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Offline besilarius

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the peasants are revolting
« on: January 22, 2019, 05:16:49 AM »
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Re: the peasants are revolting
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2019, 07:28:02 AM »
Ooh oxen - less pedestrian than horses.
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Re: the peasants are revolting
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2019, 08:33:49 AM »
I think that's Britain's new government run healthcare Lumbar Expansion procedure to correct spinal compression from squeezing into those little English cars. After that and a pint or two, he'll probably be good as new.  O0
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Re: the peasants are revolting
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2019, 11:53:16 AM »
I prefer the classics   8)