Kentucky Fried Chicken Game Console

Started by airboy, December 24, 2020, 12:47:43 PM

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Sir Slash

I bet the other consoles will be crying, 'fowl' over this.  :2funny:
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al_infierno

Who would want to stick a crumbly piece of greasy chicken directly inside their gaming rig?  WHY??
A War of a Madman's Making - a text-based war planning and political survival RPG

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If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
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Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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JasonPratt

Quote from: al_infierno on December 25, 2020, 12:15:12 AM
Who would want to stick a crumbly piece of greasy chicken directly inside their gaming rig?  WHY??

Kids used to feed food to VCRs all the time!

(....um, for any kids here, VCR stands for video tape recorder. We used to watch things, usually movies, on TV this way, and also record things from TV to watch later.)
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Gusington



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SirAndrewD

Finally the perfect console for this...

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