The Wife dripped soup on my damned gaming keyboard and put her frickin’ crusty soup mug on my bookshelf. She is such a slob.
Being in my study when I get home from work is a first class ticket to making me an angry drunken dwarf. I use that study to get away from it all.
It’s fundamental to us remaining together for the last 22 years!
Women...can’t live with’em, can fry’em up in a wok.