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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: LongBlade on April 10, 2015, 10:26:26 AM

Title: That's not BS
Post by: LongBlade on April 10, 2015, 10:26:26 AM
It's something else entirely.

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QuoteThe Mower County Sheriff's office is investigating a major theft from a southern Minnesota farm.

Police say someone stole vials of bull semen from a dairy farm in Leroy worth about $70,000.

source: http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/04/09/police-70k-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-minnesota-farm/
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 10, 2015, 11:36:02 AM
If I could sell mine for 70 large for four pints...I'd be sore. Or dead from trying.  :buck2:
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: LongBlade on April 10, 2015, 11:54:53 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?

Yeah. Something about "spackling."
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: LongBlade on April 10, 2015, 12:00:48 PM
...and while we're already discussing poop et al...

QuotePolice say someone who attempted to steal a truck parked outside a Des Moines home instead took a bag of dog poop.

The Des Moines Police Department responded to a report of an attempted burglary around 4:45 p.m. Wednesday. Upon arrival, a man told police someone broke into the driver's side door of his truck sometime last month.

According to a police report, the person who tried to steal the truck checked the bed of the vehicle and grabbed what turned out to be "a bag of dog feces."

Police say they haven't identified any suspects in the crime, but that he or she could face third-degree burglary charges.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/1Jsv4xS ) that the dog poop has been valued at $1.

source: https://news.yahoo.com/police-des-moines-man-reports-stolen-bag-dog-183042864.html
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: Martok on April 11, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
I have my whiffle-bat ready.  :knuppel2: 

Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: Staggerwing on April 11, 2015, 01:17:54 PM
Quote from: Martok on April 11, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
I have my whiffle-bat ready.  :knuppel2: 



Just keep a few ready snowballs in your freezer- after all those years in Fla they will be like kryptonite to him.
Title: Re: That's not BS
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 11, 2015, 03:33:53 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 11, 2015, 01:17:54 PM
Just keep a few ready snowballs in your freezer