Author Topic: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_ (Read 33962 times)

JasonPratt · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2018, 03:12:27 PM »

"I ran it by a group of kids at a schoolyard, and they all thought it was hilarious!" "I'm not a lawyer, but you probably shouldn't be hanging around schoolyards. Something to keep in mind."

JasonPratt · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2018, 03:16:40 PM »

"No, but what they are gonna do, and people are gonna love this, is send each other emails." "Wha.. wha. ...wha.... why would people love that?"

JasonPratt · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2018, 07:13:55 AM »

The return of Hail Satan!

JasonPratt · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2018, 07:15:47 AM »

And a catchup classic:

JasonPratt · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2018, 05:28:00 AM »

"So, how many seasons will there be?" "Well, how many numbers are there?" "Uh, there are are, I guess there are infinite numbers." "Okay, let's go with that then!"

And a catchup classic:

JasonPratt · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2018, 09:16:39 PM »

Okay, doing the whole series is just lazy.

"Wow, that's a little gross to imagine!" "Not if you're into that kind of stuff." "Well, I threw up a little in my mouth, so..."

Classic catchup:

JasonPratt · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2018, 05:03:43 AM »

And the classic catchup:

"Well, you had a weird twitch, did you have something in your eye?" "... ........ yes."

JasonPratt · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2018, 07:17:34 PM »

JasonPratt · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:27:56 AM »

"Y'know, sometimes I'll break into vans and sleep in them overnight." "What?"

JasonPratt · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2018, 11:30:39 AM »

And the classic catchup post, which somehow didn't star Chris Pratt:

Oh, whoopsie -- I didn't copy paste the right code. It was going to be Ant-Man, but that worked better as a double-feature on the next post anyway.

Please accept this Avengers: Age of Ultron pitch instead.

JasonPratt · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2018, 01:32:30 PM »

And the original

JasonPratt · « **Reply #28 on:** July 11, 2018, 04:15:20 PM »

And from one level of nihilistic horror to another!

JasonPratt · « **Reply #29 on:** July 17, 2018, 04:39:45 AM »

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