GrogHeads Forum

Digital Gaming => Computer Gaming => Topic started by: Jarhead0331 on March 06, 2018, 02:30:12 PM

Title: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Jarhead0331 on March 06, 2018, 02:30:12 PM
 :2funny:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer__How_to_Talk_to_Girls/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer__How_to_Talk_to_Girls/)

Quote
Ready to take your skills with women to the next level?

Super Seducer is the world’s most realistic seduction simulator. It puts you in everyday scenarios (a coffee shop, the office, a bar) and lets you do practically whatever you want, to see how it plays out with beautiful women.

As you make your moves, renowned seduction guru Richard La Ruina (featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, The BBC, Piers Morgan) provides you with feedback for every choice you make, delving into the psychology and the hundreds of hidden secrets that separate seduction masters from everybody else.

Here’s the bottom line: if you make the right choices in the game, you’ll make the right choices in your life.

So, if you’ve ever run out of things to say, gotten stuck in the friend zone, or don’t know when to make your move - then this game will transform your love life forever.

It doesn’t matter who you are, how old you are, or what you look like - by the time you’re finished playing Super Seducer you’ll be able to attract and keep women who previously seemed unattainable.


Key Features:

Chick Magnet - Charm your way to getting those sweet digits like a pro by using tried and true attraction “hacks”.


Seduction School - Discover state-of-the-art seduction secrets from the master himself, Richard La Ruina, Europe’s top dating guru and best-selling author of “The Natural: How to Effortlessly Attract The Women You Want.”


Choose Your Own Adventure - Super Seducer contains eleven hours of live-action footage, 520 choices and multiple endings for players to test out their skills. If you’ve ever had a crazy thought while talking to a woman, there’s a good chance it’s included in this game, and you’ll get to see how it plays out.


Eliminate Rejection - Players that make the wrong moves face a variety of awkward outcomes that range from mere rejection to a thoroughly deserved slap in the face...so that in the real world you’ll be left with only the moves that work.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: mirth on March 06, 2018, 02:33:23 PM
Oh lord.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Zulu1966 on March 06, 2018, 02:39:43 PM
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell? I can remember when things fought to get on there...
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Jarhead0331 on March 06, 2018, 02:40:16 PM
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell?

in a word...no.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: SirAndrewD on March 06, 2018, 02:53:01 PM
Instant buy!
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: acctingman on March 06, 2018, 03:25:42 PM
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Windigo on March 06, 2018, 03:30:23 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2275285.1435607834!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/emojis30n-9-web.jpg)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Con on March 06, 2018, 03:47:06 PM
Waiting till Ladyboy DLC is released
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: bbmike on March 06, 2018, 03:50:58 PM
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: undercovergeek on March 06, 2018, 04:08:37 PM
Judging by the latest PC shit storm they’ve whipped up over kingdom come deliverance this doesn’t stand a chance without ethnic minorities
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Nefaro on March 06, 2018, 04:13:37 PM
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P

People still think marriage is a guarantee?   :wow:

 :))
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Gusington on March 06, 2018, 04:16:40 PM
Damn I’m married and really need this.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: bbmike on March 06, 2018, 04:28:46 PM
Good thing I'm married and don't need this  :P

People still think marriage is a guarantee?   :wow:

 :))

 :2funny: ...  :(
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: SirAndrewD on March 06, 2018, 08:22:02 PM
I suspect "Male Pattern Baldness Simulator" is next.

I don't need to simulate that one.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Sir Slash on March 06, 2018, 09:48:30 PM
Being a long term 'Chick Magnet' myself, I can tell you it can't possibly be accurately portrayed in a game setting. Sorry guys.  :'(
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: acctingman on March 06, 2018, 10:26:42 PM
move along....nothing to see here
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: mbar on March 07, 2018, 06:33:23 AM
She has level seven sass. I only have level 3 comeback. I hope I roll a six.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Tpek on March 07, 2018, 06:49:26 AM
Is there any kind of shite steam won't sell?

in a word...no.

Steam, the digital Walmart!
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: jomni on March 07, 2018, 07:14:57 AM
Steam users classify this game as Psychological Horror.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: JasonPratt on March 07, 2018, 07:44:04 AM
Steam users classify this game as Psychological Horror.

Legitimately lol'd at that!

...wait, I thought I was clicking on the thread named "My cecum is bursting with Mirth! (http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=21832.msg599279;topicseen#new)" But maybe this thread was better anyway.  :hide:
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: JudgeDredd on March 07, 2018, 08:51:09 AM
Absolutely everything I saw and heard in that video and those screen shots screamed out "common sense" and actually is only going to be useful in teaching creepy fuckers how to "act" polite in order to be creepy later.

Shite of the highest order.

Oh and he sounds like an arsehole - for once I agree with Pierce Morgan
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 09:28:20 AM
The guys behind RPS probably think it's a documentary  ::)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Jarhead0331 on March 08, 2018, 10:16:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Didn't take long.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/03/08/super-seducer-review/ (https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/03/08/super-seducer-review/)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Gusington on March 08, 2018, 10:17:13 AM
^You’re like an RPS mole or something.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 05:34:17 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: mirth on March 08, 2018, 05:38:55 PM
RPS wouldn't have the stones to review that
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 05:47:42 PM
If they did, they would have to go into hiding afterwards  O0
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: mirth on March 08, 2018, 05:50:05 PM
That might work out for everyone
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Jarhead0331 on March 08, 2018, 06:01:48 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!

It’s called, “Tom Clancy’s Jarhead” and it’s filled with all kinds of misogyny.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: mirth on March 08, 2018, 06:03:32 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!

It’s called, “Tom Clancy’s Jarhead” and it’s filled with all kinds of misogyny.

A gripping techno-thriller. Gripping in all the right places...
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Steelgrave on March 08, 2018, 06:16:51 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!

It’s called, “Tom Clancy’s Jarhead” and it’s filled with all kinds of misogyny.

 Outstanding!   ;D ;D ;D O0
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Cyrano on March 08, 2018, 08:50:26 PM
And, again, RPS defeats any attempt at satire...
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Nefaro on March 08, 2018, 10:59:43 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!

It’s called, “Tom Clancy’s Jarhead” and it’s filled with all kinds of misogyny.

Being RPS, they probably get paid per use of the word misogyny. 

So give it all ya got.  <:-)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: MikeGER on March 08, 2018, 11:37:07 PM
New on Steam...."A Day in the Life of Jarhead". Review by RPS to follow!

...i rather prefer that review either in Soldier of Fortune Magazine (if this still exists?), Guns & Ammo or just the Marine Corps Gazette ^-^
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: JasonPratt on March 09, 2018, 10:10:03 AM
Well, look, here's a good article from RPS on the state of Wurm Online a couple of years ago. https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/10/14/wurm-online-king/

It's nostalgic, and sad, and a bit wry, and kind of breathtaking in how the game engine inadvertently simulates a medieval state which has failed from depopulation. Like touring through a fantasy-novel's land of ruins (e.g. Randland, or Westland, in Wheel of Time).

Edited to add: sorry, had to walk off there. I'm just offering it as a palette cleanser.  O:-)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Windigo on March 09, 2018, 10:49:02 AM
I'd never buy it as I could never complete it.
Now if it was GTA style, I could get into it.

##Judge lets felon go on a technicality .... out comes the hardware and the state is looking for a new judge.... ##snowflakes blocking traffic protesting cruelty to snowcones... body count rises,
##some asshole is driving beside you with blaring music and superbass... peaceful quiet arrives as the speakers experience technical difficulties from exposure to kinetics
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Huw the Poo on March 09, 2018, 01:19:44 PM
If you're a certain kind of gamer, Wurm Unlimited/Online is absolutely brilliant.  I ran my own server for a while and it was tremendous fun.
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: bbmike on March 16, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
https://www.cio.com/article/3263787/gaming/super-seducer-shows-how-deeply-misogyny-is-ingrained-in-tech-culture.html#tk.rss_all (https://www.cio.com/article/3263787/gaming/super-seducer-shows-how-deeply-misogyny-is-ingrained-in-tech-culture.html#tk.rss_all)
Title: Re: RPS is calling it "Game of the Year"
Post by: Cyrano on March 16, 2018, 07:57:59 AM
Steam games that aren't A-list titles have lifespans approaching that of quarks.

Congratulations to this brave defender of public virtue on giving this rubbish three more seconds of air.