!! :bd:
http://www.pressherald.com/2017/11/15/dentures-left-in-portland-polling-booth-feed-enough-puns-to-set-anyones-teeth-on-edge/
This is a ridiculous setup, but perfect for this thread
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but when you read a good pun
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My boss would love a clock like that!
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-smh-
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You got PhotoBucketed there Emeraldlis... no photo showing up...
Quote from: Barthheart on November 23, 2017, 03:04:08 PM
You got PhotoBucketed there Emeraldlis... no photo showing up...
Thanks Barthheart O0 I've done an edit... This could go either way, a show or a no show again :)
Still no show.....
I can see it OK ???
Quote from: bob48 on November 23, 2017, 05:41:01 PM
I can see it OK ???
Maybe b/c you're on the wrong side of the pond?
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2017, 07:12:16 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 23, 2017, 05:41:01 PM
I can see it OK ???
Maybe b/c you're on the wrong side of the pond?
I think he meant he can see the computer screen.
....what computer screen?
I can see a picture, but it ain't my picture ;D
Quote from: Emeraldlis on November 24, 2017, 10:53:47 AM
I can see a picture, but it ain't my picture ;D
Funny thing is I saw a real picture there yesterday ...
It's Russian tampering
It's an irish-russian conspiracy to make you think you need another slug of whiskey and vodka! Did I see it? Did I not see it?.....
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That's just really weak. Like he wasn't even trying.
Lying down on the job.
You're just making it worse.
Did that one fall flat too? I should just sit this one out.
Whata Lay Z. Boy!
I do tend to barcalounge around.
Those, at least, show a little effort.
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^^ okay that's just really funny!!!!! :DD
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If I've got to work for them, I like it even less :P
Quote from: MetalDog on December 01, 2017, 07:18:46 PM
If I've got to work for them, I like it even less :P
This times 100!! That was so very bad.
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Quote from: Barthheart on December 01, 2017, 01:15:16 PM
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Took me a minute but I LOL'd.
another looooooong setup for a standard-issue Pastis pun
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 03, 2017, 08:40:06 AM
another looooooong setup for a standard-issue Pastis pun
I think you're just in awe of the fact that someone else in this world is willing to go even farther to piss people off than you ;)
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^^.... :2funny: damn that small print!
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HAHAHAWHEEZEHAHAHA
Please do not encourage the man. He's obviously off his meds.
So are the rest of us. :crazy2:
Quote from: MetalDog on December 05, 2017, 07:51:11 PM
Please do not encourage the man. He's obviously off his meds.
Im on the same meds you are and that shits funny.
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truth!
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^lol
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 08, 2017, 06:35:47 AM
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OK, that one cracked us up.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on December 08, 2017, 06:38:32 AM
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I looked... I worked it out... I lol'd a lot :DD
^ I laughed too, but mostly for the nonplussed look on the zebra's face.
And Brant, may you suffer the endless torture of a million vuvuzelas for bringing He-Man into this thread. :tickedoff:
Quote from: Martok on December 10, 2017, 01:15:03 AM
And Brant, may you suffer the endless torture of a million vuvuzelas for bringing He-Man into this thread. :tickedoff:
just for that...
Quote from: Martok on December 10, 2017, 01:15:03 AM
And Brant, may you suffer the endless torture of a million vuvuzelas for bringing He-Man into this thread. :tickedoff:
At least, it wasn't Aquaman.
^ give him time....
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^annnnnnnd......yep, There it is!!!!!!!.... :DD :DD
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joke grenade....
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I'll admit, visual puns I don't necessarily mind so much. There's a certain cleverness to them that I can appreciate.
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Quote from: BanzaiCat on December 02, 2017, 09:37:31 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 01, 2017, 01:15:16 PM
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Took me a minute but I LOL'd.
Ok, I give up. I don't get it. :-[
Oh, he'll go down in HIStory. Ok got it. Damn, that was a hard one.
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https://twitter.com/thinkgeek/status/940961641344192513
Quote from: BanzaiCat on December 12, 2017, 06:44:53 PM
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....... :2funny: Would that be thermal or non-thermal thunder Wear!!!!!!!
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^....... :DD why have 10 when you can have 11!!!!
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At least the weed importers would be up to speed already.
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^... :2funny:
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^nice
^ tanks :crazy2:
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You were headin' a few balls this weekend, weren't you?
^..... :2funny:
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2017, 04:58:50 PM
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I really like that!!!!! :DD :DD you must be sparticus if you know roman numerals ::)
Yeah that's what we call him..... spartacus
Rhymes with miserable bastard
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You're such a...Spartacus :P
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Hehehe
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2017, 05:02:24 PM
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:DD....if Tom hanks has anything to do with it , fedex will not win !!!!
Quote from: mirth on December 21, 2017, 06:39:05 AM
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:DD ...get back in that fridge and don't leave until you've eaten all your greens ....young man !!!! :D
here's a nugget of wisdom for you
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.. ^ :DD
Parts is parts. Fused...
^ I'm confused stags, what does that even mean, lol ;D
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 23, 2017, 04:49:46 AM
^ I'm confused stags, what does that even mean, lol ;D
It might be one of those 'Guess you had to be there' things:
Haven't thought of that ad for years.
How old are we?
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 23, 2017, 08:06:28 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 23, 2017, 04:49:46 AM
^ I'm confused stags, what does that even mean, lol ;D
It might be one of those 'Guess you had to be there' things:
OK., that makes sense now ;D that's funny!!!
[yt]https://youtu.be/3XeI9H2__gM[/yt]
^ the video is playing Brant but there's no sound. Looks like it could be good too!!!!!
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 23, 2017, 12:17:58 PM
^ the video is playing Brant but there's no sound. Looks like it could be good too!!!!!
Audio removed by YouTube due to licensing issues.
http://viprhealthcare.typepad.com/files/fissunix_whole_sex_lotta_machine-the-drumloop-the-guitar-riff-the-super-bad.mp3
That almost makes up for this whole, horrible, thread. Almost.
[yt]https://youtu.be/oG679pmlmo4[/yt]
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 23, 2017, 01:16:38 PM
http://viprhealthcare.typepad.com/files/fissunix_whole_sex_lotta_machine-the-drumloop-the-guitar-riff-the-super-bad.mp3
That's better, it works O0 and it's a flippin awesome song!!!!! Another one for the collection :) I'm liking the Kelly Clarkson Mashup as well, very nice :)
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For nigh on 20 years my favourite joke has been -
What do you call a French man on his holidays
Felipe Fallop
But that has been usurped today by a Christmas cracker joke -
What's beethovens favourite fruit
BAN-AN-NAN-AR!!!!!
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 25, 2017, 02:21:48 PM
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That made me laugh way more than it should ...it's super cheesy , I love it !!!! :DD :DD :DD
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 25, 2017, 03:29:44 PM
For nigh on 20 years my favourite joke has been -
What do you call a French man on his holidays
Felipe Fallop
But that has been usurped today by a Christmas cracker joke -
What's beethovens favourite fruit
BAN-AN-NAN-AR!!!!!
That Beethoven joke cracks me up every time !!!! :DD it actually gets funnier the more that I think about it :DD
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HA!
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Seconded!
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This one should bug the Dickens out of you
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:knuppel2:
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http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
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^I need one of those. I've been buying my bagels pre-sliced in the bread isle because I hate how crumbly the bakery ones get when cut by kitchen or bread knife.
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OK, I want one of those ;D
I think we all do
I think it would be a very 'punny' t-shirt to wear ;D
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^ Okay, I do gotta give props for that. O0
Dear Mr murderer of David Michael Hammond ,
I think your puns are super funny :DD please don't come after me :'(
Yours sincerely
Anonymous ...hopefully !
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Boo :knuppel2:
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^ .... :2funny: :2funny:
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^ im trying to work out the pun :o is this just a happy sloth not being slothful ??? Or , is it a sloth about to say something , but is to lazy to say it ??? Or....none of the above ;D
That's my response to the post above it. A slow warm smile.
^ oh, OK, lol ;D you were diggin' mirths pic O0 I thought maybe I was just missing some really cryptic pun!
Windi - putting the crypt in cryptic
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^lol
That's a 'Shade the sugar tree,' look.
https://twitter.com/MWObs/status/953332575099113477
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One for MD...and Toonces
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That's all well and good until some dumb teen tries to put that car in their mouth.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic....
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord :hug: <:-)
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ha!
For half a second, I was going to tell you, "You're right." Then I saw the pun. Dick.
:hug:
:P
another patented Pastis set-up
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Are you sure you not secretly this Pastis guy and you're doing this to annoy the hell out of me?
Quote from: MetalDog on February 11, 2018, 09:45:29 AM
Are you sure you not secretly this Pastis guy and you're doing this to annoy the hell out of me?
I wouldn't be as broke as I am if I had his money
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https://twitter.com/MystyVander/status/961601411820777472
that's funny :)
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I agree with the rat.
In this case, so do I. That one is nothing short of pathetic.
These arguments are paper-thin.
I know your type, you are a font of knowledge.
You're just tightening the news around the necks of the pun haters.
Fifth columnist!
Jour'nal gonna get me mad with these accusations! :)
Its just a sign of the Times.
You're going to press your luck.
You just had to have the last word.
I can't be write all of the time.
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Someone's getting tea'd-off.
Quote from: Barthheart on February 13, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
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In the late 80s I worked for an aerospace company. They were getting big on TQM - total quality management - and wanted us to drink the koolaid. They were passing out Koala-T Bears, which were little Koala bears that you could clip on things. I brought mine home to my wife, and she thought it was cute so she clipped it to the rear-view mirror of her car.
In less than the a week, the head of the Koala-T Bear fell off. Off the Quality Bear.
Tell me that wasn't a gub'mint operation. :2funny:
Quote from: BanzaiCat on February 14, 2018, 09:24:46 AM
Tell me that wasn't a gub'mint operation. :2funny:
No, our company just did unimportant things, like bring the men on the moon back home (although that was before my time). It was were this guy got into trouble (and that was also before my time):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_John_Boyce
We did have a lot of flight hardware around the lab, and that was treated very seriously, which is why I cringed when I saw this picture. Violating the rules of flight hardware could easily get you fired.
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I assume that's a politician with his utter lack of understanding.
I know you do/have done some important stuff, trailrunner. Didn't mean to be too flippant there.
Quote from: MetalDog on February 14, 2018, 08:31:36 PM
I assume that's a politician with his utter lack of understanding.
Looks like Pence and Rubio.
My ability to identify specific politicians is hampered by my complete lack of watching the news. Ever.
Quote from: MetalDog on February 14, 2018, 09:19:03 PM
My ability to identify specific politicians is hampered by my complete lack of watching the news. Ever.
As long as you can identify over 50% of the monsters in the D&D Monster Manual you are doing just fine. O0
Mission accomplished :bd:
Quote from: BanzaiCat on February 14, 2018, 09:05:08 PM
I know you do/have done some important stuff, trailrunner. Didn't mean to be too flippant there.
No worries. I was playing along with you. :hug:
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Booooooooo
Some good ones there :P
I was just booing the last one.
ROFL..... I could hear Dean Martin singing it as well.
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Someone's wi-fi network-naming game is on point
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^Anybody else see 'Kingsmen: Golden Circle' yet?
Yep
Bayonet Jr is actually downstairs watching it right now
I still need to watch the first one.
First one was a fun watch. Haven't seen the second.
Second one was about as tongue-in-cheek as the first. Not as good as the first one, but it definitely had some great action scenes and camera work. The first one was thoroughly entertaining, and though I didn't think the second one was as good, it was still pretty great.
I can't really talk about the biggest problem I had with the second one without spoiling the first 20 minutes of the movie.
But my 2 other complaints were relatively minor:
1. The 'names' for the Statesmen. I get the King Arthur homages from the Kingsmen, b/c they were referring to actual people. But naming agents after kinds of drinks? That was just dorky. There were better/smarter/more appropriate options available than having an agent running around named "Tequila"
2. The bro-country cover of "Word Up". Whatever 'genius' thought that up needs to be sentenced to work for Uwe Boll for the next decade.
Too bad Uwe retired.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on February 19, 2018, 09:00:51 PM
Too bad Uwe retired.
no, that's a perfect penance for that person
/sarcasm :P
Shazbot.
The Rampage series is actually fairly good, considering Boll did them.
His track record is something on the good:bad ratio of 1:100, so that's not great, but not everything he does is terrible. Then again a broken clock is right twice a day, so...
https://twitter.com/MichaelGalanin/status/966037498085498880
:2funny:
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 17, 2018, 08:30:02 PM
Someone's wi-fi network-naming game is on point
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Oh man, I am actually crying after reading that. ;D
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oy that was bad all around
You just gotta find the right angle with these jokes.
sadly most of them fail to shape up
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 21, 2018, 02:29:12 PM
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That was even funnier on the second read through :2funny:
It was funny on the first one?
It's a tongue twister, they're always better on the second go round :D
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^hahahahaha!
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I lol'd at that one. But it was in agreement with Ringo's sentiment.
^ im still laughing ;D I suspect that the punchline might pop back into my head a few more times later on...and I'll be laughing again :2funny: And all at the expense of the Beatles ....I may never be able to walk the streets of Liverpool again ! :hide:
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Heh heh
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^ haaaa, now THAT's bad ;D
That's awesome!
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 26, 2018, 06:31:08 PM
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Quote from: BanzaiCat on February 26, 2018, 07:14:50 PM
^ haaaa, now THAT's bad ;D
I think it's actually 600 points.
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^nice
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The bricks one is pretty alright. Alice in Chains is an all timer :notworthy:
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ha!
QuoteRecently researchers tried to determine the effects of marijuana on various abilities to navigate. For test subjects they chose the Arctic tern, a bird that makes a prodigious yearly migration that spans over 18,000 miles round trip. The plan was to feed the birds food laced with THC and then measure how far off course the banded birds flew. Unfortunately the lab assistant was new at the job and did not account for a control group. That's right.He left no tern unstoned.
Why do you hate me?
^ oh good lord! No tern unstoned :DD he hates us all!!!!!!!
Quote from: Barthheart on February 27, 2018, 12:28:52 PM
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That's funny :2funny:
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QuoteVan Gogh's Family Tree
- His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
- The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
- The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop an Gogh
- The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
- The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
- His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh
- His Mexican cousin - A mee Gogh
- The Mexican cousin's American half-brother - Ring Gogh
- The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells-far Gogh
- The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh
- The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh
- The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh
- His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh
- The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh
- An aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to Gogh
- The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh
- A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
- And his niece who traveled the country in a van - Winnie Bay Gogh
And when they all piled into the turbo-charged 14 passenger Chevy with the artist's first name painted on each side to race off down the streets all the neighbors would shout out:
"Look at that Vincent Van Gogh!"
Oh, by the way, Vincent's last name is actually pronounced with a hard 'gh' much like the way a Scot pronounces 'Loch'.
Wha?!
'Zactly
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2018, 04:26:14 PM
Oh, by the way, Vincent's last name is actually pronounced with a hard 'gh' much like the way a Scot pronounces 'Loch'.
killjoy.... L:-)
Hey, at least I played along before getting pedantic.
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Mirths best costume yet!
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You're just a very bad man. And not in a good way.
Quote from: MetalDog on March 06, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
You're just a very bad man. And not in a good way.
:smitten:
Quote from: MetalDog on March 06, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
You're just a very bad man. And not in a good way.
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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Where are the 'scary bits'?
https://twitter.com/Aviation_Intel/status/972715830696804352
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QuoteCharles Dickens walks into a bar.
BARTENDER: What'l it be mate?
CHARLES: Martini.
BARTENDER: Olive 'r Twist?
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https://twitter.com/deusexcinema/status/973556159083884544
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 13, 2018, 09:29:29 AM
QuoteCharles Dickens walks into a bar.
BARTENDER: What'l it be mate?
CHARLES: Martini.
BARTENDER: Olive 'r Twist?
:2funny: :2funny:
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https://twitter.com/studentactivism/status/973590158091149312
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Quote from: mirth on March 14, 2018, 06:08:27 PM
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:DD
Quote from: mirth on March 14, 2018, 06:08:27 PM
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:hide:
G R O A N
^True story, I'm having one right now. :smitten:
Quote from: bbmike on March 14, 2018, 06:42:31 PM
^True story, I'm having one right now. :smitten:
:bd:
Quote from: trailrunner on March 14, 2018, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 14, 2018, 06:08:27 PM
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:hide:
G R O A N
QFT
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https://twitter.com/coffeeshopjihad/status/975719967151869952
careful - you're going to get Star all worked up
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Quote from: mirth on March 14, 2018, 06:08:27 PM
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I don't get it ::) is it "something" on the rocks? Can't work out what the something is.... Or if its even "on the rocks" ;D
The dispenser full of tape. It's known as 'Scotch tape.' So, it's Scotch on the rocks. You were sooooo close. O0
That must hurt so much, MD, for you to have to explain a pun. ;)
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Quote from: Barthheart on March 21, 2018, 01:51:01 PM
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:DD
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape. It's known as 'Scotch tape.' So, it's Scotch on the rocks. You were sooooo close. O0
OK.. That's funny :2funny: thanks MD O0
Quote from: Emeraldlis on March 21, 2018, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape. It's known as 'Scotch tape.' So, it's Scotch on the rocks. You were sooooo close. O0
OK.. That's funny :2funny: thanks MD O0
I didn't get it either. Thanks for taking one for the team!
After getting sick on it while playing Risk in college, the word "scotch" is no longer in my vocabulary.
Quote from: bobarossa on March 21, 2018, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on March 21, 2018, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 21, 2018, 05:57:07 AM
The dispenser full of tape. It's known as 'Scotch tape.' So, it's Scotch on the rocks. You were sooooo close. O0
OK.. That's funny :2funny: thanks MD O0
I didn't get it either. Thanks for taking one for the team!
After getting sick on it while playing Risk in college, the word "scotch" is no longer in my vocabulary.
I will admit, it took me a minute to get it, too. I groaned, out loud, once I figured it out. But if you got a good laugh out of it, then I am happy to oblige :)
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That's just unnecessary levels of torture. :knuppel2:
and yet it fits you like a glove.
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Two letters. One of them is F and the other one isn't.
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^ Since that is blasphemous, I KNOW I've posted it before... ;D
Jesus forgives you.
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Quote from: BanzaiCat on April 02, 2018, 07:09:57 PM
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LOL. Ain't falling for that again. You got me twice. There won't be a third time!
Is this the 'catch me as I fall backwards' teambuilder exercise?
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^That must be framed, and on my kitchen wall.
Quote from: trailrunner on April 12, 2018, 08:23:17 PM
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I was just thinking it had been a while since I groused about one of these. Consider this your grousing. :knuppel2:
Quote from: MetalDog on April 12, 2018, 10:20:40 PM
I was just thinking it had been a while since I groused about one of these. Consider this your grousing. :knuppel2:
You're welcome.
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something completely different that I'm sure MetalDog will actually approve of...
https://twitter.com/lvlightsfc/status/984854833483079681
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Quote from: mirth on April 21, 2018, 06:27:43 PM
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go up a few posts, amigo :)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 23, 2018, 12:10:24 PM
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mine's better
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God help me but my ten year old grandson has discovered puns. Not an hour ago he comes up to me and says,
"Grandpa. If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive potato, who would he be"?
Shaking my head, I say "I give up, Jonah. Who would he be"?
He cracks a huge smile. "Spudderman".
Groannnnnn.......but hell, it's as good as some of the other puns on this thread.
^ :DD
Don't encourage him, mirth, or I'll send him to stay with Uncle Mirthie for the summer. Of course, as long as he brings his IPad you won't even know he's there ;D
Sounds like Jonah needs a long weekend with uncle Metal Dog.
Quote from: OJsDad on April 21, 2018, 07:00:21 PM
Sounds like Jonah needs a long weekend with uncle Metal Dog.
this >:D
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 21, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.
He wouldn't be spouting puns anymore though ;)
Quote from: MetalDog on April 21, 2018, 10:47:46 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 21, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.
He wouldn't be spouting puns anymore though ;)
Don't be so sure
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It's going to take a few years, but, next time I see you, you're going to pay for these :knuppel2:
Quote from: MetalDog on April 22, 2018, 09:03:03 AM
It's going to take a few years, but, next time I see you, you're going to pay for these :knuppel2:
I hope you're talking about Mirth... ;D
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No matter what the Whitney Houston question is, the answer is cocaine.
^Winner!!
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^At least 3 or 4 of those also worked at Car Talk Studios.
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Baby steps ;)
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Ha!
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I'm fairly certain MD is not one of those people. :))
You are a terrible man, Brant. :P
And Stagger is right.
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ha!
'Dandy Lions' would be a good band name, kind of like the Dandy Warhols, but with a more Neo-Edwardian/Quadrophenia vibe.
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 05, 2018, 09:24:30 PM
'Dandy Lions' would be a good band name.
They exist in the UK :
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That's just bad, Brant.
Sounds like you need a fish tank.....
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You took a bad thing and made it worse #:-)
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 11, 2018, 05:15:22 AM
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The school will be buttoned up tomorrow.
I'm glad those circles were on there, otherwise I totally would have missed the jokes! ::)
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Ha!
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Quote from: BanzaiCat on May 18, 2018, 08:51:05 PM
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That song bugs the crap out of me, but, as soon as I saw the meme, I was singing it as I read. Made me laugh. You are a terrible man :P
I hope this pun isn't too deep for you guys ;)
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https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1004045770935263233
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So....many.....puns! Self destruct sequence initiated. 10....9.....8.....
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You should have your internet privileges revoked for the day.
Quote from: MetalDog on June 10, 2018, 11:11:30 PM
You should have your internet privileges revoked for the day.
given that I have to be online working remotely for today, I would
love to have my privileges revoked today :)
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Cant believe they let her on with a knife.
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:DD
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Jesus shit, Brant! What has Origins DONE to you! That was AWful!!!
I Laughed at that much more than I should have done. Even Mrs B had a good chuckle.
Well that's what you two have to look forward to if you come to Origins. Lots and lots of bad puns.
Heaven :D
bobbarian :P
<smirk>
Quote from: MetalDog on June 16, 2018, 07:18:26 AM
bobbarian :P
A Pun! A Pun! :D
One of us... one of us.....
He had to crack eventually.
Quote from: MetalDog on June 16, 2018, 07:18:26 AM
bobbarian :P
Thanks, now i have a backup for when I find Bobarossa is taken!
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I have a hat just like that.
I thought yours was made of bourbon bottles.
I have that one too.
O0
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Quote from: mirth on June 22, 2018, 08:17:12 AM
I have a hat just like that.
Please say it's not made of PBRs.
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Whose the RHCP who looks like a younger (and non-scarred) Tommy Flanagan?
He's the new guitar player who was born after the first two albums were released
(I'm exaggerating but not by much... He was born in 79)
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this one is for everyone except MD
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This one especially for MD.
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You're just a mean, mean, man.
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The square root of tree no less!
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Those are just awful.
Quote from: MetalDog on July 08, 2018, 02:30:30 PM
Those are just awful.
Relief is in site. Bama football kickoff September 1. Less than 2 months away.
You're barking up the wrong tree; our puns will not just get up and leaf because of some footballs or something.
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^Not my fault you live near some crappy teams. Let me help you out:
SEC SEC SEC
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ROFL :DD
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Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 12, 2018, 06:59:35 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on July 09, 2018, 09:34:55 PM
SEC SEC SEC
...Securities and Exchange Commission?
SouthEastern Conference. Your college football Lord and Masters.
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Quote from: MetalDog on July 12, 2018, 09:42:56 PM
SouthEastern Conference. Your college football Lord and Masters.
Dude, I know this. Texas A&M is virtually in my backyard.
Quote from: BanzaiCat on July 19, 2018, 04:30:25 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on July 12, 2018, 09:42:56 PM
SouthEastern Conference. Your college football Lord and Masters.
Dude, I know this. Texas A&M is virtually in my backyard.
When you reply with sarcasm (Securities & Exchange Commission), you should expect sarcasm back. Except for the Lord and Masters part. That's really true.
Sarcasm? Me? I don't know what you're talking about, MD. I would never imply such a thing.
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^ Paging Bison!
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 23, 2018, 04:42:32 PM
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That was just painful to read. But put it in the Bison summoning manual. I'm sure he felt the vibranium through the Force.
Quote from: Barthheart on July 23, 2018, 08:30:18 AM
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You can ram jam them lamps where the light will not be seen! :knuppel2:
where the buffalo roam.
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I hate puns myself, but I'm raven about this one ::) :2funny:
And here I always thought you liked me, Steelie :( :P
...........but he likes puns even more.................
I love ya, brother Dawg, but when a pun actually makes me laugh instead of groan, I gotta share it :smitten:
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Quote from: Steelgrave on July 25, 2018, 09:28:59 AM
I love ya, brother Dawg, but when a pun actually makes me laugh instead of groan, I gotta share it :smitten:
I'm with ya'. I've got two a few posts back.
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-25189.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Booooo!
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/daily-morning-awesomeness-42-photos-257.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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^ :DD
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/weekend-morning-awesomeness-38-photos-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
You are both terrible people.
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oh jesus.....
decided to give Dawg a break and post something cool
a mechanical pong game
(https://i.imgur.com/vFHcUkc.gif)
Thanks, Windi. That's pretty cool!
Now what he going to secretly laugh at.
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(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/076/135/92e.png)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-22.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1025942762535956480
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(https://i.imgur.com/7cXk9J4.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/6OEYtvI.jpg)
^I laughed at that much more than I should have done.
Quote from: bob48 on August 11, 2018, 06:45:57 AM
^I laughed at that much more than I should have done.
the laughter of experience?
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(https://img.memecdn.com/pun-pun-pun_o_5049837.jpg)
I haven't been catching up recently, but just in case...
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(https://i.imgur.com/mVZjHLn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/LIXtvT7.jpg)
"Sir Sean, the limo folks are on the phone- what time do you want arrive at Wimbledon?"
"Say, Tennish?"
I feel about 80% sure that particular Sean-photo is from The Rock. O0
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OK, we had a good chuckle at that one.
"we"? Royal plural again? ;D
Well, Den saw it as well, and she thought it was funny, hence the 'we'.
.........smeghead!............
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/screen-shot-2018-08-21-at-1-49-16-pm.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
I owe you a flick to the back of the noggin' for that. Next time I see you :knuppel2:
Then you'll really like this one...
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-1110.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
:D
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:D
Make it two :knuppel2: :knuppel2:
(https://img.humo.be/q100/w850/h/img_186/1861275.jpg) (https://img.humo.be/q100/w850/h/img_186/1861317.jpg)
ROFL :DD
^Agreed! :DD
They are very active in Indian Hills Colorado.
(https://img.humo.be/q100/w850/h/img_186/1861279.jpg) (https://img.humo.be/q100/w850/h/img_186/1861309.jpg) (https://img.humo.be/q100/w850/h/img_186/1861277.jpg)
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That face, and the memory of that movie, still scare the bejesus out of me.
^What Dawg said. I was 18 when I saw that movie and I think I slept with a light on for a week! :o
I has a similar experience. Not sure I've ever been quite right since! <twitch, twitch>
Love those madrigals.
Let the Oktoberpuns.... commence!
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I laughed at that one far more than I should have done........................
You and me both, brother!
Most of us have been here, done that.......
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<snort>
oh deary deary me <shakes head>
bwhahahaha.