Florida deserves its own thread

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mirth

Quote from: bawbs flying stache on June 26, 2017, 11:04:42 AM
Nein, it vas our understandink that du vas to be in charge uff the hiringk uff dieses svetshop employees, ja? You insisted vhen du found outen that they vould all be Filipino girls betveen 21 und 30.

That's fair.
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bawbs flying stache

Quote from: bob48 on June 26, 2017, 11:06:31 AM
Now what are you up to, you little hairy bugger?

Oh, du know, conquering Europen, bombing uff the southern Englanders, und drinking beer from steins shaped like ze SS leadershippen's busts.

bob48

Don't talk about busts. last time you got excited and look what happened to Poland.
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Sir Slash

That's where my SS Leadershippen Beer Steins I ordered ended-up? Dammit!
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bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

I got the beer stains. Right next to the Pizza sauce stains and in between the Picante and Hot Wing sauce ones. And that's the shirt I put on this morning.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

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Sir Slash

The next penis that guy will be holding in his hand will probably be his own. If he can get the gator to cough it back up.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

Large Alligator Killed in Florida

(fucking mutant-sized monster)

https://scottiestoybox.com/2010/09/15/large-alligator-killed-in-florida/

...that's a full-sized buck it has in its jaws:




Gusington

That looks like a frikkin' terrorsaurus.


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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

Looks like he got horned into that one.

Gusington



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-JudgeDredd

bbmike

If you read the comments it seems there's some fake news going on.
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