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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1530 on: May 11, 2018, 08:30:35 AM »
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1532 on: May 29, 2018, 10:14:31 AM »
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BGM-71H TOW missile cutaway

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1533 on: May 30, 2018, 05:15:11 PM »
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1534 on: May 30, 2018, 08:57:18 PM »
if WoT is anything to go by, just modernize the BC-25t.   :D
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1535 on: June 03, 2018, 11:08:44 AM »
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Jagdtigers with the Porsche suspension, Fallingbostel 1944

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1536 on: June 03, 2018, 11:10:28 AM »
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Australian Centurion in Vietnam

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1537 on: June 03, 2018, 11:12:07 AM »
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British Medium Mark A Whippet tanks advance past the body of a dead soldier, moving to an attack along a road near Achiet-le-Petit, France, on August 22, 1918

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1538 on: June 03, 2018, 11:15:07 AM »
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Czech documentary about the T-72

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1539 on: June 03, 2018, 11:18:14 AM »
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German Stug IIIs in the center of an Italian city

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1540 on: June 03, 2018, 11:22:58 AM »
« Last Edit: June 03, 2018, 11:24:44 AM by mirth »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1541 on: June 03, 2018, 11:36:00 AM »
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Soviet IS-3, T-34-85, and PT-76 tanks parked in Budapest during the Hungarian Revolution, 1956

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1542 on: June 07, 2018, 05:38:10 PM »
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StuG IIIG and Volksgrenadier in Aachen , 1944

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1543 on: June 07, 2018, 06:50:09 PM »
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IDF Soltam L-33 - armed with a 155mm howitzer and mounted on a Sherman chassis.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1544 on: June 08, 2018, 05:02:30 AM »
I've never seen one of those before!
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