Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Staggerwing

She could be keeping spiders in other places...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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MetalDog

If a spider can get in and out of there freely, Martok is going to have to strap a 2' by 4' to his ass so he doesn't fall in.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

if she likes spiders that much then shes used to little pricks.   ;)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat


steve58

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Martok

Ha.  Now *that's* funny! 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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Nefaro

That vid's hilarious. 

I came to post it, but figured someone had already done so in this thread.  ;D

undercovergeek

aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

LongBlade

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

Quote from: LongBlade on September 19, 2014, 12:26:08 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.

is his 'man licence' international?

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I thought Ziggy Stardust already did this.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em
Ugh!!  :buck2: 

Well, I've been thinking about upgrading my flamethrower.  If so, I could send you the old one! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MetalDog

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:31:38 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 19, 2014, 12:26:08 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 19, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.

is his 'man licence' international?

Yup.  You just have to provide transportation, lodging and square it with my boss for the time off.  If you are truly terrified of the prospect, get some glueboards, cardboard with sticky stuff on them, and place them around the room next to the baseboards.  That'll help immensely.  Although, you'll have to see the results of your spider wrangling and you may not be pleased with the results.  YMMV
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

pffft ill watch a spider stuck to a glue board all day   :knuppel2:

MetalDog

Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob