2014 World Cup Running Commentary

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GDS_Starfury

#150
July 08, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
I don't care where it came from.  it's brilliant!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MikeGER

#151
July 09, 2014, 03:17:12 AM

..first we take Manhatten then we take Berlin...  well, Rio next ;)

bayonetbrant

#152
July 09, 2014, 05:33:20 AM
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Staggerwing

#153
July 09, 2014, 05:46:06 PM
 :(



Maybe next time...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#154
July 09, 2014, 06:26:27 PM
so who won?  I need to pre-plan my snarkyness now.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#155
July 09, 2014, 06:29:10 PM
having said that a UK/Argentine match would have been awesome.
a German/Argentine match will get lots of Odessa comments.
and a Netherlands/German match would be gold.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MikeGER

#156
July 09, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
the Netherland got just renamed to the Neverlands  ;)
(i would have liked to play against them ...its bigger fun to win) 

Staggerwing

#157
July 09, 2014, 06:55:00 PM
Hrrmpf!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JudgeDredd

#158
July 10, 2014, 01:19:09 AM
Well...given who's left

Kommen auf Deutsch!!
Alba gu' brath

GDS_Starfury

#159
July 10, 2014, 01:23:01 AM
well, if Germany loses the team members can always defect.  it's not like it hasn't happened before.  :P
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#160
July 10, 2014, 07:26:45 AM
I still think the Dutch would have won prior to the shootout.  For that, they ran out of player changes (it would have been great if they could have put the backup goalie like a few days ago).
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

bayonetbrant

#161
July 10, 2014, 08:23:41 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 09, 2014, 06:29:10 PMhaving said that a UK/Argentine match would have been awesome.

They did that in '86 when the war was still fresh on everyone's mind.  That was the Hand of God game when Maradona cheated his way to a victory.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#162
July 10, 2014, 09:57:08 AM
There's so many jokes about Germany killing Brazil that I just can't take an neymar



The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

TheCommandTent

#163
July 10, 2014, 04:30:49 PM
^ That has to be a straight red for that pun


For those of you soccer haters out there enjoy...

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

BanzaiCat

#164
July 10, 2014, 04:33:51 PM
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