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Offline besilarius

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Riker Rules
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:13:35 AM »
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Re: Riker Rules
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2015, 07:31:22 AM »
Heh. I saw that the other day. Pretty funny.
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Re: Riker Rules
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 12:44:00 PM »
Now with 100% more convenience.  ::)




No lie: the moment in the "credits" where Riker is thoughtfully picking at his beard in the elevator, I was doing the exact same thing.

Because... that's what I do.

(Actually had forgotten Riker did that, too. I was never a Riker fan.  :P )
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