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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2013, 04:44:11 PM »
I'm with Brant on this one.  It lacked something that I just cannot put my finger on...oh right!  Humor.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2013, 05:35:45 PM »
Yeah, kinda underwhelming, but I did LOL at this little gem:

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BOB COSTAS HOLD EVERYTHING

PHILIP RIVERS Diminutive NBC Sportscaster Bob Costas?

BOB COSTAS Iím calling a halftime in this convo so I can deliver another on of my patented BOB COSTAS EDITORIALS!

I hate Bob Costas. Such a jackass.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2013, 07:21:44 PM »
Yeah, kinda underwhelming, but I did LOL at this little gem:

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BOB COSTAS HOLD EVERYTHING

PHILIP RIVERS Diminutive NBC Sportscaster Bob Costas?

BOB COSTAS Iím calling a halftime in this convo so I can deliver another on of my patented BOB COSTAS EDITORIALS!

I hate Bob Costas. Such a jackass.

I want to punt that clown every time I see him.  Instead I turn off the sound or change the channel.   Self righteous little dick who couldn't play a sport to save his life.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2013, 11:41:15 AM »
I guess I'm just easy to please, because I laughed my fool head off at this week's entry.  ("BRAINS!")  :D 


I do agree with brant, though:  I'd much prefer they take the time to do them right and post them on Tuesday. 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2013, 11:13:57 AM »
"The Injury Report" 


Poor Archie Manning.  They turn him into more and more of a dick every week...  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2013, 11:29:51 AM »
"SNUGGLES THE FABRIC SOFTENER BEAR   IíLL CUT THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO USES THAT TERM"
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2013, 12:28:17 PM »
It was more enjoyable this week.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2013, 02:47:35 AM »
"Candy Asses": The Halloween Edition


I'd call this one middling -- I've seen worse, I've seen better.  The costume avatars were pretty good, though; my personal favorite was probably Jerry Jones as Skeletor, but Tannehill as Aquaman cracked me up as well.  :D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2013, 05:02:04 AM »
It rates a meh this week.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2013, 05:22:07 AM »
some of the funnier bits were the non-QBs, like the people spinning in their graves.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #70 on: November 05, 2013, 12:57:40 AM »
MIDSEASON AWARDS


I think I'm just gonna start calling Flacco Rodney Dangerfield.  :D 



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PEYTON MANNING

Aaaaand the Tony Award for ďBest Drama QueenĒ goes to Romo

 ;D

Even when he wins, that poor guy can't catch a break! 




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RICHIE INCOGNITO is picking up valuable bullying tips here

Heh. 




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GHOST OF GEORGE BLANDA

(looks up from hell) HEY!

PHILIP RIVERS

George Blanda is in hell?

CARSON PALMER

All Raiders go to hell. Itís the deal Al Davis made to win the í84 Super Bowl.

Okay, I'll admit I literally laughed out loud at that bit. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #71 on: November 05, 2013, 02:49:37 AM »
Not too shabby this week.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #72 on: November 11, 2013, 10:28:22 AM »
last week was good.  this week is OK, but progress is sideways, not forward

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-fine-line/



but this was pretty funny:
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ADRIAN PETERSON  No, I did it. Youíre just a handoff delivery system with a helmet.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2013, 08:42:34 AM »
^  Heh.  Yeah, that was good (and only too true for the most part). 


I agree it was pretty average this week.  I give them credit for keeping the movie lines from feeling *too* forced (for the most part), but overall it felt a little lackluster. 


I did laugh at this bit, though: 
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J.J. WATT  My team is going NOWHERE! Iíve been a defensive superstar for two years now, all in a wasted effort!

DeMARCUS WARE  Only two years? Youíre adorable.


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2013, 10:49:12 PM »
Yep, I laughed pretty hard at the Ware-Watt bit.  ;D