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The Great Martian War
« on: August 02, 2014, 07:51:47 PM »
This is a pretty fun alternate WW1 history on BBC America right now.  if you've got no time to watch it the show repeats at 11pm EST so set your DVRs.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2014, 09:42:40 PM »
and not only is it WW1 themed but the bad ass of the story is named Gus.
the boys going to have a nerdgasm.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2014, 05:17:50 AM »
No DVR here so I'll have to see if it ends up on Netflix or Amazon Prime.
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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2014, 05:33:59 PM »
 :D HOLY DOGSH*T  :D
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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2014, 06:17:25 PM »
......hands Gus a roll of paper towels.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2014, 06:18:00 PM »
Can you pass me another? QUICKLY
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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2014, 06:34:10 PM »
use your shirt.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2014, 06:41:20 PM »
Dammit Gus!!!!

we just had the floors cleaned!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2014, 06:45:23 PM »
One man's clean is another man's 'movie theateresque.'
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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2014, 06:58:14 PM »
but that rug was antique silk you sticky sticky man!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2014, 08:03:54 PM »
You should have covered it in plastic like the furniture.
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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2014, 08:08:47 PM »
just go outside.

I'll get the hose.





again.


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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2014, 08:13:18 PM »
so have you actually seen it yet Gus?

another person is mentioned as well but with all the viagra he freebases I fear 2 swollen heads might kill him.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Great Martian War
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2014, 06:35:49 AM »
Not yet no, but I wasn't home over the weekend. Will attempt to catch it on BBC 'Murica in the next few days. I looked to see if it is on demand anywhere but I don't think it is.
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