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Title: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
Post by: besilarius on July 08, 2019, 08:34:19 PM

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

All those alien abductions? It was a trucker.

Title: Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
Post by: DoctorQuest on July 08, 2019, 08:40:10 PM

Are we sure he is not really from Florida?

Title: Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
Post by: SirAndrewD on July 08, 2019, 09:11:17 PM

Fake News! (Literally, the website is a homage of Weekly World News)

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/

Title: Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
Post by: besilarius on July 09, 2019, 06:01:40 AM

Damn!
Was looking forward to the Spielberg sequel to Close Encounters.
Maybe the X Files could use this for an episode.

Title: Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
Post by: airboy on July 10, 2019, 12:03:32 AM

I went to the website and discovered Canada is sending spies to Vermont to sabotage the maple sugar harvest in anger over Trump!

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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on July 08, 2019, 08:34:19 PM