The Librarians

Started by GDS_Starfury, December 07, 2014, 10:46:35 PM

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GDS_Starfury

while a blatant rip off of Warehouse 13 I like it.  O0
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

in fact I can kinda see SoM'bitch playing the lead character.

where is that fucker anyway?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

actually they threw in a hefty dose of Doctor Who in the mix with this.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


endfire79

I was just watching this on Space channel tonight, not bad.  Some interesting credits in the roll call besides Romjin.  I remember both Lindy Booth (Cassandra, red head) and Matt Frewer (bad guy, great actor) from the Dawn of the Dead remake.  Bob Neuhart was a surprise :)
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BanzaiCat

Haven't seen this yet, but the original trilogy of Librarian movies are worth a view if you have not seen 'em.

GDS_Starfury

The Naughty Librarian trilogy?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

I saw the first three with Noah Whiley(sp?) but have not heard of any newer ones.


Got a link?
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BanzaiCat

I'd suggest you Google "naughty librarian porn videos," but what the hell am I thinking - you probably have those things bookmarked.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Staggerwing on December 08, 2014, 08:10:08 AM
I saw the first three with Noah Whiley(sp?) but have not heard of any newer ones.


Got a link?

They're a collection of TNT movies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Librarian_%28franchise%29

Wyle's a good actor and even though the entire thing feels like an Indiana Jones rip-off, it's still entertaining.

OJsDad

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 08, 2014, 08:10:34 AM
I'd suggest you Google "naughty librarian porn videos," but what the hell am I thinking - you probably have those things bookmarked.

Star bookmarks all the movies he was a fluffer in them. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

GDS_Starfury

you seem to forget that women need fluffers to.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 08, 2014, 08:11:47 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 08, 2014, 08:10:08 AM
I saw the first three with Noah Whiley(sp?) but have not heard of any newer ones.


Got a link?

They're a collection of TNT movies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Librarian_%28franchise%29

Wyle's a good actor and even though the entire thing feels like an Indiana Jones rip-off, it's still entertaining.

ok, so Warehouse 13 is a rip off of this story.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.