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Started by TheCommandTent, January 10, 2013, 10:13:21 PM

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Longdan

Who says it was the last?  I heard Old Bill made a pass a Mother Theresa and The Pope.
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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 21, 2013, 07:39:46 PM
Ok, our next entry in the caption this thread is from today's inauguration festivities.   ;D




"Hmmm, it looks like nothing would stick to that scarf!"
Any time is a good time for pie.

Longdan

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TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 25, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
Next up



Oh, SH*T!!  I thought you were extinct?!?!?!


Alternately...


"If I just lay here and play dead, maybe he'll go away."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Longdan

This circle of life shit sucks.


Freakin' NUNS FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!
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GDS_Starfury

somewhere here is an aquaman comment.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


W8taminute

How many times do I have to tell you?!?!  THIS...IS...MY...SWIMMING POOL!!!!!
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Arctic Blast

The results after the penguin asked to see his war face...

Centurion40

Jeeze Saint Peter, the last thing that I remember was telling a seal to go "f" himself.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Someone's got major tuna breath.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Longdan

For the "older" TV fans:

"You see that Elizabeth?  I'm acomin' to join ya Honey!"
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mirth

Quote from: Longdan on January 29, 2013, 11:13:26 AM
For the "older" TV fans:

"You see that Elizabeth?  I'm acomin' to join ya Honey!"

Fred Sanford. Nice.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus