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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2014, 06:21:22 AM »
Then it didn't take him very far to get there.

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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2014, 06:40:58 AM »
I would have made that quip myself but I was tied up...in Star's shoelaces.
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2014, 07:06:57 AM »
RIP.

A true comedy legend and ground breaker.  I took my mom to see her back in 2007.  Joan shocked the shit out me.  Funny and outrageous.  Right up there with Carlin and Pryor.  She's the only comedian that ever got me to watch a fashion show, and I only watched it to hear Joan.

Good bye Joan.  :'(
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2014, 07:21:35 AM »
Imagine her and Betty White doing a show together...

Speaking of, Betty hopefully stays with us a while, but she's up in her 90s, isn't she? And still acting like she's 30. :)

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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2014, 08:35:13 AM »
or that he didnt reach very high.
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2014, 02:31:34 PM »
The Westboro a-holes are at it again.  They are picketing Joan Rivers funeral, calling her a, "fag enabler in Hell."  I won't provide the link.  I didn't read it myself.  Just saw it was trending on Yahoo and that's what they were trending for.  What I don't get about people like those that make up the congregation of Westboro is, how do you profess to live a Godly life and yet, be so consumed by hate?
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2014, 02:35:49 PM »
I must admit, I believe that Joan would be disappointed if they didn't picket her funeral. Yes, I believe that this would please her!
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2014, 03:17:22 PM »
I must admit, I believe that Joan would be disappointed if they didn't picket her funeral. Yes, I believe that this would please her!

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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2014, 07:25:11 PM »
+2. F'em.
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2014, 07:43:46 AM »
It's too bad she can't be there to cover them picketing her funeral. That would be hilarious.
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2014, 07:30:21 AM »
...death by biopsy?  Looks like her own doctor performed a procedure at the out-patient clinic that only should have been done at a hospital.  I guess JR and Michael Jackson both learned the hard way that having their own personal doctors can be not-such-a-good-thing...  :(  RIP. 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/joan-rivers-surprise-biopsy-cut-air-supply-source-article-1.1934178
 
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Re: RIP Joan Rivers
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2014, 08:05:45 AM »
I would have made that quip myself but I was tied up...in Star's shoelaces.

he apparently used the paracord on Mirth, so he was improvising with you
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