Streaming Gems (Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc.)

[Sir Slash]

Those girls scare me because they usually have big guns or knives or tanks or something besides big tiddays. Marge on the other hand is totally passive, more to my tastes. Got to do something with the hair though.

[Gusington]

You need to meet The Wife, one day.

[Sir Slash]

Deal. Does she like pugs?

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Madani looks like ET in a wig to me.


AGENT MADANI






E.T.

[Sir Slash]

ET: Extra Tasty!   :-*

[Gusington]

 

I am questioning my entire existence while staring at ET with a wig.

The Wife loves dogs. Our own dog is 125 pounds of dufus (Swiss Mountain Dog) and we are dogsitting her parents dog (Rottie) until April, who is 150 pounds of slobber.

[bbmike]

Deal. Does she like pugs?

Who wouldn't like pugs?  ::)

[Sir Slash]

True that! More of a rhetorical question really. Kind of like, "Do you enjoy going to the Dentist"?

[BanzaiCat]

Pugs are drama queens.

[Gusington]

I used to love going to the dentist because he hired hot female dental hygenists. I had one for years who would press her rack against my face every single time I was there, ostensibly to reach over me to grab some tool or something. I never complained. Somebody must have because she's been gone for a few years 😢

[Sir Slash]

Smart girl. That's how they make sure you keep your mouth wide open the whole time.  :bd:

[Gusington]

Yeah it worked. She smelled like lavender and mint.

[Sir Slash]

Is that what she called them? My Dental Hygenist calls her's, 'No Look' and, 'No Touch'.  :-\

[Gusington]

^You go to the wrong dentist.

[Sir Slash]

I like all my doctors. I've just got to remember not to get the Dentist visits mixed-up with the Colonoscopy visits.  <:-)