Psst...Hey, Martok!

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undercovergeek

Id build the 'for sale' sign quicker than the human eye

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

^  Yup, definitely time to break out the flame-thrower again! 
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Centurion40

Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\
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Staggerwing

Quote from: Centurion40 on March 09, 2015, 01:20:48 PM
Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\

Somewhere far, far away like Halifax?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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LongBlade

Quote from: Centurion40 on March 09, 2015, 01:20:48 PM
Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\

I went to the YouTube page for answers. Didn't find a location but some of the comments are LOLz.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

Could be somewhere in Florida.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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GDS_Starfury

nah, we got lizards, geckos and iguanas and stuff down here to eat em.+
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on March 09, 2015, 10:17:33 PM
Could be somewhere in Florida.

Yeah, I'm thinking US for sure. They look like wolf spiders to me.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on March 09, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.

One of the comments on YouTube is hilarious - it recommends setting fire to it from the outside. If you do it from the inside they'll all escape :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

Quote from: LongBlade on March 10, 2015, 10:53:46 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 09, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.

One of the comments on YouTube is hilarious - it recommends setting fire to it from the outside. If you do it from the inside they'll all escape :)

Right there, that's good advice.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

Seeing all the "Nope" comments is pretty funny too. 



I also cracked up at this one: 
QuoteTrain them to be your army of the night and become a super-villain.

And its response: 
QuoteDoor to Door salesman rings the bell - "Release the Spiders"

;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Centurion40

Looks like it could be season 2 of Penny Dreadful.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

Longblade be like



then Martok be like

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