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Offline TheCommandTent

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Bumper Stickers
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:31:19 PM »
This is the thread to post all those great bumper stickers you see when driving.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 06:33:50 PM »
I'll start this off with the bumper sticker that gave me the idea for this thread. 

 I saw this one driving home from vacation near DC.  I tried to get a picture but it was way to blurry.  However, I was able to find a site online that sells it.  When I saw it

I couldn't stop laughing, especially because the guy cut me off.  My wife just didn't get it.   ;D

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2012, 06:35:02 PM »
Frickin' awesome!!!

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2012, 09:12:46 PM »
I saw one years and years ago on an old, beat up muscle car that said:

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 04:53:55 AM »
reposting for bumper stickerishness

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 05:05:08 AM »
favorite bumper sticker story...

going into a hardware store about 15 years ago in California, there was a beat-to-shit El Camino in the parking lot.  Rusted out holes in the rear side panels, cracked windshield hadn't been washed since 1982, etc.  There was a bumper sticker on it that said "My kid beat up your honor student".  Someone had taken a USPS shipping label, and made their own sticker that they stuck next to that one, and it read "My honor student blew up your car."

I smiled.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers