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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2015, 05:56:06 PM »
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2015, 06:00:39 PM »
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2015, 06:02:59 AM »


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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2015, 09:00:37 AM »
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/6/23/8831077/the-morning-constitutional-wont-stop-now


the best summation of the P-Diddy-attacks-a-football-coach story you'll find

and for the record, we all know who the Floridian attacked by a horny dolphin was, right?
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2015, 12:59:56 PM »
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/6/23/8831077/the-morning-constitutional-wont-stop-now


the best summation of the P-Diddy-attacks-a-football-coach story you'll find

Okay, that was damn funny.  Although I've never seen someone use so many words to rephrase the proverb "Truth is stranger than fiction" before.  :P 



and for the record, we all know who the Floridian attacked by a horny dolphin was, right?

I'm not sure Star truly qualifies as being Floridian.  I'm beginning to think he transcends such petty distinctions. 


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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #51 on: June 24, 2015, 02:03:59 PM »
and for the record, we all know who the Floridian attacked by a horny dolphin was, right?

I'm not sure Star truly qualifies as being Floridian.  I'm beginning to think he transcends such petty distinctions. 

That's what he told the dolphin.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #53 on: June 24, 2015, 05:37:39 PM »
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #54 on: June 24, 2015, 06:18:20 PM »
LMFAO!!!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2015, 10:56:15 AM »
you're welcome

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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2015, 04:19:00 PM »
WTF!  Auburn is predicted to win the SEC but not their division.  Don't you have to win your division to play in the SEC championship game. So if you don't play in the SEC championship game, how do you win the conference.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2015, 06:43:05 PM »
Here's the scoop: the media members were asked to vote the order of finish for the SEC East and West.  Alabama received more consistent 1st and 2nd place votes than Auburn (who received more 3rd and 4th place votes to go with their 1st and 2nd place votes) so, Alabama was the winner of the vote for the West.  However, when the vote was tallied as to who would win the SEC, Auburn pulled enough votes to be voted the winner.  Got it?
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2015, 07:27:58 AM »
Yep, I understand MD.  Still kind of funny for a non SEC person.  And yes, I know it's not the SEC deciding this but the press. 

The really great news is that we're about 1.5 months for kickoff for college.  In fact, our high school team kickoff their first game August 28th.
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Re: The 2015 Running Football Thread (College & Pro)
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2015, 08:05:44 PM »
I wouldn't have known how to explain it if I hadn't heard it on sports talk.  All the local shows I listen to were at SEC Media Days.  You're a Big Ten guy, aren't you?  Fan of the National Champs?
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