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Re: St. Lenin's Preserved Body
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2015, 02:17:35 PM »
That explains why he's lasted that long. Maybe if we're lucky they will eventually use some of him on car tires to extend tread life.

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Re: St. Lenin's Preserved Body
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2015, 02:38:47 PM »
Or maybe he will rise up one night and shamble on over to wherever the hel Putin lives, stand at the foot of Vladdie's bed, point a finger, and moan " W.... T.... F.... ?!?"
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Re: St. Lenin's Preserved Body
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2015, 03:16:52 PM »
Or maybe he will rise up one night and shamble on over to wherever the hel Putin lives, stand at the foot of Vladdie's bed, point a finger, and moan " W.... T.... F.... ?!?"


Naw, this is how it will go down.  Ignore the last five seconds; Lenin will surely crush it, empowered with Marxist-Leninist doctrine.