Psst...Hey, Martok!

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LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

Quote from: LongBlade on October 08, 2014, 09:42:21 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 08, 2014, 09:34:06 PM
something useful for Martok:  http://complete-health-and-happiness.com/9-natural-ways-keep-spiders-home-2/

Fire is natural.
Heh, my thoughts exactly.  ;)  Although I'm amused by the thought of keeping them away with peppermint as well. 

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LongBlade

QuoteA home with prime views of the third and fourth holes at Whitmoor Country Club has been vacant for two years because of a creepy crawly problem.

The home was infested with between 4,500 and 6,000 brown recluse spiders, according to one estimate.

The previous homeowners abandoned the 2,400-square-foot atrium ranch after years of pesticide treatments couldn't curb the invasion.

source: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/extreme-case-of-brown-recluse-spiders-drives-owners-from-weldon/article_02e0dcb3-a772-5c47-84ce-ede4e21df346.html
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

I read that story back on Friday as well.  I knew it wouldn't be long before it got posted here.  :P 


Yeah, reading that definitely gave me the heebie-jeebies; I can scarcely even imagine the horror.  :-\  I feel bad for the owners too, essentially getting screwed/stiffed by both the previous owners and the insurance company. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Waitin' to catch himself a nice n' tasty little Hyundai no doubt.

When he's done with 'em the family inside will resemble the stick-figure decals on their back window...
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LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

nope.  it was an actual thing in England.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Martok

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 14, 2014, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 13, 2014, 11:40:27 PM
nope.  it was an actual thing in England.

http://www.viralnova.com/giant-spider/
WTF??!  He moved the web so that the giant spider wouldn't be disturbed??  :o 

There's something seriously messed up with that guy... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart


Martok

^  And that's when I would move.  To another town, at the very least. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 14, 2014, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 13, 2014, 11:40:27 PM
nope.  it was an actual thing in England.

http://www.viralnova.com/giant-spider/

Wow. Learn something new every day. Looks a lot like our orb spinners, but about ten times larger.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.