I know that chick!
I know that chick!
Scientists returned to the Amazon rainforest in December to collect data on one of their biggest finds of 2012: a spider that uses insect corpses and jungle trash to build big, spider-shaped decoys in its web.
But these Peruvian spiders, presumed to be a new species of Cyclosa, are not the sole sculptors of false arachnids. A second decoy spider lives in the Philippines, on the island of Negros. Finding two spiders that make such similar designs, 11,000 miles apart, has left scientists wondering how the behavior evolved and if the decoys serve as lures for prey or as an anti-predator defense system. The discoveries also suggest there may be even more sculpting arachnids.
You just have to know what to look for.
“The Philippine species and the Peruvian species, they both makes these decoys, but the architecture is different,” said entomologist Lary Reeves, a graduate student at the University of Florida who found the Philippine spider in March 2012. That spider decoy’s legs radiate outward from the body in all directions, while the Peruvian decoy’s legs tend to point downward.
Reeves was studying deforestation and butterfly communities on Mount Kanlaon, near the town of Murcia, when he noticed something odd along the trail leading down the mountain from his field site.
“I walked by this web with a spider in the middle,” Reeves said. “A couple steps past it, I realized it was a spider I hadn’t seen in the area before. I backtracked, looked, and saw that it was a decoy.”
The decoy was about the size of a half-dollar, constructed from debris and food carcasses, with eight legs radiating from its bulky center. It took Reeves awhile to find the spider that sculpted the false arachnid, but he eventually spotted it hiding in a pocket built into the decoy’s abdomen. It was just millimeters across, and well camouflaged by its building materials.
At the time, there was no way Reeves could know entomologist Phil Torres would soon find a similar spider in Peru, and that its artistic representations would crawl all over the internet.
In December, Reeves went to Peru with Torres to try to learn more about these spider-building spiders. The spiders live in an isolated patch of protected jungle along the Rio Tambopata, in the floodplain that surrounds the Tambopata Research Center.
There, Reeves and Torres and their colleagues spotted about a half-dozen of the spider-building spiders. The team photographed and measured the decoys daily, paying close attention to how the spiders rebuilt their decoys after seasonal rains turned them into soggy piles of web trash.
Well they already got a piece of me and besides the feverish near death it wasn't all that bad.
your really trying to impunge him aint ya.
maybe he needs some accuPUNcture.
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You should try Australia.
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C'mon, Martok...you know you want to go find a copy of Eight Legged Freaks...
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Note: not in Australia. 8)
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!
I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!
I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?
You talkin' 'bout Ahura Mazda or Mazda Motor Corporation?
Psst. . . Hey, Martok!
I assume this has been covered before, but wtf is Mazda's problem with you anyway?
You talkin' 'bout Ahura Mazda or Mazda Motor Corporation?
I'll take spider car factories for $100, Alex.
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
Oh, I'm sure they get a fair few each year (and yes they're real (http://www.ec.gc.ca/paom-itmb/default.asp?lang=En&n=5F569149-1)). 8)
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.
Oh, I'm sure they get a fair few each year (and yes they're real (http://www.ec.gc.ca/paom-itmb/default.asp?lang=En&n=5F569149-1)). 8)
Excited by the 'and yes they're real' part I hurriedly clicked on your link expecting to be enlighten about this mysterious Crack Spider's Bitch but only found myself on the Canadian Wildlife Service's web site... oh well. :(
Oooooo...Aqua Teen Hunger Force! ;D
That is an undeserved reputation for the recluse, Nefaro. They would much prefer to stay out of sight and away from people. Although, there are several houses that I have pulled out more than three hundred a month from in the summer time.
In eight years time, I have found no more than ten Recluse on the outside of someones house. Scores of Black Widows outside, but less than a handful inside. It's easy for me to be blasé about removing them from a customers house. If it were my own, I'd have a come apart. But crawling on people in their bed is not something they do very often.
we do. I've got lizards by the job lots running around outside.
My mother lives in Sarasota, FL and has at least 1 wild gecko living in the house. It hides behind furniture, typically up on the wall, and hisses if people get too curious.
we do. I've got lizards by the job lots running around outside.
What about inside?
My mother lives in Sarasota, FL and has at least 1 wild gecko living in the house. It hides behind furniture, typically up on the wall, and hisses if people get too curious.
I'd be happy to vacuum up gecko shit if I knew it was keeping recluses and widows at bay.
Heres what I get to play with today. ;D
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!
40, I'd love to let a lizard or three live in my house. Unfortunately, the latitude I am at doesn't allow for them year round. Yours is even worse for them ;)
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.
Size of your thumb? I wouldn't sweat it too much then. Just be careful. Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!
Cigar for ignition= extra man-points.
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.
Size of your thumb? I wouldn't sweat it too much then. Just be careful. Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.
Size of your thumb isn't big???!! Jesus!
What the effing f
What the effing f
you didnt see Mirths "girlfriend" posts?
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Burn the house down.
I would be startled by ice settling in any drink, margarita or not. ??? I'm not sure that's "ice", man...
^Business opportunity.
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http://news.yahoo.com/theyre-alive-goliath-tarantulas-among-spiders-exhibit-132837797.html
That would be one of Martoks testicles.
And are they really that big?
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We don't gottem up here. ^-^
No nasty spiders here, either :)
So are you officially a Brummie or a Geordie then?I'm a..Geordie-Brummie. We've lived in Newcastle since 1976. Moved here about 18 months after we got married, so we've now lived here longer than we lived in B'Ham.
More than likely, she got it from pulling a shirt over her head from the closet. It's possible that she got it in bed, but, it's a fallacy that Recluse hang out in your bed and wait to bite you. The bed thing is usually caused by the bed being under a vent or light fixture and the little bastards drop down and land on the bed. You roll over on them and they commence to biting you.
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aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507
i have a slipper ready for 'em
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507
i have a slipper ready for 'em
I saw that a couple of days ago.
Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507
i have a slipper ready for 'em
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507
i have a slipper ready for 'em
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507
i have a slipper ready for 'em
I saw that a couple of days ago.
Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.
is his 'man licence' international?
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it. I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards. Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it. I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards. Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it. I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards. Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
Jeebus! Where do you live?? :o
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it. I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards. Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
Happy Christmas Martok
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Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?
Happy Christmas Martok
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Martok might buy them for the irony of stomping on them!
Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?
My dogs attack spiders without hesitation.
My dachshund has on more than one occasion flicked his tongue around as if he were bitten. But showed no ill effects.
My old cat didn't care for them either.
I suspect my pack, upon seeing said abominable slippers, would descent with righteous fury upon them and leave little but stuffing in their wake.
This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.
Martok, steel yourself.
http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043
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This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.
Martok, steel yourself.
http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043
something useful for Martok: http://complete-health-and-happiness.com/9-natural-ways-keep-spiders-home-2/
something useful for Martok: http://complete-health-and-happiness.com/9-natural-ways-keep-spiders-home-2/
Fire is natural.
A home with prime views of the third and fourth holes at Whitmoor Country Club has been vacant for two years because of a creepy crawly problem.
The home was infested with between 4,500 and 6,000 brown recluse spiders, according to one estimate.
The previous homeowners abandoned the 2,400-square-foot atrium ranch after years of pesticide treatments couldn’t curb the invasion.
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nope. it was an actual thing in England.
nope. it was an actual thing in England.
http://www.viralnova.com/giant-spider/
nope. it was an actual thing in England.
http://www.viralnova.com/giant-spider/
Spider burrows into mans scar
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/16/spider-burrows-dylan-thomass-appendix-scar-sternum_n_5994802.html?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D300660
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I dunno.... looks friendly enough.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........................when it's that big, just shoot the damn thing!
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http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-rainforest-125720953.html (http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-rainforest-125720953.html)
Or maybe one of these:
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wanky puns
Dunno, but one of them asked me where he could find Martok. I pointed to the Lingerie Channel.
Dunno, but one of them asked me where he could find Martok. I pointed to the Lingerie Channel.
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How many spiders does it take to creep you out? 10? 100? How many spiders make an “extreme spider situation”?
The Baltimore Wastewater Treatment Plant put out a call for “extreme spider” help in 2009, when a giant spiderweb covered almost 4 acres of their facility. Scientists eventually estimated over 107 million spiders were living in the structure, with densities of 35,176 spiders per m³ in spots.
Greene, A et al. (2010). An Immense Concentration of Orb-Weaving Spiders With Communal Webbing in a Man-Made Structural Habitat (Arachnida: Araneae: Tetragnathidae, Araneidae). American Entomologist, 56 (3), 146-156.
The “immense” in their title doesn’t really begin to cover it. From the paper:Quote“We were unprepared for the sheer scale of the spider population and the extraordinary masses of both three dimensional and sheet-like webbing that blanketed much of the facility’s cavernous interior. Far greater in magnitude than any previously recorded aggregation of orb-weavers, the visual impact of the spectacle was was nothing less than astonishing.
In places where the plant workers had swept aside the webbing to access equipment, the silk lay piled on the floor in rope-like clumps as thick as a fire hose.”
Remember, that paragraph was written by 5 mid-career professional entomologists and arachnologists. If they were a bit startled by the size of the web….it was a big freakin’ web.
Note to Martok: Stay out of Baltimore
http://www.wired.com/2014/10/4-acre-spider-web-engulfs-building/QuoteHow many spiders does it take to creep you out? 10? 100? How many spiders make an “extreme spider situation”?
The Baltimore Wastewater Treatment Plant put out a call for “extreme spider” help in 2009, when a giant spiderweb covered almost 4 acres of their facility. Scientists eventually estimated over 107 million spiders were living in the structure, with densities of 35,176 spiders per m³ in spots.
Greene, A et al. (2010). An Immense Concentration of Orb-Weaving Spiders With Communal Webbing in a Man-Made Structural Habitat (Arachnida: Araneae: Tetragnathidae, Araneidae). American Entomologist, 56 (3), 146-156.
The “immense” in their title doesn’t really begin to cover it. From the paper:Quote“We were unprepared for the sheer scale of the spider population and the extraordinary masses of both three dimensional and sheet-like webbing that blanketed much of the facility’s cavernous interior. Far greater in magnitude than any previously recorded aggregation of orb-weavers, the visual impact of the spectacle was was nothing less than astonishing.
In places where the plant workers had swept aside the webbing to access equipment, the silk lay piled on the floor in rope-like clumps as thick as a fire hose.”
Remember, that paragraph was written by 5 mid-career professional entomologists and arachnologists. If they were a bit startled by the size of the web….it was a big freakin’ web.
That's it. I'm moving to Mars.
A 44-year-old businessman started suffering unexplained seizures, and when doctors investigated they found an abnormality in his brain: a damaged left amygdala.
As New Scientist reported Friday, after doctors cut out the man’s damaged left amygdala, the man started noticing that he’d lost a fear — and gained a loathing.
While he had previously suffered from arachnophobia — a fear of spiders — the man found after surgery that he wasn’t scared of spiders anymore, but that he had picked up a “stomach-lurching” disgust for music.
Marktok, if you don't like music too much maybe you can try surgery to cure your phobia:QuoteA 44-year-old businessman started suffering unexplained seizures, and when doctors investigated they found an abnormality in his brain: a damaged left amygdala.
As New Scientist reported Friday, after doctors cut out the man’s damaged left amygdala, the man started noticing that he’d lost a fear — and gained a loathing.
While he had previously suffered from arachnophobia — a fear of spiders — the man found after surgery that he wasn’t scared of spiders anymore, but that he had picked up a “stomach-lurching” disgust for music.
source: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/01/he-was-scared-of-spiders-then-doctors-cut-a-chunk-of-his-brain-out-and-something-strange-happened/
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Also, regarding what those spiders ate: it's a wastewater treatment plant for a city. The gnat and midge population, and related insects, must have been proportionately massive.
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/videos/Gallery/ab/video_gallery/british-pop-star-finds-spider-living-in-her-ear/2312993038001/2312993038001_0
Better cover your orifices at night.
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/videos/Gallery/ab/video_gallery/british-pop-star-finds-spider-living-in-her-ear/2312993038001/2312993038001_0
Better cover your orifices at night.
I'll just have to risk it. Wearing ear-plugs on a regular/long-term basis seems to give me headaches for some reason. :-\
^ A good chart, if a little more specific than necessary.
All I really need are two categories: "Destroy With Extreme Prejudice" and "Flee For Your Life". :P
I don't. I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.
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I don't. I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.
I don't. I want to see him screaming like a little girl as he's running across an open field chases by tiny spiders.
for a morale boost, and just to let Martok know Jesus is on his side i give you the Tarantula Hawk Wasp
she doesnt eat him, she lays an egg inside him, that egg hatches and he eats the tarantula from the inside, slowly, over a long period
fk you tarantula!!
Here's another little tidbit, the mud daubers here find spiders, paralyze them, and then wall them in with their eggs so the new mud daubers have something to eat after they are born.
{rushing off to trademark "Zombiespiderpolcalypse" and then sell it to Asylum and/or SyFy}
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He said he knew you. Then he tried to climb into my beer. Can you vouch for him?
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He said he knew you. Then he tried to climb into my beer. Can you vouch for him?
Martok is a huge fan of Next Generation. Hopefully he'll heed this message:
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Fortunately, I'm not a believer in the zombie apocalypse. :P
Arachnicane ftw!
^ Doubly amusing for me, as I once slept with a woman named Cinnamon (yes, really).
^ Doubly amusing for me, as I once slept with a woman named Cinnamon (yes, really).
OK, that is a story just begging to be told.
MARTOK! DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS! YOU WILL BE SCARED!!! Everyone else, carry on.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
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MARTOK! DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS! YOU WILL BE SCARED!!! Everyone else, carry on.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
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MARTOK! DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS! YOU WILL BE SCARED!!! Everyone else, carry on.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
Goddammit, I shot the tank. Argh.(https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10849722_10202284627436662_1641465588872326286_n.jpg?oh=e51c986a1148193d06e68f88f12a9b31&oe=54FF8B5F)
Fucking hell. I'm gonna have to start wearing a helmet while I'm in the car.
A modicum of revenge for you, Martok.
Yeah, sorry about that. :-[
I was doing several things at one time when I posted it and the little voice in the back of my head telling me to put a NSFW on it got lost in the shuffle.
http://www.answers.com/article/1183871/14-horrifying-reasons-arachnophobes-must-avoid-australia?paramt=21¶m4=fb-demo¶m1=lifestyle¶m2=34707031
http://www.answers.com/article/1183871/14-horrifying-reasons-arachnophobes-must-avoid-australia?paramt=21¶m4=fb-demo¶m1=lifestyle¶m2=34707031
Martok - FFG is hiring in your neck of the woods
http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=5333
Martok - FFG is hiring in your neck of the woods
http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=5333
Ooh, nice! Thanks for the heads-up LB. :)
You mean they both kinda look like Willard Scott?
Where the hell is that??!! Australia? Africa? Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!! :o :-\
Where the hell is that??!! Australia? Africa? Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!! :o :-\
Could be somewhere in Florida.
That's true. But they grow'em big like that in F L A. Never seen'em infest a house like that though. I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too. Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.
That's true. But they grow'em big like that in F L A. Never seen'em infest a house like that though. I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too. Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.
One of the comments on YouTube is hilarious - it recommends setting fire to it from the outside. If you do it from the inside they'll all escape :)
Train them to be your army of the night and become a super-villain.
Door to Door salesman rings the bell - "Release the Spiders"
Longblade be like
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then Martok be like
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A mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders - whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.
Unfortunately, it then also kills him.
Shocked Maria Layton, 43, spotted the creepy crawlies after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.
She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.
As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.
The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a painful four-hour erection.
Its venom is currently being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
Mother-of-two Maria went to open the bag for her eldest daughter Siri, six, but noticed there was something funny on the side of one of the bananas.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/563462/Brazilian-wandering-spider-bite-gives-men-four-hour-erection-in-Tesco-bananas
uh...QuoteA mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders - whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.
Unfortunately, it then also kills him.
Shocked Maria Layton, 43, spotted the creepy crawlies after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.
She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.
As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.
The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a painful four-hour erection.
Its venom is currently being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
Mother-of-two Maria went to open the bag for her eldest daughter Siri, six, but noticed there was something funny on the side of one of the bananas.
Black Widow Sex Research Is Just as Dangerous as It Sounds
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/black-widow-sex-research-is-just-as-dangerous-as-it-sounds-263
That's especially true if the black widows are sexed-up cannibal females.
Andrade points to the pink sex toys in the experiment room. "We have vibrators, as ways of stimulating the web. This is actually a really good way of creating regular, predictable stimuli. It's hooked up to some electronics, that allow us to trigger it a particular time or particular duration, and we can measure the actual vibrations produced. We've had some pretty funny encounters with personal stimulatory devices."
Black Widow Sex Research Is Just as Dangerous as It Sounds
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/black-widow-sex-research-is-just-as-dangerous-as-it-sounds-263
but most can survive up to six months without eating. "Which is why they're invasive," says Andrade. "They can get stuck in a box and shipped somewhere, and even if it's months later, they can start reproducing immediately."
seriously? as thought anything good comes of this...
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#5. There Are Tiny Spiders Living in Your Face Right Now
Those blue things are tiny arachnids known as "Demodex brevis," and they live in your pores right now. Yes, in your pores. Researchers discovered that precisely 100 percent of people examined were home to massive colonies of microscopic face spiders.
As you can imagine, some people react poorly to mites holding massive raves all up in their grills. It's now thought that a common skin condition called rosacea, which leads to rashes and inflammation, might be caused by an immune reaction to these scaled-down Lovecraftian monsters. But, hey, life isn't exactly rosy for our face friends, either: They don't live long, so nature never bothered to give them an ass. They stick around just long enough to gorge themselves, lay eggs, and die. So, that's sort of an upside: At least the millions of arachnids living in your face aren't using it as a port-a-John.
Oh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.
QuoteOh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.
...oh crap :buck2:
seriously? as thought anything good comes of this...
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http://www.cracked.com/article_22180_5-insane-things-we-recently-discovered-in-human-body.htmlQuote#5. There Are Tiny Spiders Living in Your Face Right Now
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Pretty sure those are brown recluse babies, too.
Pretty sure those are brown recluse babies, too.
Pretty sure those are brown recluse babies, too.
you're the expert, so I'll take your word for it
Just the image I want to see when I'm heading to bed soon... :buck2:
No -- and apparently I won't be ever again, at least not in the spring. :buck2:
Martok, I hear Australia is real nice...when its not raining spiders (http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/spiders-fall-from-the-sky-in-australia-leaving-what-enthusiasts-call-angel-hair-10249514.html)...
Martok, I hear Australia is real nice...
No worries, I'd already read the story anyway. They didn't show any pictures, so the trauma was only minor. ;)
An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.
Know your enemy, Martok:QuoteAn agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.
video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html
Know your enemy, Martok:QuoteAn agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.
video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html
Its all fun and games till it leaps on your face.
Know your enemy, Martok:QuoteAn agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.
video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html
Know your enemy, Martok:QuoteAn agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.
video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html
Seeing that somersaulting towards the camera is almost more terrifying than a spider walking normally. :buck2:
Martok, I've assumed that you regularly bug-bomb your livingspace with those room foggers. Is that not so or have they proven to be of limited effectiveness?
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Your best bet is to use glue traps spread along the baseboards. Spiders are polite enough to use the straight line more than to run will he nil he around the carpet.
They also like packing boxes.
than to run will he nil he
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Looks like the female wasn't impressed by the Chav Spider.
What a maroon. Only an idiot would use a rifle in that situation.
...That's what flame-throwers are for. :D
Looks like the female wasn't impressed by the Chav Spider.
In fairness, Mirth's dance moves don't always pay off, either.
Martok, stay out of South America! Spider glides from the sky, can choose where it lands. (http://www.cnet.com/news/spider-glides-from-the-sky-can-land-on-a-target/#ftag=CAD590a51e)
Ha, this happened to me at about 10 years old - ran straight out, trousers round ankles screaming for my dad
Oh HELL no............
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Oh HELL no............
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Your house?
Oh HELL no............
Your house?
Oh HELL no............the pic was taken in (where else) Australia.
Oh HELL no............
Your house?
Oh HELL no............the pic was taken in (where else) Australia.
Oh, then it was someone's pet!
Wouldn't the proper course of action be to quickly and tightly wind up the roll, settling the multi-legged pookums snugly back into it's fluffy blanket so that the next person to use the facilities could also spend some quality time with little Boris?
Wouldn't the proper course of action be to quickly and tightly wind up the roll, settling the multi-legged pookums snugly back into it's fluffy blanket so that the next person to use the facilities could also spend some quality time with little Boris?
is that so mr smarty pants?
what are you going to wipe your arse on?!
is that so mr smarty pants?
what are you going to wipe your arse on?!
Goodbye, socks. I never really liked you anyway.
Re Energy Australia: clearly that thing is feeding on the electricity. :o
Well, Martok, the bad news is you just missed the 20th Annual Congress of Arachnology in Golden, Colorado this year.
But the good news is there's plenty of time to sign up for next year!
http://www.americanarachnology.org/about_AAS/bb-items/ISA_AAS_2016.pdf
Oh HELL no............
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..we are talking about spiders here, ain't we?
...just askin'
And back to your regularly scheduled program of trying to drive Martok round the bend....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html)
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And back to your regularly scheduled program of trying to drive Martok round the bend....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html)
Isn't Freddie Mercury the patron saint of huge-asses?
Using a lighter to kill the bug, he started a blaze that quickly engulfed the gas pump.
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He somehow escaped serious injury and the gas station's damage was contained to one pump, which was destroyed. The incident was recorded at a Center Line gas station.
Employee Susan Adams kept calm and hit the gas automatic stop button and quickly called the Center Line fire department.
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The man grabbed a nearby extinguisher and put out the flames before firefighters arrived. Later he admitted what he did, saying he spotted a spider on his gas tank and because he's deathly afraid of the critters.
That summary left out the most important information: did he get it?
And back to your regularly scheduled program of trying to drive Martok round the bend....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html)
Seven inches across is respectable.
The Irish had St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland. Don't you Brits have an equivalent for huge-ass spiders?
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Merchant said while rare, it is not unheard of that such massive web-works may appear once in a while. For example, he said, in 2007 the media reported about a giant spider web found at Lake Tawakoni State Park, about 35 miles from Rowlett.
“At the time, the discovery of the web was more than creepy – it was a revelation to many arachnologists — spider experts,” he said. “That’s because spiders typically work alone to construct their webs. So finding spiders working together to build a huge web in what was more of a cooperative or ‘communal’ scenario was a real surprise for many experts.”
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Flying connotes a mechanism for continued, voluntary, locomotion. Spiders have no such appendage/ability. Therefore, spiders ride the wind, but do not fly.
And back to your regularly scheduled program of trying to drive Martok round the bend....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246167/Spiders-big-RATS-invade-Cheshire-town.html)
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.QuoteUsing a lighter to kill the bug, he started a blaze that quickly engulfed the gas pump.
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He somehow escaped serious injury and the gas station's damage was contained to one pump, which was destroyed. The incident was recorded at a Center Line gas station.
Employee Susan Adams kept calm and hit the gas automatic stop button and quickly called the Center Line fire department.
(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/GrogHeads/fire6_1443237329907_274820_ver1.jpg)
The man grabbed a nearby extinguisher and put out the flames before firefighters arrived. Later he admitted what he did, saying he spotted a spider on his gas tank and because he's deathly afraid of the critters.
source: http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/24780872-story
Techno Lightsaber Spiders (http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/techno-lightsaber-spiders/) Run Martok!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/11/18/this-new-daddy-longlegs-is-named-smeagol-and-its-precious-and-eyeless/?tid=sm_fb
Gollum. Gollum.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/11/18/this-new-daddy-longlegs-is-named-smeagol-and-its-precious-and-eyeless/?tid=sm_fb
Gollum. Gollum.
AND they are trying to save it from extinction!
http://www.wxii12.com/spiders-invade-neighborhood-in-north-memphis/36632974?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=WXII%2012%20NEWS&Content%20Type=Video
Half mile long spiderweb in North Memphis. Now you, too, can benefit from SCIENCE! -- let Doctors Someoneandanother use SCIENCE to melt away the fat of your inherited double chin, safely and... wait, that was the commercial. Nothing to do with the spiders, promise. O:-)
A man's noisy attempts to kill a spider caused his neighbors to call the police, reporting a suspected violent domestic incident.
Officers in Sydney went to the address after numerous calls were made claiming a woman could be heard screaming hysterically and a man yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"
Below is their transcript of the conversation that followed:
Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.
Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.
Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?
Male: It was a spider.
Police: Sorry??
Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police: What about the woman screaming?
Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
What neighbours thought was a serious incidence of domestic violence was in fact the man chasing the arachnid around his home with a can of spider spray.
The police report concluded: "After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left."
A cautionary tale for our friend.QuoteA man's noisy attempts to kill a spider caused his neighbors to call the police, reporting a suspected violent domestic incident.
Officers in Sydney went to the address after numerous calls were made claiming a woman could be heard screaming hysterically and a man yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"QuoteBelow is their transcript of the conversation that followed:
Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.
Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.
Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?
Male: It was a spider.
Police: Sorry??
Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police: What about the woman screaming?
Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
What neighbours thought was a serious incidence of domestic violence was in fact the man chasing the arachnid around his home with a can of spider spray.
The police report concluded: "After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left."
source: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/26/man-attempt-to-kill-spider-confused-with-domestic-violence-sparks-police-call/?intcmp=hplnws
A cautionary tale for our friend.QuoteA man's noisy attempts to kill a spider caused his neighbors to call the police, reporting a suspected violent domestic incident.
Officers in Sydney went to the address after numerous calls were made claiming a woman could be heard screaming hysterically and a man yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"QuoteBelow is their transcript of the conversation that followed:
Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.
Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.
Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?
Male: It was a spider.
Police: Sorry??
Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police: What about the woman screaming?
Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
What neighbours thought was a serious incidence of domestic violence was in fact the man chasing the arachnid around his home with a can of spider spray.
The police report concluded: "After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left."
source: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/26/man-attempt-to-kill-spider-confused-with-domestic-violence-sparks-police-call/?intcmp=hplnws
Pansy. A guy with even a shred of dignity and/or masculinity does not kill a spider using "bug spray" (professional exterminators like MetalDog don't count). Sheesh. ::)
That looks like a job for a pest control technician.
A massive funnel web spider named 'big boy' has been found and turned in to a hospital.
The huge spider, which measured 7.5 centimetres across, was dropped off by a terrified local at the John Hunter Hospital in Newcastle, New South Wales.
The horrifying creature had venom dripping off its deadly fangs when bushwalker stumbled across it.
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If I ever have a spider species named after me once I'm gone, I'm going to come back to life just to rectify that. And I'm going to be pissed. :knuppel2:
That's how long the penis of a newly discovered arachnid fossil has been standing at attention. The harvestman, a spider relative also known as a daddy longlegs, was encased in amber during the Cretaceous in what is now Myanmar. Its distinctive penis, with a heart-shaped tip and a bit of a twist at the end, was erect at the time.
The new harvestman specimen belongs to an ancient species called Halitherses grimaldii. A private collector sent it to Dunlop and his colleagues. Harvestman fossils are rare — only 38 have ever been found, the researchers wrote in their new paper — but harvestman genitals are even more elusive. This is the first amber specimen visibly preserving the structure of the penis, Dunlop told Live Science in an email.
"These penis details (shape, form of the tip, etc.) are very important for saying where this amber species fits in the harvestman family tree," he said. "In fact, we couldn't find an exact match in terms of penis shape with any living species."
As a result, the researchers propose that the spider belonged to a previously unknown (and now extinct) family of harvestmen. The team is investigating several other new species found in Burmese amber, but none of those are preserved with visible genitals, Dunlop said.
when i went with wife mark II we were sat in a coffee shop pretty close to the entrance in Cairns, all of a sudden the owner shouts 'aw, here he is fellas, heres bruce' i turn around, no one there, and the owner says 'come on in little guy', so i look down - coming through the door is a fking glove with eight legs, biggest ass, stripiest fkng spider ever - owner puts down a saucer of beer and hes straight in
apart from the obvious lynching i would have received for doing so, the temptation to stomp on it was massive, but ive always pondered the fact that the thing would have just turned round, caught my shoe and thrown me backwards through the window
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If the spider has been there a while that could also be a molted exoskeleton left over from it's youth.
If the spider has been there a while that could also be a molted exoskeleton left over from it's youth.
So if your girlfriend has a pet tarantula... is she a keeper? I'm conflicted. :-\
(http://i.imgur.com/sQaeat1.jpg)
We mammals all have to stand together against The Other.
ummm.... the shape of the rodent looks more like a rat!
....this was not more comforting, was it?
My weapon of choice used to be the beano annual, hard back - it was the thors hammer of the arachnid world
I'm not sure it's awesome power would help much here
Naturally, from Australia: Gigantic spider nicknamed 'Charlotte' (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/11/04/gigantic-spider-nicknamed-charlotte-australia-huntsmen-spider-huge/93280386/?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=usatodaycomnation-topstories)
(http://www.aarcentral.com/pics/spider1.jpg)
Spiders are not meant to have faces, more accurately, they should not be big enough for me to see a face!
The plus side to this is I can see there look of horror as an encyclopaedia bears down on them
...so, what is the artsy butterfly for? Near the ginormous spider pet? :-X
Some people have too much time on their hands.
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La Machine. Two mythical creatures battled it out in our streets for 4 days.
The spider, Kimora, stole the dragon-horse's, Long-Ma, wings and the battle for control ensued.
That sucks, airboy. Sorry you have to go through that crap.
I had a brown recluse bite about four or five years ago...it was a miserable experience, so I can relate to an extent.
I hate this thread. I'm horribly allergic to venom. I spent a day in bed with my arm elevated above my heart slamming antihistamines to get over one spider bite.
The rest of you would have had more of a reaction to a mosquito bite.
Just one bite. I get three and it's steroids and pain meds.
FU. It was awesome. :bd:
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/nanotech-super-spiderwebs-are-here-20170822-gy1blp.html
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I don't get why scientists find the excessive need to come up with things that can kill us. Kingdom of the mudderfuggin' Spiders, man.
I don't get why scientists find the excessive need to come up with things that can kill us.
I don't get why scientists find the excessive need to come up with things that can kill us.
Because making life better is boring, and doesn't pay well.
Because making life better is boring, and doesn't pay well.
I think he collides things into other things, hoping for something to create a crack in the universe that will bring the mist and the spider-like creatures that will eat all of us.
Why would I hate Roman arches? They are great examples of engineering.
Why would I hate Roman arches? They are great examples of engineering.
So are rounded corners! ;)
Hey, while I have you on the phone, do you happen to remember what we were playing on Vassal a few years ago? We probably played something because I notice that I have you in my Skype contacts. I don't know why else you'd be there.
Definitely not that. Hmmm, the mystery deepens. ???
How cute!
... running furiously out from beneath your boot.
Australia?
... running furiously out from beneath your boot.
Or worse, up your boot.
Great news.
Seven new varieties of spider found, and the researchers are into fantasy!
https://phys.org/news/2018-01-spider-species-brazil-famous-fictional.html
http://myfox8.com/2018/04/12/nope-north-carolina-restaurant-serving-up-tarantula-burger/
Fuck Australia
Are the goats poisonous too?!?Fuck Australia
and all the goats there in
Not a spider. Not enough legs.
Please don't use a blowtorch to kill spiders (https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-using-blowtorch-to-kill-spiders-starts-house-fire)
Spoilers!
Spoilers!
...Professor Song returns? :o
La di da di da, nothing to panic about here...
...one millllion subscribers.
3.2 mill views on this one.
I commend your courage, airboy. There is absolutely no way I could ever walk under that thing. :buck2:
Martok found a Spider at his house!
https://www.foxnews.com/science/giant-spider-hauls-away-goldfish