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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2018, 09:05:14 PM »
I wouldn't pay to move that TV.

I've always wanted this room, but there can be only one. lmao

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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2018, 09:07:23 PM »
I wouldn't pay to move that TV.


I wouldn't either.
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2018, 09:43:34 PM »
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV. 

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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2018, 11:15:53 PM »
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2018, 04:22:31 AM »
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:

Toonces is referring to the fact that the US military pays to move its people when they're re-assigned, and that comes out of tax dollars
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2018, 05:04:46 AM »
I don’t understand why my dead hooker storage idea is being totally ignored and discounted. I mean, where else do you plan on putting them?
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2018, 05:44:33 AM »
I keep mine in the freezer in the garage.
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2018, 06:17:09 AM »
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:

Toonces is referring to the fact that the US military pays to move its people when they're re-assigned, and that comes out of tax dollars

And government employees.
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2018, 06:25:09 AM »
I'm paying, I get it now.  I'm fine with contributing toward shipping whatever fits in your duffel bag.  ;)
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2018, 07:58:40 AM »
So you're saying I need to stuff the bodies into my duffel bag?  Where will I put my underwear?  And watches?   ???
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2018, 07:59:44 AM »
Dead Hookers should be recycled like plastics which they for the most part are. Still, good luck trying to get the Trash Men to come pick one up. They just leave them sitting outside until they start to draw dogs and cats. Which is strange because they also draw dogs and cats before their dead too. So it's hard to tell sometimes when they are dead. Which is strange because sometimes it's hard to tell when they're alive, before they're dead. IF... you know what I mean.

I used to know a Hooker that took credit cards. You DON'T want to know where you inserted them to be scanned.  :o
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2018, 11:04:26 AM »
  I'm still in beautiful Rhode Island.   ::)

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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2018, 11:35:11 AM »
Pfft...’underwear’
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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2018, 03:30:59 PM »
And watches?   ???

Dude.

Seriously.

You put your watches in one of these...

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Re: Is there an interior designer in the house?
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2018, 01:36:29 PM »
I haven't read the whole thread but Im probably the most able to help your space planning and design needs.
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