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Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« on: November 07, 2019, 05:16:30 AM »
Remember all those stories about a Secret nazi base in Antarctica?  It was for margarine.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/nazis-in-antarctica
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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2019, 05:59:04 AM »
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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2019, 06:23:47 AM »
Margarine - margarine never changes.
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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2019, 07:10:32 AM »
"Jawhol!  You vill not belief zis is not butter!" [nazi salute and slow pan out to "Land 'o Camps" margarine brand logo on billboard behind smiling marching troops]

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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2019, 07:16:13 AM »
That's why i always preferred real butter!

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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2019, 08:48:27 AM »
This must be true.  There's a game on it.

https://tinybattlepublishing.com/products/neuschwabenland
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2019, 09:13:07 AM »
This program caused the British to try to counter the Germans and prevent their access to whale fat by installing a series of "Whale Work-Out Stations" along their migration paths so they would no longer be fat when they reached the Antarctic and thus foil Nazi plans. The plan failed when the whales refused to get on the, 'Whale Treadmills' to work-out because they didn't like the Classical music played by the Brits and wanted Country & Western instead. They also didn't like the picture of Churchill staring at them while they worked-out. Who could blame them?  :hide:
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