Tanks!

Started by bayonetbrant, February 18, 2013, 08:51:35 AM

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BanzaiCat

 ;D

Okay, okay...



Apparently this is a Progvev-T Gasdynamic trawler, which is basically a T-34 with a freaking MiG-15 jet engine attached to it. Never heard of this before, but apparently it's for mine clearing.

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

they use similar tanks for NBC decontamination.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Steelgrave

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2014, 11:52:01 PM
they use similar tanks for MSNBC decontamination.

Yet, like a cockroach, Chris Matthews is still there  :P

GDS_Starfury

best to nuke it from orbit.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

It's the only way to be sure.

mirth

If one Mig-15 engine isn't enough, try 2 Mig-21 engines:

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Thunderbirds are a GO!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\

Centurion40

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 08, 2014, 10:27:07 AM
Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\

Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 08, 2014, 11:47:18 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 08, 2014, 10:27:07 AM
Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\



not creepy at all
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

"Before there were battlefield drones there was the Pz.Kpfw 'Giraffe'..."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

endfire79

BAE Black Knight?

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."