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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #75 on: November 18, 2013, 12:34:20 PM »
Great, another punny title...  ::) 


Lots of good bits this week, but this one was probably my favorite: 
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ELI MANNING  ALL ABOARD THE NEW YORK SUPER BOWL EXPRESS. CHOO, CHOO, DICKWEEDS.

AARON RODGERS  Manning, I can assure you, NO ONE gives your pathetic team ANY chance at making it to the Super Bowl

TOM BRADY  FOR GODíS SAKE, SOMEBODY STOP THEM. KILL THEM WITH FIRE, PLEASE!

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #76 on: November 18, 2013, 10:01:16 PM »
Eagles fans throwing out threats at God was pretty damn funny.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2013, 05:02:06 AM »
you also saw the "Romo as an expert at choking" coming as soon as Brees appeared with his unable-to-talk bit
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #78 on: November 25, 2013, 11:50:01 AM »
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #79 on: November 25, 2013, 02:37:04 PM »
I agree they fell down at the end, but overall I'd rate this one as "halfway-decent". 




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CARSON PALMER  Yep, I think Iíve finally regained my elite QB status since I suffered that devastating knee injury. And itís only taken me 7 years to do it!

RGIII  (sobs)

Hee. 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #80 on: November 25, 2013, 08:01:35 PM »
I'd actually started to miss Sam Bradford's disturbing additions to the chats. He started it off innocently, then took it appropriately straight to Hell.  ;D

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #81 on: November 26, 2013, 03:08:33 AM »
I'd actually started to miss Sam Bradford's disturbing additions to the chats.

Well it had been a while since we'd had a tie...  ;) 



He started it off innocently, then took it appropriately straight to Hell.  ;D

Yeah, I do have to say that was one of his better ones! 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #82 on: November 26, 2013, 09:24:49 PM »
I also enjoyed Aaron Rodgers attempting to keep track of his crappy backups. So funny because it's so true.  ;D

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2013, 07:37:39 AM »
a sign of how mediocre this feature has become lately...  it's THU and we're just now getting around to talking about it.

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OK, Flo from Progressive Insurance showing up was pretty good...

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RAY LEWIS  Iíll take a stab at it.
PLAXICO BURRESS  Iíll take a shot at it.
TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD  Iíll take a crack at it.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #84 on: December 05, 2013, 02:31:51 PM »
LOL!  Loved Drew Brees doped up on Ny-Quil. 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #85 on: December 05, 2013, 03:29:03 PM »
LOL!  Loved Drew Brees doped up on Ny-Quil.

And based on how the Saints played Monday night, he might have actually been comatose from taking too much.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #86 on: December 05, 2013, 06:03:18 PM »
I thought it was pretty good.  Then again, I AM easily amused.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #87 on: December 05, 2013, 08:20:56 PM »
Should have ended every Wilson post with a Go Hawks.

Still pretty funny.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #88 on: December 10, 2013, 08:09:03 AM »
scattered moments of hilarity...

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PHILIP RIVERS   Holy crap, how many kickers are we going to have in this convo?
CARSON PALMER   Well so far we have Billy Cundiff and Matt Prater. So thatís one.

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DREW BREES   To put that into perspective, it would take Matt Schaub about three decades to throw for 50,000 yards.
NICK FOLES   Or two seasons, if you include INT returns.

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Crickets  Chirping

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BEN ROETHLISBERGER   TOUCHDOWNS 349 AND YARDS 3 FOR THREW I. ME BLAME CANíT YOU!
LIKES THIS, Yoda does

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TONY ROMO   Does Dan Snyder have some other NFL franchise I'm not aware of?
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2013, 12:02:42 PM »
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BEN ROETHLISBERGER   TOUCHDOWNS 349 AND YARDS 3 FOR THREW I. ME BLAME CANíT YOU!
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TONY ROMO   Does Dan Snyder have some other NFL franchise I'm not aware of?

I cracked up at those as well.  :D 



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ALEX SMITH Thatís not surprising. Wes Welker gets concussed when he brushes his teeth too vigorously.
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MATT STAFFORD BUT IT WAS SO COLD! My cheeks started to swell up in the second half.

TONY ROMO How could you tell?
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NFL SIDELINE Now if youíll excuse me, I need to go before Michael Irvin tries to snort me.

YES, WE PUT MICHAEL IRVIN IN THE CONVO EARLIER just to make this joke


But almost certainly my favorite was: 
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JOE FLACCO Wait, you raped a circus bear?

SAM BRADFORD Well, you should have seen how it was dressed.
As incredibly disturbing as he is, I think Bradford may just be my favorite character.  :o  ;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces