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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #195 on: February 02, 2020, 11:38:22 AM »
It's a me, Super Mario Bros pitch meeting!




BTW, it is canon that their surname is also Mario. That's why they are called the Mario brothers.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #196 on: February 02, 2020, 08:18:02 PM »
^ Another movie I did not see where the plot description sounds like an illiterate idiot took an acid trip.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #197 on: February 03, 2020, 12:44:56 PM »
I feel like the words "I just, I just don't care," were really important for this movie's creation.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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« Reply #198 on: February 03, 2020, 05:30:19 PM »
Ohh my god, I don't care, I do not...  I DON'T care.
When the chimes end, pick up your gun.  Try and shoot me, Colonel.  Just try.
-El Indio, For a Few Dollars More


If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #199 on: February 04, 2020, 12:11:54 AM »
^ Another movie I did not see where the plot description sounds like an illiterate idiot took an acid trip.

Don't worry, you didn't miss anything. It was a really crappy movie.
I've watched it 2-3 times and the only good thing I can say about it is that it was very forgettable for me.

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« Reply #200 on: February 10, 2020, 11:44:43 AM »


"Well, that's a thing I learned from the writers of Game of Thrones: characters can just forget about massive threats they knew about moments before."
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #201 on: February 22, 2020, 11:48:31 AM »
Indiana Jones and the Pitch Meeting.


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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #202 on: May 03, 2020, 01:19:17 PM »
Pitch Meeting Forever


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« Reply #203 on: May 09, 2020, 03:08:00 PM »


"............{lonnnng pause as face falls}....... somebody better die for this."
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #204 on: May 09, 2020, 03:25:35 PM »


"............{lonnnng pause as face falls}....... somebody better die for this."

"Hard for me to ruin without a love interest."

Still, Dog Wick is better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ

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« Reply #205 on: May 09, 2020, 04:27:27 PM »
LOL, that was hilarious - thanks for the link AB ;)

I do gotta say, after Dog Wick talked on the phone I was expecting the exchange:

"What did he say?"

"Enough."
When the chimes end, pick up your gun.  Try and shoot me, Colonel.  Just try.
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If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
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« Reply #206 on: May 09, 2020, 06:38:27 PM »
Note 1: Dog Wick made before JW2.

Note 2: JW3 essentially features Dog(s) Wick during an extended sequence. (Though not JW's dog.)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #207 on: May 09, 2020, 08:10:49 PM »
Note 1: Dog Wick made before JW2.

Note 2: JW3 essentially features Dog(s) Wick during an extended sequence. (Though not JW's dog.)

The Dog Fu in JW3 was the highlight of the movie.  Those scenes were the best action scenes with a dog ever filmed!

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« Reply #208 on: May 10, 2020, 09:57:19 AM »
ROFLMO!  :D

"You killed John Wick's Dog's Human!"
"No law says dogs can't shoot people."

Now this is what they should make instead of Matrix 4 and JW4.

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« Reply #209 on: May 10, 2020, 10:09:10 AM »
The Honest Trailer of John Wick is better than Pitch Meeting John Wick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDEWKx0PtUg