Author Topic: RIP Joan Rivers  (Read 2909 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline mirth

  • Tercio
  • ******
  • Posts: 48613
  • Cardboard Harlot
RIP Joan Rivers
« on: September 04, 2014, 01:07:46 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

Offline BanzaiCat

  • Arquebusier
  • ***
  • Posts: 19332
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2014, 01:09:11 PM »
One more voice that wasn't afraid at all of being un-PC silenced forever, unfortunately.

Offline OJsDad

  • Crossbowman
  • *
  • Posts: 6367
  • Fighting for Oppressed Individualism
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2014, 03:13:29 PM »
RIP Joan.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Offline GDS_Starfury

  • Musketeer
  • *****
  • Posts: 36819
  • Sons of Punarchy
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2014, 03:22:08 PM »
its a shame.

the world is losing the funny.   :-\
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline Atilla60

  • Viking
  • ****
  • Posts: 512
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2014, 03:30:39 PM »
Sad news indeed.

RIP Joan
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Offline MetalDog

  • GrogHeads Mods
  • Arquebusier
  • *****
  • Posts: 16805
  • Central Scrutinizer
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2014, 05:20:10 PM »
RIP Joan.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Offline mirth

  • Tercio
  • ******
  • Posts: 48613
  • Cardboard Harlot
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2014, 06:25:23 PM »
“After Edgar killed himself, I went out to dinner with Melissa. I looked at the menu and said, ‘If Daddy were here to see these prices, he’d kill himself all over again.’ ” - Joan Rivers on her husband's suicide
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

Offline GDS_Starfury

  • Musketeer
  • *****
  • Posts: 36819
  • Sons of Punarchy
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2014, 06:28:08 PM »
thats my kind of humor.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline Gusington

  • The Jewish Missile
  • Global Moderator
  • Tercio
  • *****
  • Posts: 43737
  • You must be at most 'this tall' to ride the Gus.
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2014, 06:45:36 PM »
My mom and grandmother loved her. I had no idea she was in her 80s...thought she was in her 60. RIP...your style of humor will be missed.
"I'm not even dead and I'm rolling over in my grave."

- Toonces

Offline GDS_Starfury

  • Musketeer
  • *****
  • Posts: 36819
  • Sons of Punarchy
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2014, 07:00:34 PM »
dude... she was subbing for Carson when we were in high school.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline mirth

  • Tercio
  • ******
  • Posts: 48613
  • Cardboard Harlot
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2014, 07:11:18 PM »
dude... she was subbing for Carson when we were in high school.

And she was damned good. Funnier than Carson a lot of the time.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

Offline GDS_Starfury

  • Musketeer
  • *****
  • Posts: 36819
  • Sons of Punarchy
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2014, 07:14:39 PM »
well she could be raw where Carson couldnt be.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline Gusington

  • The Jewish Missile
  • Global Moderator
  • Tercio
  • *****
  • Posts: 43737
  • You must be at most 'this tall' to ride the Gus.
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2014, 08:27:09 PM »
Before my time. Carson retired my senior year. Pops.
"I'm not even dead and I'm rolling over in my grave."

- Toonces

Offline GDS_Starfury

  • Musketeer
  • *****
  • Posts: 36819
  • Sons of Punarchy
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2014, 01:24:23 AM »
that was low Gus.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline MetalDog

  • GrogHeads Mods
  • Arquebusier
  • *****
  • Posts: 16805
  • Central Scrutinizer
Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2014, 05:03:36 AM »
Then it didn't take him very far to get there.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob