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Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #120 on: February 02, 2015, 08:56:35 PM »
this is his real one

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #121 on: February 03, 2015, 09:01:45 AM »
Brady should drive his new MVP truck and leave it outside of Butler's front door with the keys left on the seat. Without the Butler interception the story becomes how the Pats lost a third Super Bowl due to a crazy, fluke pass reception by an unknown WR in the final minutes. Butler re-wrote that history and the Pats are champs in one of the greatest Super Bowl's ever played.

Great job, rook!!!

I'm quoting myself 'cause I just heard on the Dan Patrick show Brady IS giving his new truck to Butler. Classy move, Tom. And it's now apparent that not only does Brady read Grogheads but he follows my posts as well   ;D
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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #122 on: February 03, 2015, 11:44:21 AM »
^Tell him to put his head in the toilet and flush. Before that, though, I want my weather-beaten picture of Gisele back.
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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #123 on: February 03, 2015, 11:45:16 AM »
I want my weather-beaten picture of Gisele back.

Beatin' being the operative term, here.

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #124 on: February 03, 2015, 11:47:00 AM »
I don't type anything by occident.

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #125 on: February 03, 2015, 11:57:03 AM »

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #126 on: February 03, 2015, 12:19:46 PM »
Thank you captain obvious.
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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #127 on: February 03, 2015, 12:23:51 PM »
You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm.

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #128 on: February 03, 2015, 12:30:01 PM »
I like that.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #129 on: February 03, 2015, 01:21:28 PM »
You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm.
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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #130 on: February 03, 2015, 04:57:01 PM »
We played poker during the Super Bowl starting a couple of hours before kickoff.

I sat in my designated seat (back to the TV).

I won, again.  I've never lost at Super Bowl poker.  People get a bit too distracted.  Like the dealer calling 5 card draw and nobody at the table remembering that I did not take any cards.  Then tons of raises before it came to me.  When I was holding an Ace high flush.

Gotta love the Super Bowl.

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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #131 on: February 03, 2015, 05:07:51 PM »
There's a big poker tournament at my family's house every Super Bowl, too!
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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #132 on: February 03, 2015, 08:53:03 PM »
poker?  I dont even know her!

and lets not get started on the liquor room.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #133 on: February 04, 2015, 04:26:14 AM »





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Re: Superbowl - I'm very stoked
« Reply #134 on: February 04, 2015, 09:25:34 AM »
I want my weather-beaten picture of Gisele back.

Beatin' being the operative term, here.

I was going to say you took the words out of my mouth, BC, but that would only lead to more saucy comments.....
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