We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_

[JasonPratt]

"Oh, so this guy's a little sketchy!" "Oh, definitely." "...not as sketchy as Grandpa Joe, though..."

[JasonPratt]

"Oh, so do we have enough story here to stretch this to two movies?" "No, definitely not." "So, why, why, uh, why are we d-?" "Because money." "OH, MONEY IS THAT THING THAT I LIKE!"



"... -- what are we doin' here, man?" "... uh, money." "Oh, yeah, money, I love it!"

[JasonPratt]

The end of the beginning ends, which is also the end.



"So within the first ten minutes, Smaug is dead, and the second movie is over."

[JasonPratt]

"Oh, subverting expectations by flipping characters around even though it doesn't make sense, is TIGHT!" {characters now flipped in the Pitch Meeting}

[al_infierno]

I died a bit with laughter when I noticed the character swap gag in that video. 

[airboy]

"But happy other than that?  Very happy other than that!"

[JasonPratt]

"ok, I feel, I feel like that's pretty messed up for a movie. [...] I did not like that sentence at all!"

(You can probably guess the topic from context. )