That's not BS

Started by LongBlade, April 10, 2015, 10:26:26 AM

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LongBlade

It's something else entirely.



QuoteThe Mower County Sheriff's office is investigating a major theft from a southern Minnesota farm.

Police say someone stole vials of bull semen from a dairy farm in Leroy worth about $70,000.

source: http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/04/09/police-70k-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-minnesota-farm/
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
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If I could sell mine for 70 large for four pints...I'd be sore. Or dead from trying.  :buck2:

LongBlade

Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?

Yeah. Something about "spackling."
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

...and while we're already discussing poop et al...

QuotePolice say someone who attempted to steal a truck parked outside a Des Moines home instead took a bag of dog poop.

The Des Moines Police Department responded to a report of an attempted burglary around 4:45 p.m. Wednesday. Upon arrival, a man told police someone broke into the driver's side door of his truck sometime last month.

According to a police report, the person who tried to steal the truck checked the bed of the vehicle and grabbed what turned out to be "a bag of dog feces."

Police say they haven't identified any suspects in the crime, but that he or she could face third-degree burglary charges.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/1Jsv4xS ) that the dog poop has been valued at $1.

source: https://news.yahoo.com/police-des-moines-man-reports-stolen-bag-dog-183042864.html
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
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Quote from: Martok on April 11, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2015, 10:55:06 AM
Didn't Star say he was taking a trip to Minnesota?
I have my whiffle-bat ready.  :knuppel2: 



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